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[santanachamp]

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① comment with your character. ② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent. ③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy. ④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep. check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas.

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[ciadirector]

We'll have to table the otters for next time until we figure out the pool situation.

[so_many_pockets]

OTTERS. THEY HOLD HANDS WHILE THEY SLEEP SO THEY DON'T GET SEPARATED.

We need a pool anyway. And a very big fish tank.

[endof_theline]

I also really like goats.

[bewildering]

omg a pool yes pls
the last time i was in a pool it was at a motel and it was slimy

we have enough floors for goats..

[ciadirector]

If someone wants to take an action item to build a barn, sure.

[juniorvarsitycap]

I'm not building anyone a barn.

[so_many_pockets]

No one asked you to.

I will help build a barn for goats.

[endof_theline]

I'll build a barn. I like building things. Where will we build it though? It should be outside.

[bewildering]

the roof????

[so_many_pockets]

I have definitely heard of people having rooftop goats in New York.

[juniorvarsitycap]

I think this is getting a little out of hand.

[bewildering]

maybe, but you have to admit rooftop goats would be cute

[juniorvarsitycap]

I admit nothing.

[ciadirector]

Okay, Yelena and Barnes will build the barn.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Barnes building a barn.

[endof_theline]

Wow, hilarious, Walker.
Goats jump. I'm not sure the roof would be best.

Maybe lobby goats.

[so_many_pockets]

Okay, lobby goats. We can make the lobby a goat friendly place.

[immaterialgirl]

if we're doing anything with the rooftop it should be a garden

[ciadirector]

Adding 'obtain a permit for lobby goats and rooftop greenhouse'.

[immaterialgirl]

permits? just tell the mayor to mind his business.

[endof_theline]

We're going about this legally. And not getting involved with the mayor's business.

[immaterialgirl]

i thought this was america land of the free, not fill out more paperwork for permission to grow plants on your own property

miss living off the grid
this mayor needs to go. can you run for that office next

[so_many_pockets]

Are we sure we can't do something about the mayor?
I feel like removing him from play in some way would be very heroic, really. And also fun.

[endof_theline]

As a former Congressman I should probably refrain from making any suggestions, but we are a team, so I'll have to tag along.

I'm not running for any office next, but thanks for the vote of confidence.

[bewildering]

do you know how to grow stuff??