Asks from the heart

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ask questions from the heart: the original flavor Finally! You can ask all the questions about matters of the heart, love, and romance that have been burning that hole through your curiosity. Ask away! Delve deep! Nothing is off-limits! Except for that. RULES ○ Comment with your character. ○ They're asked love-adjacent and related questions!

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ooc: sorry for the slow today, i'm having a weird emo day 🫠

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Pulse mode... alright, let's do it.

[He raises his eyebrows as he feels it against his hand, laughing a little.

Wow, they've really thought of everything, huh.

S'okay. I pretended I wasn't sick and got more sick. Slept a lot. /hugs

[assholic]

Sex is a profitable business, either because of or in spite of the fact that this country tries so hard to demonize it. Sex sells.

[She switched the mode to something that was a mix of slow and long bursts, watching his reaction after.]

<333

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Not such a bad thing though, is it?

[Oh, well...shit. That's a good one too. He doesn't hate it.]

I'm starting to see why people like this.

♥

[assholic]

Not at all. There are plenty of places across the world where sexwork is legal and regulated. Safer. It's ignorance or just ego of anyone in the government to think that saying someone shouldn't do a thing or that it's evil when it's not is going to stop people from a basic biological urge. Especially one tied so closely to healthy emotions.

[Next setting was one that was a rolling workup from the lowest to high, then a pulse back to low.]

And that's why there's so many varieties. We can get either a multi purpose or a few and you can figure out what your favorite is.

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Hey, I'm all for everyone doing exactly what they wanna do. I think it's pretty amazing, actually. I never would've -- I mean. Not back then.

[He likes that setting too. Maybe too much cause he has to push it away a little.]

Let's get a few.

[assholic]

We can do that. Could I make a request?

[She set the wand back on the display, arm hooking in his as they started to walk over to where the harnesses would be for the strap-ons.]

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...Yeah, of course. I wanna try things you like too.

[ This may be his first time, but he wants to make sure that she feels she can pick anything too.]

[assholic]

[She grabbed a box and held it up for him to look at.]

One of these? To try, at least. If you don't like it, no harm no foul.

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[He takes the box from her, looking it over.]

Does this go on...me? On my dick?

[Yeah, he lowers his voice at that last part.]

[assholic]

[It was the hushed tone that had her grinning, and she leaned in and flicked her tongue over his nose.]

Yes, handsome. On your dick. And that part there hits me on my clit. So it's a vibe near the base of you and me.

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[He laughs a littl at the nose lick, biting his lips as he nods.]

Yeah, okay. That sounds pretty good. I'll try it.

[assholic]

Thank you.

[She dropped that in beside the warming lotion, looking over at the wall of harnesses and straps and all different things that parties could wear that separated that section of the store from the costumes and lingerie part. But she got distracted at the next section when something caught her eye.]

Ooh.

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Yeah, of course. If there's anything else... you know I'd try it.

[Even if it made him feel a little uncomfortable at first. And then he can decide, right? But he's definitely relaxing a little more as they move along. It helps that there really aren't to many others in here.

The lingerie catches his eye too, and he stops in front of what she's looking at.]

That's pretty damn sexy.

[assholic]

It is. I like it.

[She looked through the sizes until she found hers, then slipped it into the basket. Smiling at him, she dragged him over to the wall.

And there, she pointed out the differences in harnesses. The ones where a flat base attachment went in. The ones where both were able to be penetrated. The different harness types. Her hand lingered over a specific harness that was clearly designed towards another superhero type he knew, and she couldn't stop the laugh.]

I wonder if he has a case to sue for royalties.

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[He smiles as well, slipping an arm around her waist as she tugs him over to the wall of harnesses. A whole wall. He's trying not to be embarrassed because he knows he doesn't need to be.

It's just so different from what he knows.]

I didn't expect them to be so...

[He trails off because he doesn't even know what to say. The Spider one makes him scoff, though.]

I bet he's never seen these either... but damn, first the Hulk, now this..I don't even wanna know if they have Iron Man.

[Or Captain America to be honesty.]

[assholic]

They probably do. I wouldn't be surprised if some of the electrical toys have Mr. Lightning's hammer on them or something.

[Superheroes were a hot commodity. And it didn't hurt that most of them were aesthetically pleasing. Fantasies were fantasies. A lot of people wanted to be rescued and then railed by someone impossibly good looking.

She counted herself lucky she'd snagged the best one.]

Not gonna lie, I kind of have the urge to get the spider one just to torment you with.

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They've got em on everything, huh.

[He shouldn't be surprised. The Avengers are everywhere. Sometimes it's comforting, sometimes it's a lot.

Right now, with this Spiderman like harness, it's just hilarious.]

No way!

[assholic]

[She reaches for it and pulls it off the wall, dangling it in front of her.]

I could make up a whole song. Spider-Jess. Spider-Jess. Turns her husband into a mess.

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Holy shit.

[That makes him laugh so hard- hard enough where he holds on to her arm and bends over a little cause he can't contain it.]

They definitely gotta get you to do the marketing on that one. I will never stop fucking laughing if you get that one.

[assholic]

Oh, we're getting it.

[In the basket it went. Even if they never used it, the delight he was showing in this little ridiculous display was worth it.]

Do you think they have dildos that shoot spider silly string? We could do a whole theme.

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Jess, no!

[He's still laughing, even as he's shaking his head.]

Listen, if you get me hot for Spiderman after all this, don't say I didn't warn you!

[assholic]

Not for Spider-brat. For Spider-Jess. I'll have to go find a whole outfit. I'm sure they have sexy webbed lingerie. I could even get a knock-off suit. Trish always wanted me in spandex.

[Yep. This was going to happen. Thanks, Peter.]

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If you start spraying spider goo in me, we are so done.

[He pulls one of the harnesses he actually likes down off the rack, trying to steer her back on track.]

He sprayed me once, it wasn't a good time.

[assholic]

Nah, I'd spray it all over you instead. In you's just unhygienic.

[She watched what he pulled down, reaching for it to look it over before she glanced up at him.]

Am I going to have to go fight a teenager for hitting on my man? Because I'm not above that.

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But if the dildo shoots it...it would go inside me!

[At least his almost hardon from the vibrating one is nowhere in sight anymore. Please Jess.]

He barely hit me, let alone hit on me. Sam and I were not amused.