unsent texts

[santanachamp]

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① comment with your character. ② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent. ③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy. ④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep. check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas.

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Valentina Allegra de Fontaine | MCU | OTA

[ciadirector]

[immaterialgirl]

was there anything i could have done differently or were you alw-
[yeah maybe some things are better off not knowing.]

[ciadirector]

I don't know if it's worse to say I did it on whim and it wasn't personal. You were my best O.X.E. agent. I gave you to Yelena because I knew she couldn't beat you.
[ On the other hand, she knew Ava would finish her job... ]

[immaterialgirl]

[... oh that's awkward
and she doesn't feel willing to admit it must have been sent by mistake
she's pretty sure she didn't hit send. she didn't even finish typing the message.
glitchy ass phones.]
what would it matter when you were going to burn me all the same. there was no being good enough
i thought you said it was going to be different than working for shield.

[avoidthechicken]

how many people were there before me?

[hes not gonna ask what he wants to. do you really think I can be something special]

[ciadirector]

I didn't want to know, but there were maybe a half dozen people who didn't make it through successfully. They'd just started testing.

[ She's mentally counted the haunting sheet wrapped bodies in the photo she'd been given once. Seven, technically, but one was, well, him. ]

[avoidthechicken]

...I didnt mean to send this I.

[he studies the text. Okay so maybe he will ask.

Just.
He has to know.]

...Do you really think I could be something special?

[ciadirector]

I don't mind.

[ Yelena would kill her anyway if she ever said she did. ]

I do, I meant that part.

[avoidthechicken]

[its hard not to feel something at that that he can't articulate but.]

there are other people just as powerful as I am. I want to talk to them. I'm going to talk to them.

[it'll help. And everyone wants that. Right. Right. Right.]

watchtower* group chat

[ciadirector]

[ Her thumb hovers over the send button, groaning at the idea of having to treat this like a fucking war room meeting, but Mel was right...if Val didn't do something soon they were going to silo her altogether, and that's bad for business baby. ]

I've thought long and hard, and decided we all should have a regularly scheduled meeting. The first one will be tomorrow at 14:00.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Here we go.

[so_many_pockets]

You don't give us orders or make unilateral decisions anymore, Valentina. You want to try that again?

[ciadirector]

Well forgive me for trying to make things straightforward.

Attached is a poll for meeting times and the frequency of the cadence. You can add agenda topics in the sticky notes.

[ricochetingbullets]

If you ever even think of betraying me, I'll use you for target practice and make you wish you were dead before the end.

[ciadirector]

I appreciate you having some creativity, a lot of times I just get 'I'm going to kill her'. If I'm thinking of betraying you, don't worry, there will be signs.

[ricochetingbullets]

[Should he have sent that? Probably not. Would it get him in trouble with his new boss? Possibly. Did he care? Definitely not.]

Glad you can appreciate a good threat. As my past track record shows, I'm not so good at reading those signs.

[ciadirector]

[ She's not going to scare that easily over a few words. Now, if it were to become a little more serious... ]

Let's chalk them up to mutually assured destruction. Same rules as the rest of the team. Don't throw me under the bus and you'll be just fine.

Josh coming in like YOU ARE MY MORTAL ENEMY

[nardil]

DON'T ask how I got this number

Ask what your next move is

Because I'm a guy who has very particular talents

That he can use in a very particular way

Who HATES YOUR GUTS

your move, old hag

[ He typed it and put his phone away. What he doesn't see is it actually sent. He was justified writing in a fit of aggression to try to work feelings out.

Whoops? ]

she's like 'who'

[ciadirector]

Joaquin? Is that you?

[nardil]

What

[ He doesn't look at the entire screen, so he still has no idea he sent the first text. To him, she started this off. Look, he's easily confused and prone to dissociating. ]

Spam? I'm not falling for it.

[ciadirector]

Free iPhone 16, just click this link!
[ It's also meant to grab his location because of course it is. ]

[so_many_pockets]

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[ciadirector]

Yeah it was false advertising. I just wanted to fuck the priest and suddenly everyone had a problem with me.

[so_many_pockets]

[Oh, oops.
Actually
No, she doesn't really care about accidentally sending that.]

Obviously it was false advertising, you could not tell that from the front of the building? No real twat church would look that boring.

[ciadirector]

Of course I could tell. The Vatican was pracitcally in my backyard. If I'm going to set fire at the door of any church, it might as be one with money.