The Playing House Domestic Shipping Meme ♡

The Playing House Domestic Shipping Meme.

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THE LIST!
01] baby
Suddenly, there's a new addition to your family! Are you expecting? Adopting? Struggling to find the perfect name for your child? Or maybe you're up at a ridiculous hour in the morning because they're crying like crazy.

02] just married
Congratulations! You and your loved (?) one are about to start a whole new life together! It's time for the honeymoon...

03] house hunting
Are you seeking out an apartment? A dream house? Or just any old place, as long as you're with your other? Make sure to weigh your options very carefully...

04] household chores
It's time to clean/cook/garden/take care of something! Do you work together, or does one of you hide until everything is done?

05] shopping
Whether it's for furniture, groceries, or something in between, shopping is something that everybody must do at some point in time! What varies is if they like it or not.

06] family vacation
WE'RE OFF TO DIDNEY WOOOOOOOOORL or wherever
... well, as long as the kids are happy, right...? You may not be happy (or maybe you are), but it's mainly about ~family bonding~.

07] romantic retreat
It's you and your loved one's anniversary, and you decide it's time to take some time off and take them somewhere nice, where you only have each other.

08] comfort
Is somebody sick in bed? Or perhaps they just had a bad day? Sometimes, a good breakfast in bed or a home-cooked meal can really lift the spirits! Or perhaps you want to try medicine, or laughter, or something else?

09] pet
Suddenly, you have another addition to the family! Is it a puppy? A kitty? A fierce dragon? Whatever it is, make sure to give it a name and to take good care of it!

10] holiday
Happy birthday/New Years/Christmas/Valentine's Day/whatever! It's a very special day that only comes once a year, so make it count!

11] argument
Oh, no, who left the stove on... Or maybe it's about why they were out late last night? Either way, there is a lot of tension today, and one of you may or may not be sleeping on the couch tonight.

12] making up
It's time to make amends for that fight/divorce/whatever you had before! After all, you love each other... right?

13] surprise, surprise
You are feeling rather loving tonight, so you want to remind the other person how much you cherish and appreciate them... if it's by something cute and adorable or hot and sexy is completely up to you.

14] proposal
~~SHUT UP THIS TOTALLY FITS~~ You've been with your other for what feels like forever, and finally you want to tie the knot with them. Will you go down on one knee before them, or get a little creative?

15] other
I know I'm forgetting like a bajillion and one different things here, so this is the option for that!

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[Of all the reactions Castiel might have expected from Dean, this isn't one of them. A corpse? It should become clear that isn't the case as soon as the sack starts moving under his hand.

Besides, the dragon may be fairly large, but it's hardly the size of a human corpse. A child's corpse, maybe, but even then it seems like a stretch to him.]

It's hardly a corpse.

[Which doesn't explain what it is, but Castiel has no idea how to break this to Dean. He knows the kind of reaction he's going to get already, and he's prepared to argue against it.

The problem is the fire-breathing. If he can see to it that the dragon refrains from doing that for the entirety of the car ride, this may actually work out. Not that Castiel has any idea of what he's going to do with the creature after that, but for now his goal is to get it back to the bunker.

He stands up, pulling the sack up with him and cradling it in his arms. The dragon wriggles around, bordering on violently, but eventually it calms down and settles into his arms.]

[ Hey buddy, he doesn't know what shit you (presumably) killed out in Bumfuck, Nowhere, USA okay.

Of course, the second that bag moves, it becomes very clear that there was a distinct lack of killing and Dean stares, mute for a second. ]

Yeah, see, there's this important part of being a hunter.

[ It's the part where you kill the thing you're supposed to hunt. Dean doesn't draw the gun - barely, but he resists, when the bag starts thrashing and --

is that smoke. ]

We're not putting that thing in my car until I know what it is.

[ pause. ]

And then I'll decide if we're even doin' that.

I killed the wendigo, Dean. [It's said with a heavy dose of exasperation, because the last thing Castiel wants at the moment is to have his skills questioned. He knows how to hunt, he knows what it involves, but a baby dragon is not usually part of the equation.

