Elizabeth (
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(AKA a slightly different AU meme)

ROLL IT OR DON'T WHATEVER
THIS IS NOW AN ALTERNATE REALITY
(Disclaimer: Characters don't actually have to be aware anything's different and it probably works better if they're not anyway, this is wish fulfillment right here)
THIS IS NOW AN ALTERNATE REALITY
(Disclaimer: Characters don't actually have to be aware anything's different and it probably works better if they're not anyway, this is wish fulfillment right here)
- SUPERHERO WORLD: Put on your capes and keep your undies on the outside kids, it's time to save the world. Only those with the coolest names and the least crappy powers can survive in a world that doesn't understand. And something about responsibility I guess.
- PIRATE WORLD: Because a whole meme dedicated to pirates isn't enough, it's never enough, never. Swash those buckles and put Errol Flynn to shame.
- COWBOY WORLD: More lawless outlaws and people who don't need no stinkin' badges. Just make sure you're not the kind who wears flamboyant pink or you might mess up the timeline.
- ROCK STAR WORLD: Sex, drugs, and stupid-looking outfits. From Gaga to Mercury to Richards to Jones, these proud innovators of the musical world (and other guys who played music I guess) pioneer new ways to look ridiculous and still get laid all the time. CATCH A PIECE OF THAT MAGIC AND BECOME A JUKE BOX HERO.
- ROBOT WORLD: I don't even know anymore I'm just throwing this in here for the hell of it. You're robots. I guess do whatever robots do when they're not fantasizing about calculators.
- DETECTIVE WORLD: Hard-boiled flatfoots chase crooked criminals in the black-and-white streets of a vaguely early 1900's America because that's the only place that ever had hard-boiled detectives, shut up, it's historical fact.
- POTPOURRI WORLD: ROBOT COWBOY ROCK STARS. WHO ARE ALSO DINOSAURS.
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[Winking, she turns and heads inside]
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[He looks around. Okay, nothing particularly noticeable from a casual glance. But, of course, even the pervy cops outside would've found something if the thieves had been that obvious.]
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See anything out of place?
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Aren't they supposed to preserve the crime scene until all parties have thoroughly investigated.
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Or there's some kind of cover-up. But jumping to conclusions won't help, even if it's kind of fun.
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Especially fun that would fit. In the event of a brownout, who're usually the first to be alerted? Aside from the people actually at the scene.
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Think there's actually a witness report? That would certainly help us in our search.
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Now this was worth getting cooked alive.
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Let's start with the safe deposit box room.
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Then let's see what we can legally see.
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[The safe was open, thanks to the ongoing investigation. A few cops were busy checking some of the higher boxes at that particular moment.]
[Zatanna parks herself against the wall just inside]
Now all I need is some popcorn.
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And dramatic music.
[He spots something glinting from a safe deposit box. He leans forward slightly.]
It looks like there's a piece of hair stuck in that safe deposit box. And not for safekeeping, I bet.
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Black. Really black. Either a wig, or dye.
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Either is possible. But why wear a wig? Wouldn't wearing a hat be easier, especially with this heat?
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Do you see anything else in here? I think they're bound to notice us soon.
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...box 2396. It's clean.
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Good work. Let's get out of here.
And let's find out who owns that box.
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