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[santanachamp]

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① comment with your character. ② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent. ③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy. ④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep. check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas.

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[endof_theline]

Please don't add that to the official agenda.

[so_many_pockets]

Homewrecking?

[ciadirector]

It's on the unofficial agenda.
We'll start with non-lethal. I have Mel on deck to run a news story.
The best way to get to him boils down to approximately 2 people.

[immaterialgirl]

mcdonalds and the burger king?

[endof_theline]

His wife, and Pointdexter.

[immaterialgirl]

just saying at this point a well timed stroke might be more effective than the guy who missed his shot twice.

and also if he goes to jail i won't get my pancakes.

[so_many_pockets]

People survive strokes all the time, and he is disturbingly resilient. I think he needs to be blown into a million tiny pieces.

Any number of people can make you pancakes. That isn't even a difficult breakfast.

[endof_theline]

Pancakes? I really hope you're not serious. Please don't be so unserious when we're talking about this.

[ciadirector]

Pointdexter isn't going back to jail.

There's good angles with his wife. Both of them had extended time periods apart, and likely affairs. Real or manufactured to the press, I don't care, but we can run with it on the flip of a dime to hurt their reputation. She was hardly visible at the start of his campaign, and not for a time period after his election. Her business was booming, his office was struggling to get it together. There's also rumors of an illegitimate child, maybe someone he was promoting internally. We'll have to attend a few Fisk galas to gather more information, butter some people up.

[immaterialgirl]

of course i'm serious, he even makes them shaped like bears for me. with blueberries for the eyes.

right, you all have fun with the dress up parties.

[so_many_pockets]

Nope, if part of the reason we're doing it this way is you getting your pancake fix, you are coming to the dress up parties.

[immaterialgirl]

what am i supposed to do, somehow fit a dress over my suit?

[so_many_pockets]

We'll figure something out.

[endof_theline]

A gala? Maybe I'll hang back with Ava and do some intel.

[ciadirector]

I can handle the specifications of outfit options.

I used to get intel from my cousin, but he's mysteriously disappeared off the grid after attending the last one, so I wouldn't want that happening to any of us. We should stick together if anyone goes.

[endof_theline]

Ava and I are not going to disappear like your cousin. We know what we're doing.

[so_many_pockets]

We can take turns at who has to do the schmoozing, but neither of you are getting out of it all the time.

[immaterialgirl]

i am incapable of schmoozing and behaving myself around the wealthy

and the only disappearing i do is intentionally