what's your number?

[semimeme]

 

what's your #?

a meme about what it says on the tin.

1. post with your character, canon, prefs if you like
2. include in your comment the number of individual sexual partners your character has had (feel free to headcanon it up; zeroes are valid)

3. comment to others. be surprised, scandalised, delighted, etc.

Comments

[aspunch]

They have a term for that! "Mile High Club"!

( poor leon, only halfway there. you can't kid around her. she takes things very face value, especially if she's hanging onto his word regarding this experience. being more inexperienced, she's a little impressed.

even if there's a liiiiiiiiiittle bit of curious scrutiny there too. )

You're that kind of guy... Hm...

[rcpd]

Yeah, except it's all just a --

[Wait, what.]

That kind of guy? What do you mean?

[aspunch]

( oop. )

I mean! It sounded like you were a guy who liked risky business. ( pause. ) In a risky place. ( another pause. ) Like a risk taker.

( honoka, can you spell the word 'exhibitionist'? )

[rcpd]

[He's not sure what's going on because, yes, she takes things at face value and always means what she says. But then there's always the possibility of him not getting it.]

...sounds like you're saying I'm risky.

[And after he clears his mind of a mental image involving a certain movie--]

Am I right?

[aspunch]

Mmhmm.

( nodding, honoka gathers this could be him admitting to it. )

And that's not a bad thing, if that's what you like. I was only a little surprised.

( 'cause. wholesome men can still be kinky. )

[rcpd]

Hmm. I could be.

[Oh, he is, but why advertise it more than usual?]

But I gotta be honest with you, I was only kidding about the mile high club thing. I've never...you know, in an airplane before.

[It's on his bucket list, though.]

[aspunch]

( well, with the truth out, she's... pouting. almost like she's invested enough to be personally disappointed he hasn't. )

Woooow, liar.

( moving on, though. she's curious about another thing. )

If not a plane, have there been any other places? It doesn't sound comfy, but it's normal enough that people... ( insert hand waving motions. ) do it in cars?

( translation: Have You? )

[rcpd]

You believed it.

[As if that, and the fact that it's pretty funny, justifies everything. Especially now that she's not-so-subtly asking further questions.]

You wanna know if I've ever had sex in a car, is that it? What do you think?

[aspunch]

Hmph.

( as she did indeed. touche. )

Maybe. ( no, she's not blushing. ) I mean, I don't know. It's why I'm asking...

( girl's got no sex life, she wants the tea about his d. )

I-If you had that many partners, the possibility's pretty big I guess.

[rcpd]

Alright, alright. I won't lie to you this time.

[But rather than just say it outright, Leon just looks at her knowingly and, after tilting his head from side to side as if mulling it over, he nods. Yes, he has.]

I mean...

Pretty much the entirety of Green Eggs and Ham.

'Cept for all the animals...

[aspunch]

( ... she blinks. )

Green... Eggs and Ham? Animals?

( ah. he's lost her again. is that some sort of american saying? if he's nodding, that's already a 'yes', and she understands that much.

not much else, though. )

What do animals have to do with it? Huh? Leon, tell me!

( now she's shaking his arm, eyes screwed shut in playful annoyance. geez. for such a nice guy, he was basically speaking in riddles. )

[rcpd]

Hey, hey--! Easy, easy.

[Prying her grip off his arm is a lot harder than he thought it'd be, but he manages without any jerky movements or potential for harm for either of them.]

It's from a classic children's book! I figured you'd heard about it to get the reference.

[Apparently not. Yeesh.]

[aspunch]

( hey dont blame her, doctor seuss ain't circulating that much in japan )

Too bad 'cause I didn't.

( is that her rolling her eyes? that's her rolling her eyes. )

You're really weird for correlating children's books to your sex life.

[rcpd]

...says the girl asking the man about the places he's had sex.

[aspunch]

A-And that's only because you openly shared you've done it with six people and a half!

( free reign to start the Q&A as far as she knows. )

[rcpd]

I was participating in the game here. You wouldn't go into a bar and start acting like a teetotaler, would you?