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cuz it's so crisp. ([personal profile] santanachamp) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-05-28 07:20 pm
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unsent texts




unsent texts


① comment with your character.
② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent.
③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy.
④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep.

check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas.

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[personal profile] nardil 2025-05-30 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah? You going to pay for one with fingers that can't get bit off?

[Shit, that sent a cold shiver down his spine. He looks, and - yeah. His face isn't quite right and he can't rearrange it. Fuck! ]

You know if bigger mouths are better for blowjobs? Asking for a friend who's gotta smooth something over with a guy.
ciadirector: (pic#17860908)

[personal profile] ciadirector 2025-06-02 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, I do know a guy who won't get his fingers bitten off.

[ Bucky's not a dentist, sure, but maybe he'd knock those extra teeth off. ]

Tell your friend to work on controlling their gag reflex first, and give them the free toothbrush you'll get from the dentist for practice.