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[santanachamp]

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① comment with your character. ② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent. ③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy. ④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep. check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas.

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[ciadirector]

Adding 'obtain a permit for lobby goats and rooftop greenhouse'.

[immaterialgirl]

permits? just tell the mayor to mind his business.

[endof_theline]

We're going about this legally. And not getting involved with the mayor's business.

[immaterialgirl]

i thought this was america land of the free, not fill out more paperwork for permission to grow plants on your own property

miss living off the grid
this mayor needs to go. can you run for that office next

[so_many_pockets]

Are we sure we can't do something about the mayor?
I feel like removing him from play in some way would be very heroic, really. And also fun.

[endof_theline]

As a former Congressman I should probably refrain from making any suggestions, but we are a team, so I'll have to tag along.

I'm not running for any office next, but thanks for the vote of confidence.

[immaterialgirl]

only type of vote i can actually give, gov'nah

[ciadirector]

Working on the angle for the mayor, let's consider it a temporary action item.

[so_many_pockets]

Whatever angle is necessary for a headshot, I think, but fine. I can wait.

[endof_theline]

I know you can't see me but I'm pretending to cover my ears.

[immaterialgirl]

a blind man stumbled in the way the last time somebody tried to take him out the old fashioned way

[ciadirector]

Headshot and homewrecking it is.

[endof_theline]

Please don't add that to the official agenda.

[so_many_pockets]

Homewrecking?

[ciadirector]

It's on the unofficial agenda.
We'll start with non-lethal. I have Mel on deck to run a news story.
The best way to get to him boils down to approximately 2 people.

[immaterialgirl]

mcdonalds and the burger king?

[endof_theline]

His wife, and Pointdexter.

[immaterialgirl]

just saying at this point a well timed stroke might be more effective than the guy who missed his shot twice.

and also if he goes to jail i won't get my pancakes.

[so_many_pockets]

People survive strokes all the time, and he is disturbingly resilient. I think he needs to be blown into a million tiny pieces.

Any number of people can make you pancakes. That isn't even a difficult breakfast.

[endof_theline]

Pancakes? I really hope you're not serious. Please don't be so unserious when we're talking about this.

[ciadirector]

Pointdexter isn't going back to jail.

There's good angles with his wife. Both of them had extended time periods apart, and likely affairs. Real or manufactured to the press, I don't care, but we can run with it on the flip of a dime to hurt their reputation. She was hardly visible at the start of his campaign, and not for a time period after his election. Her business was booming, his office was struggling to get it together. There's also rumors of an illegitimate child, maybe someone he was promoting internally. We'll have to attend a few Fisk galas to gather more information, butter some people up.

[immaterialgirl]

of course i'm serious, he even makes them shaped like bears for me. with blueberries for the eyes.

right, you all have fun with the dress up parties.

[so_many_pockets]

Nope, if part of the reason we're doing it this way is you getting your pancake fix, you are coming to the dress up parties.

[immaterialgirl]

what am i supposed to do, somehow fit a dress over my suit?

[so_many_pockets]

We'll figure something out.