unsent texts

[santanachamp]

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① comment with your character. ② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent. ③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy. ④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep. check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas.

Comments

[juniorvarsitycap]

I think this is getting a little out of hand.

[bewildering]

maybe, but you have to admit rooftop goats would be cute

[juniorvarsitycap]

I admit nothing.

[ciadirector]

Okay, Yelena and Barnes will build the barn.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Barnes building a barn.

[endof_theline]

Wow, hilarious, Walker.
Goats jump. I'm not sure the roof would be best.

Maybe lobby goats.

[so_many_pockets]

Okay, lobby goats. We can make the lobby a goat friendly place.

[immaterialgirl]

if we're doing anything with the rooftop it should be a garden

[ciadirector]

Adding 'obtain a permit for lobby goats and rooftop greenhouse'.

[immaterialgirl]

permits? just tell the mayor to mind his business.

[endof_theline]

We're going about this legally. And not getting involved with the mayor's business.

[immaterialgirl]

i thought this was america land of the free, not fill out more paperwork for permission to grow plants on your own property

miss living off the grid
this mayor needs to go. can you run for that office next

[so_many_pockets]

Are we sure we can't do something about the mayor?
I feel like removing him from play in some way would be very heroic, really. And also fun.

[endof_theline]

As a former Congressman I should probably refrain from making any suggestions, but we are a team, so I'll have to tag along.

I'm not running for any office next, but thanks for the vote of confidence.

[immaterialgirl]

only type of vote i can actually give, gov'nah

[ciadirector]

Working on the angle for the mayor, let's consider it a temporary action item.

[so_many_pockets]

Whatever angle is necessary for a headshot, I think, but fine. I can wait.

[endof_theline]

I know you can't see me but I'm pretending to cover my ears.

[immaterialgirl]

a blind man stumbled in the way the last time somebody tried to take him out the old fashioned way

[ciadirector]

Headshot and homewrecking it is.

[endof_theline]

Please don't add that to the official agenda.

[so_many_pockets]

Homewrecking?

[ciadirector]

It's on the unofficial agenda.
We'll start with non-lethal. I have Mel on deck to run a news story.
The best way to get to him boils down to approximately 2 people.

[immaterialgirl]

mcdonalds and the burger king?

[bewildering]

do you know how to grow stuff??