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[santanachamp]

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① comment with your character. ② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent. ③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy. ④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep. check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas.

Comments

[so_many_pockets]

I don't know if I want to do that, personally
but I think anyone of us who does want to absolutely should take advantage of that benefit.

[endof_theline]

I definitely don't want to do it. Again.
But I think it's great if you want to go, Bob. We support you.

[ciadirector]

Adding 'health benefits refresher' and 'icebreaker' to the agenda.

[juniorvarsitycap]

We should also make a list of all the animals in the building so we know who's who. Sorry, Val, it turned into a zoo.

[so_many_pockets]

NOT sorry. If it were a zoo, we would have more exotic animals. There is not a tiger to be found. No penguins. Not even otters.

[She kinda does want otters.]

[bewildering]

otters 🥹

[ciadirector]

Adding 'animal avengers', 'cat memes', and 'child visitation policies' to the agenda.

[endof_theline]

...Otters. 🤔

[juniorvarsitycap]

Otters involve a water feature. Do we need a water feature?

[ciadirector]

We'll have to table the otters for next time until we figure out the pool situation.

[so_many_pockets]

OTTERS. THEY HOLD HANDS WHILE THEY SLEEP SO THEY DON'T GET SEPARATED.

We need a pool anyway. And a very big fish tank.

[endof_theline]

I also really like goats.

[bewildering]

omg a pool yes pls
the last time i was in a pool it was at a motel and it was slimy

we have enough floors for goats..

[ciadirector]

If someone wants to take an action item to build a barn, sure.

[juniorvarsitycap]

I'm not building anyone a barn.

[so_many_pockets]

No one asked you to.

I will help build a barn for goats.

[endof_theline]

I'll build a barn. I like building things. Where will we build it though? It should be outside.

[bewildering]

the roof????

[so_many_pockets]

I have definitely heard of people having rooftop goats in New York.

[juniorvarsitycap]

I think this is getting a little out of hand.

[bewildering]

maybe, but you have to admit rooftop goats would be cute

[juniorvarsitycap]

I admit nothing.

[ciadirector]

Okay, Yelena and Barnes will build the barn.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Barnes building a barn.

[endof_theline]

Wow, hilarious, Walker.
Goats jump. I'm not sure the roof would be best.

Maybe lobby goats.