unsent texts

[santanachamp]

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① comment with your character. ② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent. ③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy. ④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep. check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas.

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[ciadirector]

Well forgive me for trying to make things straightforward.

Attached is a poll for meeting times and the frequency of the cadence. You can add agenda topics in the sticky notes.

[quantumanomaly]

Unsubscribe.

[endof_theline]

I don't understand how that thing works.

Also, we've already decided on weekly team meetings of our own. For the team. Which doesn't include you.

[ciadirector]

There will be food and whatever free things I have leftover from the intelligence conference.

This isn't a team meeting, it's a watchtower meeting. Which includes all of you.

You can just text me your preferences.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Who do we talk to about salary negotiations?

[ciadirector]

Me, or the IRS.

[bewildering]

we have a salary?

[ bob was in kind of a haze when he was signing stuff. you know bucky and yelena had to make sure he didn't sign his soul away. ]

[so_many_pockets]

Yes. The most important thing about that is we don't get paid enough.

[endof_theline]

The important thing is- what the hell is a watchtower meeting?

[so_many_pockets]

I meant the important thing about the salary.

Oh! What if a watchtower meeting is like a bi-weekly Valentina roast? I would attend that.

[ciadirector]

It's exactly as the title suggests.

Adding 'salary' to this week's agenda and 'roasting me' as a permanent item.

[bewildering]

maybe therapy?
is that weird?
can we talk about that?

[endof_theline]

As in, you want to go to therapy?
Mel said it's part of our health benefits.

[bewildering]

well
you know
we could all probably use it???
but yeah i would super love to not go nuclear again

[so_many_pockets]

I don't know if I want to do that, personally
but I think anyone of us who does want to absolutely should take advantage of that benefit.

[endof_theline]

I definitely don't want to do it. Again.
But I think it's great if you want to go, Bob. We support you.

[ciadirector]

Adding 'health benefits refresher' and 'icebreaker' to the agenda.

[juniorvarsitycap]

We should also make a list of all the animals in the building so we know who's who. Sorry, Val, it turned into a zoo.

[so_many_pockets]

NOT sorry. If it were a zoo, we would have more exotic animals. There is not a tiger to be found. No penguins. Not even otters.

[She kinda does want otters.]

[bewildering]

otters 🥹

[ciadirector]

Adding 'animal avengers', 'cat memes', and 'child visitation policies' to the agenda.

[endof_theline]

...Otters. 🤔

[immaterialgirl]

no i just have an agreement to charge everything to valentina's credit card

[bewildering]

i guess she can afford it, considering

[immaterialgirl]

and she racks up rewards points or whatever. win-win and i don't have to worry about a bank account or bills or taxes.