what's your number?

[semimeme]

 

what's your #?

a meme about what it says on the tin.

1. post with your character, canon, prefs if you like
2. include in your comment the number of individual sexual partners your character has had (feel free to headcanon it up; zeroes are valid)

3. comment to others. be surprised, scandalised, delighted, etc.

Comments

[knightmare_princess]

...my word.

[bearysweet]

( Oh stop, she's absolutely red all over the face. She can't even look at the princess in the eyes. )

I know... I know, it's too much.

( It's very hard to explain. )

[knightmare_princess]

I wouldn't judge you for it but it's hard to imagine having the time for it.

[bearysweet]

You'd be surprised at how much time you can save by being absolutely direct with what you want... And by having a large network of people.

( And she'd totally be surprised with how menbeasts network and mate quite fast when they're loose and wild. It's a rocky life that she lives, really. )

[knightmare_princess]

I suppose if that's the sort of life you've... found yourself in, then it would make it much easier.

[bearysweet]

Way easier. It's a bit of a mess, really. Been trying to stay away from it because... well, it's a bit embarrassing.

( Aww, she's still not looking at her. )

[knightmare_princess]

...if it makes you happy and isn't causing any of them any trouble as well, you should do it.

[bearysweet]

True, true. It's really nice you know, but some people I get the chance to be with are... well, less than stellar so I should at least have a standard--even if it's a one night stand. You know, just so I don't wake up... dead.

( Woah, okay that kinda took a turn but that's fair. )

[knightmare_princess]

Please don't get murdered by your one night stands. I'd feel obligated to track them down and flay them alive.

[bearysweet]

Aww, how sweet of you! But I wouldn't want you to dirty your hands with... that. Besides, I think I'll be fine.

[knightmare_princess]

You'd best keep it that way. I've been mostly selective with my own partners as well, of course.

[bearysweet]

I mean, anyone that gets to be with you must be honored. So, I bet you got way too many suitors.

( Says the girl with a bit too many suitors. )

[knightmare_princess]

Oh certainly. Which is why my partners have been quite sparing past my teens, when it was less expected that they might have a chance at marriage.

[bearysweet]

Oh, marriage. You know, that's so at the back of my mind I forget about it. Are you... ready for it?

[knightmare_princess]

God no. I don't know if I'll ever be interested in that.

[bearysweet]

I'm not ready either, I don't think I'll ever be.

[knightmare_princess]

The idea of children just sounds miserable too.

[bearysweet]

Oh dear lord, don't get me started on children. I love them, they're really cute, but I cannot take care of them. I will protect them and keep them safe, but not ... raise them.

[knightmare_princess]

I'd love to be a cool aunt to any children my friends or siblings might have, but that's my limit.

[bearysweet]

Holy crap, you'd be the coolest auntie! If I had kids, they'd probably love to have you as auntie or a godmother.

( God, just imagine the mini-Anas running around. )

[knightmare_princess]

...really now? I'm quite a strict woman, but of course... if they aren't mine then that's not my job.

[bearysweet]

Yeah don't worry about it. They'll probably just want to climb on your back or for you to carry them. And tell them how you met me.

Which, you know, you won't do, right?

[knightmare_princess]

I'll make up something that sounds a little better.

[bearysweet]

Yeah, also something that doesn't involve my infatuation with your breast.

[knightmare_princess]

That is a part I think we can skip, yes.