He can hardly blame Dean for wanting to know what it is first, especially since there seems to be some smoke seeping out of the bag now.

Castiel's already prepared to argue his point, but first things first is showing Dean, and so after a long pause he reaches down and lifts up the mouth of the bag so that Dean can peer inside.

And there are two blinking, lizard-like eyes and a relatively large body covered in scales, hard and a shining red. Its tongue slithers out for a moment and it lets out its attempt at a roar, but at the moment it's more of a squeak.]

I don't know how it ended up in the wendigo's cave, but I couldn't leave it there.

[He's being responsible, that's all.]

[ Oh, well. He's not surprised about the fact that Cas got it - he's turned into a damn good hunter, so that's a relief, honestly.

Still, the bag isn't doing much for inspiring confidence, here. Dean eyes it dubiously and the moment it opens, his mouth opens, and closes. From behind him, he hears Sam take in a deep breath - the guy's probably having a fucking nerdgasm back there at what they're seeing.

Nope.

Nope, no way. Dean is thoroughly unimpressed with what he's looking at, because no. There's a strict no dragon rule as of like right now. ]

No.

[ he can hear that protest building up and Dean whirls, pointing at Sam. ]

No monsters in Baby. Cas, what the hell, dude- how did you -

[It's not as if this is anything beyond what Castiel expected. Dean is extremely protective of his car when it comes to simple things like eating french fries in the back seat, so there's no way he's going to let a dragon ride in it, even under supervision.

Castiel's still prepared to argue his point, though, especially because he can see that look of excitement on Sam's face. He may have an ally here.]

I don't know why it was there, but I would guess it slipped through the cracks when the door to Purgatory opened. [And that should hold weight for Dean, because that also means that this dragon being here is essentially Castiel's fault.

Which means that he's going to deal with it one way or another.] I'm not going to kill it until I've at least studied it. [And because in all honesty, putting down something as rare as this seems inherently wrong.]

... If I need to find another way to transport it to the bunker, then so be it. [He can take a bus. He can even hitchhike, if he's careful and finds someone who doesn't pay any attention to his cargo.]

[ Great, it's your fault, but that's still not good enough to get him to put a fucking dragon in the Impala. What if it tries to toast them? Eat them? Not that Dean's worried about the tiny thing doing it, but they could lose a finger. ]

Dude, okay, first- it's like cutesy woodland animals. You don't grab the babies 'cause the mom is probably around and she'll come wreck your shit for touching her kid.

[ Also second, SAM STOP LOOKING SO THRILLED. Dean turns, poking a finger into his chest. ]

You- shut up. I can hear your excitement from here.

[ And back to Cas, who's suggesting progressively more stupid things. ]

We can't - you can't just take a friggin' taxi to the bunker, Cas. Just-

[ KILL HIM PLEASE. ]

It's gonna take weeks to air her out. She's gonna smell like smoke.

I doubt the mother is anywhere near here. [It's not as if a full-grown dragon could hide that easily, even in the countryside and swampland that makes up this area. Castiel wouldn't have even gotten this far if she'd been anywhere close, which probably means that the egg slipped through on its own, somehow.

Which also means that the dragon is an orphan. A fire-breathing orphan, but there's still a sense of responsibility that Castiel feels toward it. Which is as strange for him to realize as it would be for anyone else.

Sam may be on his side, but that might not be enough to convince Dean. And to some extent, Castiel can't blame him.]

I understand. It's too great of a risk. [He shouldn't have even attempted this in the first place, but he'd needed to at least let Sam and Dean know what was going on.] That's why I'll find another way.

[The dragon starts to wriggle in his arms and Castiel sighs and adjusts it until it gets comfortable again, taking a glance down the road. He'll figure something out.]

Small blessings.

[ Sam gives Dean a dirty look for that, thoroughly unimpressed with his sass, clearly and eases closer. It's a dragon, okay, this is fucking exciting, you don't need to be such a twat about it.

Dean, on the other hand, was talking about airing out the car - he's not about to let Cas try and take a fucking taxi with a dragon in the back seat, Jesustapdancingchrist.

Huffing out a breath, he eases closer and gives it a sour look, pointing a finger at Sam without even looking at him. ] No excitement from you.

