unsent texts

[santanachamp]

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① comment with your character. ② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent. ③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy. ④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep. check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas.

Comments

[nardil]

[ Huh? He has an iPhone 16? Maybe this'll be different. He clicks - he might have said he's not stupid to spam but he really is.

His location pings as somewhere underground in the Alberta Rockies. Specifically a place called Blackwood Sanitarium. But that's weird, right? It's been shut down since it sank into the ground. ]

Hey! That picture isn't funny!

Two can play that game.

[ An approximation of a certain icon is being sent in return, except he's very much not smiling, and possibly has a a few too many teeth. ]

[ciadirector]

[ Got him, that one works every time.

Okay, that's...a weird location. Not that she hasn't seen civilian equivalents of Area 51, but Joaquin seemed like more of a miles high type of guy, if he wasn't at the tower or somewhere with Sam. Most birds don't burrow underground. ]

Looks like you need a dentist, and that they probably don't have any that far over there.

[nardil]

Oh yeah? You going to pay for one with fingers that can't get bit off?

[Shit, that sent a cold shiver down his spine. He looks, and - yeah. His face isn't quite right and he can't rearrange it. Fuck! ]

You know if bigger mouths are better for blowjobs? Asking for a friend who's gotta smooth something over with a guy.

[ciadirector]

Actually, I do know a guy who won't get his fingers bitten off.

[ Bucky's not a dentist, sure, but maybe he'd knock those extra teeth off. ]

Tell your friend to work on controlling their gag reflex first, and give them the free toothbrush you'll get from the dentist for practice.