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we have a salary?

[ bob was in kind of a haze when he was signing stuff. you know bucky and yelena had to make sure he didn't sign his soul away. ]

Yes. The most important thing about that is we don't get paid enough.

The important thing is- what the hell is a watchtower meeting?

I meant the important thing about the salary.

Oh! What if a watchtower meeting is like a bi-weekly Valentina roast? I would attend that.

It's exactly as the title suggests.

Adding 'salary' to this week's agenda and 'roasting me' as a permanent item.

maybe therapy?
is that weird?
can we talk about that?

As in, you want to go to therapy?
Mel said it's part of our health benefits.

well
you know
we could all probably use it???
but yeah i would super love to not go nuclear again

I don't know if I want to do that, personally
but I think anyone of us who does want to absolutely should take advantage of that benefit.

I definitely don't want to do it. Again.
But I think it's great if you want to go, Bob. We support you.

Adding 'health benefits refresher' and 'icebreaker' to the agenda.

We should also make a list of all the animals in the building so we know who's who. Sorry, Val, it turned into a zoo.

NOT sorry. If it were a zoo, we would have more exotic animals. There is not a tiger to be found. No penguins. Not even otters.

[She kinda does want otters.]