Cas, she-- he-- that is riding in your lap and I swear to god, if she burns the inside of Baby, I'm gonna make her into a pair of boots.

[Castiel doesn't know how Dean went from outright refusing to... this, but he isn't about to question it. It probably has something to do with Dean not wanting to let Castiel out of his sight for longer than necessary, but this time he's more than happy to take advantage of that fact.

It's not as if he wants the dragon (and even he doesn't know its sex, which is one of the many things he would like to determine by studying it) to torch Dean's car, either. He's hoping to keep it calm and under control, but that's easier said than done.

At least Sam's on board with this. Castiel wouldn't mind having some help when it comes to studying the creature.]

Understood. [He nods and then moves for the back seat door, nodding to Sam as he moves past him. Castiel isn't going to give Dean a chance to change his mind.]

[ Well, there's not a lot else they can do. He could let Cas take a taxi or a bus (HORRIBLE IDEA, Dean cringes at the very thought) or he could commandeer another car but that means Sam driving Baby - or Sam driving someone else's car and with their luck at this point someone'd report it and then they'd get pulled over.

With a fucking dragon.

So no, not an option. Instead, he focuses on this. ]

What do you know about dragons?

[ He tosses it over his shoulder as he goes and grabs a few more blankets and makes a sort of crude nest-like thing on the back seat, frowning. ]

Does he--she- does that eat stuff?

I would assume so.

[With his hands full, Castiel isn't able to help Dean prepare the back seat, but he does draw closer to watch. Sam takes that as an invitation to come closer and see the dragon for himself. Castiel carefully pulls the mouth of the sack open again so that Sam can peer inside, and while the dragon lets out a squeaky growl and swats at Sam, no actual damage is done.

The lore on dragons is so extensive that it would be difficult to pick out the actual truth in it, and it's not as if Castiel knows that much, seeing how dragons have mainly been banished to Purgatory.]

My guess is that it's a meat-eater. [It shouldn't be too difficult to provide for it. Castiel and Dean are practically meat-eaters themselves, so the bunker's kitchen is usually well stocked.

Granted, this dragon is bound to eat a lot, so they'll need to keep that in mind as well. Castiel doesn't want to imagine what would happen if they ended up with a hungry, fire-breathing monster running wild in the Man of Letters hideout.]

...Can you tell if it's a dude or not?

[ Dean sort of pats down the blankets and everything else and gives it a dubious look. He really, really doesn't want to do this but it's not like they have a lot of options. It's not...violent, but it's still a monster and that doesn't sit right with him but so long as it's just squeaking and hissing and not taking fingers off, well. Dean's not in the habit of killing children, monsters or not. ]

Probably. It got teeth?

[ Sam gets close enough to find out and the dragon hisses and snaps at him, too, but it looks more sulky than intimidating and Dean stifles a snort because no. Not funny. Dragon. Bad idea.

Dean exhales, exasperated, and tugs at Cas. ]

Get it in the back seat. Jesus.

[From Castiel's perspective, it's obvious that the dragon is intimidated and is lashing out for that reason, rather than being pointlessly vicious. Which means that all they need to do is not abuse it in any way, and it should calm down. Once it's eaten, at least, but hopefully it can hold out for the two hour drive.]

I should be able to determine its sex when I have the chance to examine it. [For now, he's not going to try it because it would require shifting it around and he isn't going to do anything that might provoke the dragon into breathing fire.

He settles into the back seat with it and finally allows it out of the sack. The dragon scuttles forward and then finds a comfortable spot among all of the blankets to settle down, though its nostrils are still flaring.

Castiel bends down slightly to stare into its eyes and issues an order.]

Behave.

Oh boy.

[ Fuck his life, seriously. Dean thumps himself down into the front seat and Sam takes the spot next to him but looks back like a little kid who just got a new puppy. Ugh.

At least the damn thing settles - it squirms and curls into the blankets, watching them all like it's not sure what it wants to do. The drive is easy enough - a few hours and then they're back at the bunker, but Dean eyes a turn off to a store and pulls into the lot at the furthest back place, glancing back. ]

Best guesses on what a pair of boots e- ow! [ Dean shoves at Sam when he's punched in the arm, but he's grinning, snickering. ] I'll grab some steak or something.

