cuz it's so crisp. (
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[Shit, that sent a cold shiver down his spine. He looks, and - yeah. His face isn't quite right and he can't rearrange it. Fuck! ]
You know if bigger mouths are better for blowjobs? Asking for a friend who's gotta smooth something over with a guy.
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[ Bucky's not a dentist, sure, but maybe he'd knock those extra teeth off. ]
Tell your friend to work on controlling their gag reflex first, and give them the free toothbrush you'll get from the dentist for practice.