what's your number?

[semimeme]

 

what's your #?

a meme about what it says on the tin.

1. post with your character, canon, prefs if you like
2. include in your comment the number of individual sexual partners your character has had (feel free to headcanon it up; zeroes are valid)

3. comment to others. be surprised, scandalised, delighted, etc.

Comments

[wincon]

... I didn't say it mattered. [ but it might. kinda. ]

Amazed you kept it in your pants for as long as you did.

[creamation]

I've got a knack for reading people.

You mean when it came to you?

[wincon]

I mean in general. There were always other people.

[ and this line of conversation is probably a smokescreen for how weird he feels about all this. ]

[creamation]

Who said I was keeping my pants on for any of em?

[Dabi isn't gonna let this get weird at all, nope.]

[wincon]

You're either telling me you're not into any of them at all or you've already gone through them?

[creamation]

Well not all of the general public, obviously.

[wincon]

Obviously not. I meant the other ones—Twice, Spinner...

[creamation]

They're not as crusty and boney as you are. Kinda hits different.

[yeah, he's an asshole.]

[wincon]

Fuck you. Better be careful or you'll start sounding like you're actually into me.

[creamation]

Is that what it sounds like? Maybe it's just convenience.

[wincon]

Then you wouldn't be so fucking picky about who's bony enough for you.

[creamation]

Better be careful or you'll start sounding like you're actually jealous.

[two can play this game, shigs.]

[wincon]

[ he's yet to figure out if he has a reason to be. ]

Were they memorable?

[creamation]

[ dabi raises an eyebrow. he's not sure why, but that question hits him in a different way. ]

What kinda question is that?

[wincon]

[ shrugging ]

You said I sounded jealous. There's no reason to be if none of them were memorable.

[creamation]

And if they were, then you'd be jealous?

[wincon]

[ thinking, thinking ]

Do you want me to be?

[creamation]

[ ugh. it's like they're playing round robin over here. ]

Why should I care?

[wincon]

[ what else are they supposed to do? talk like Normal People™? ]

You asked.

But, no. I don't waste my time with jealousy. If there's something I want, I'll just take it.

[creamation]

[ hell might freeze over. ]

Only asked because you wanted to know if they were memorable.

So you don't want Twice and Spinner, huh.

[wincon]

... I don't dislike them. They're very... honest. [ who knows if that's good or not in his world. ]

It's not that strange to ask. You don't sound like you remember them.

[creamation]

Is honesty a deal-breaker when it comes to your fuck buddies?

Only one of em was vaguely memorable.

[wincon]

Probably. I mean... you think they do casual? [ Twice? Twice? that's pretty much an all-or-nothing scenario, isn't it? ]

Which was that? [ because now is the moment to pry, I guess ]

[creamation]

I don't really think about it. They're more like brothers, or some shit.

None of your business.

[wincon]

That sounds nice, coming from you.

Only one? Out of all the ones you couldn't keep track of?