[The dragon even manages to fall asleep for a time, which isn't all that surprising, seeing how most infants need plenty of rest as they grow and develop.

In fact, the dragon had been sleeping soundly (and while a small amount of smoke had come out with its snoring, it hadn't been enough to worry about) up until the moment when Dean yelled from Sam punching him.

The sound is loud enough to startle the dragon into wakefulness, and it's nervous enough that Castiel watches its head bob as it prepares to belch out fire as a defense mechanism.

Castiel can't let that happen. It's instinct which drives him to lean forward and actually clamp his hand over the dragon's snout. It still breathes out fire, and the heat and pain that floods through his palm is enough that Castiel can't hold back a groan of pain.

He falls back against the seat, cradling his burned hand to his chest. The dragon, meanwhile, is very confused, but at least the car hasn't been damaged.]

[ He's all set to bicker with his brother over this, half-amused because he's getting his panties all up in a wad and then he catches the scent of smoke and burning hits him and he jerks around, prepared to bitch. It's not what he thinks, though - Cas has his hand over the mouth and Dean curses, grabbing at his wrist to pull it away.

He's entirely unconcerned about the car right now, too busy twisting in the seat to try and look at his hand, hissing quietly. ]

You dumbass, don't -- God, Sammy, can you -

[ Already on his brother's wavelength, Sam's halfway out the door with a nod, and heading into the store for meat and burn treatment while Dean clasps his wrist gently, glaring at the dragon. ]

Are you stupid?

[The burn is hardly a minor one. The skin at the center of his palm is mainly burned away, surrounding with some scorch marks. The flesh that's been exposed is an angry red, and his skin is already starting to peel and blister.

Chances are this hand won't be usable for a few months now, as long as it takes to heal. Castiel realizes it was a stupid thing to do, but he'd acted on instinct, doing what he needed to in order to keep up his end of the bargain.

He can't stop himself from hissing in pain, because this is ten times worse than being cut or stabbed or even shot. The heat is practically unbearable, and he pitches his head down near his chest, not in any position to answer Dean.

The dragon, meanwhile, is beginning to understand what's happened and the damage it's done and is distressed as a result, shifting its attention from Dean to Castiel and back again as it first lets out a few huffs of breath that then degenerates into a wailing sound.

This... hasn't gone well, has it?]

Such a fucking moron, I can't -

[ It's not really clear if he's talking about the dragon or the ex-angel at this point as Dean cups Cas' hands with more gentleness than his tone would indicate he's capable of right now.

He lets out a soft noise at the sight of the skin - burnt and blistering and god, that's going to hurt like a bitch. ]

Hey, look at me, dude, okay, just hang tight a second and don't touch the sonuvabitch.

[ Dean goes digging, finds a clean handkerchief that he keeps tucked in the glovebox along with some gauze and a water bottle. From there, it's a matter of climbing out and to the other side to open the door for him, taking his hand gently.

The water gets uncapped, and he drips a little bit onto the injury, careful not to get it into the car but onto the pavement inside. The dragon only gets a furious look and one finger pointed at it. ]

You, hush.

[ Evidently the tone does enough because the wailing tapers down to more manageable levels, huffing and generally sounding distressed rather than upset. ]

[If anything, the pain is only increasing as the injury settles into his skin and becomes more and more present with each passing second. Dean doesn't need to tell him to not touch it. If Castiel had it has way, there wouldn't be anything near it, and the fact that he's allowing Dean to hold his wrist at all is a sign of the trust that's been built up between them.

When Castiel sees the bottle of water, he tenses. Cleaning out the wound is the logical thing to do, but a mind isn't logical while under the influence of such an intense pain, and all of his instincts are screaming at him to resist.

When the moment comes and the water's poured onto the burn, Castiel almost jerks his arm away, but he forces himself to stay put, hissing and groaning through the process.

Still, the cold water alleviates the heat, if only for a second, and then it's back with a vengeance.

Castiel isn't even thinking about the dragon for the moment, but even so, it burrows itself under the blankets and peers out at them, as if it can hide from the situation by being covered by those sheets.]

I wasn't thinking. [He forces that admittance out.] But your car is intact.

[ he's being a little handsy but the last thing he wants is Cas hurting himself further. Dean crouches in front of Cas, giving the burn a look and a faint hiss. He hopes it doesn't scar - Cas losing mobility in a hand due to scar tissue would be a helluva problem. As it is, he's going to be down for the count until this part gets fixed. ]

Hey, hey, just - ease up, Cas.

[ Dean stops the dripping and glances up at him, concern written all over his face though it shifts to something awful for a split second at what Cas says.

Goddamnit. ]

Damnit, Cas, that isn't what I- if it ever comes down to you getting fucking maimed or the car getting some scorch marks, pick you, you hear me?

[It does take Dean saying that for it to actually fit in. Castiel knows how important the Impala is, he's come to realize that over the years. It isn't just a car, it's a home, it's the only thing that Dean's ever been able to rely on in his life. Sam went to college, his father disappeared on him, but the car has always been there.

So to be told that Castiel should put himself above it is a revelation of sorts.]

I didn't want to break my promise. [But now he's suffering for it, the burn impossible to ignore, the heat running through his palm in waves that makes him wish he could freeze it into numbness.

He lets out a heavy breath and shakes his head, his gaze hanging somewhere near his knees.] Burns... take a while to heal, don't they.

[ Stupid - stupid stupid stupid, goddamnit. Dean is muttering shit under his breath, pissed that Cas'd do this - that this would happen, that he didn't think to specify that Cas should know he's more important than that. Jesus. ]

Fuck the promise, okay, we need you not -- [ Dean cuts himself off with a frustrated noise and glances up when he sees Sam coming back. For all his frustration he's still gentle, tending to the injury cautiously.

He wraps the whole thing when it's done, and Sam passes Castiel three little red pills. ]

Yeah, man. They take a while to heal. We'll figure it out, though.

[Need him not-- what? Not injured? Dean's right, of course. What use will he be now that his hand is essentially unusable? Granted, he still has the other hand, he could still wield a blade just fine, but there's no denying that it's going to make certain things more difficult.

Even simple things, like tying his shoes. Mortality is so unnecessarily difficult sometimes.

As Dean wraps up his hand, Castiel has to fight not to jerk around or hiss in pain, doing what he can to remain as still as possible. It's difficult and he's got sweat beading at his forehead by the end, but the petroleum jelly that they wrapped his palm in does seem to be helping with that unbearable heat.]

... Right. We'll figure it out. [He doesn't sound convinced, but now that his wound's been dealt with, he swallows down the pills and then finally turns back to the dragon, who's still hiding under the covers and watching them all nervously.

Castiel reaches out to set his good hand on its head over the blanket.] I'd appreciate if you didn't do that again.

[ There's some stuff that Dean would spare Castiel if he could. The whole human experience is a clusterfuck at best, a mess at worst, and Dean's not too eager to get Cas dunked in the deep end of the pool right off.

Unfortunately it isn't as if they have a choice.

Sam makes a soft noise of sympathy at the mess of Castiel's hand but Dean's face is utterly blank until it's wrapped. It's only then that he frowns and withdraws. ]

You don't gotta babytalk it. It just charbroiled your hand, man.

[ Dean turns his attention to it and unsurprisingly doesn't feel better when it cowers just a touch, curling into Castiel's good hand. ]

It didn't know what it was doing. It's only starting to realize the damage it can do.

[It's not that Castiel doesn't have an understanding of just how dangerous a dragon can be, but this one is still very young -- newly hatched, even.

Can dragons be domesticated? He has no idea. But if they put it in an environment that's nothing like Purgatory, where it doesn't have to fight for its survival, it's possible it could grow up tame.

The size it might grow to is the more pressing issue, but when Castiel realizes that he's actually considering ways in which they can keep the monster that just scorched his hand, he pulls away from it and glances back to Dean.]

... Let's focus on getting back to the bunker for now. [They can deal with the rest of this mess after that.]

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