Asks from the heart

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ask questions from the heart: the original flavor Finally! You can ask all the questions about matters of the heart, love, and romance that have been burning that hole through your curiosity. Ask away! Delve deep! Nothing is off-limits! Except for that. RULES ○ Comment with your character. ○ They're asked love-adjacent and related questions!

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[ That makes him laugh enough to nearly snort the frappucino out of his nose, his eyebrows shooting up again. ]

Oh my god.

[assholic]

[Grinning, she took a few steps with her hips swinging, like she had it already attached.]

To impress a chick? Helicopter dick. Choppa choppa choppa.

[endof_theline]

[ He's still laughing as he steers her out of the coffee shop, shaking his head. ]

Now that you mention it, the guys in my unit would do that constantly. It was fucking hilarious.

[assholic]

Oh god, tell me you had dick wars. I need a dream, James. Dick war dreams.

[She leaned into him, grinning as they walked. This? This was a better way to spend the day.]

[endof_theline]

Your dream is finally gonna come true, cause that's exactly what we had. Full on dick wars.

[This is definitely much better. He feels lighter, back to how he's been feeling a lot more often lately.]

Had to pass the time somehow, you know?

[assholic]

[She was trying to picture a camp full of young, dumb males, all of them with their dicks out trying to beat each other with them. It had her staggering as she laughed, bumping into him.]

Jesus christ. There has to be a reenactment. I challenge you to a dick war, Barnes.

[endof_theline]

Yeah? You really wanna go there, Jones?

[This is ridiculous, and he kinda loves it.]

You're on.

[assholic]

I'll be on. On you like white on rice.

[One asshole wasn't going to ruin her night. Not when he was opening up and starting to step into the world like he was actually a part of it.]

love it when i think I hit post but didn't lol

[endof_theline]

Can't wait, babycakes.

[He snickers. Their night is far from ruined. It was just minor dent, not unfixable. It's so much easier to get out of his own head with her around. Out of his head and into the world.]

or when you hit post but the site glitches. bueno.

[assholic]

Babycakes? Babycakes!? Oh, you're getting it for that, sugartits.

[endof_theline]

Mr. and Mrs. Babycakes and Sugartits. I can get behind that.

[He grins big as he walks along, heading back to her place. He's ready to have some fun.]

[assholic]

I dunno. I'm leaning more towards Bones. It has innuendo.

[Fun was good. Fun and nudity at home was best.]

[endof_theline]

Mr. and Mrs. Bones...I know you love that one. Sometimes we can be cute, though.

[And not to shift the mood- or maybe proof that he can talk about this while being in a better headspace...]

That was really sexy earlier. When you were yelling at that guy and called me your husband.

[assholic]

Yeah?

[She's glad he can think about it without dipping into a dark place, and glad that he didn't take her attack on the asshole the wrong way.]

Well, you pretty much are. A piece of paper will make it legal, which is the only reason I'm actually thinking of getting it done. I want it legal. You're mine, and I plan on making sure everyone is aware of that.

[endof_theline]

Yeah, I liked it. A lot.

[He's okay now. He's alright with it. He might think about it again when he's alone, but for now it's alright. And what other way could he take it, than that they look out for each other and defend each other? He's thankful for it, and for her.]

I want it legal too. But it's real nice, hearing it out loud, even now.

[assholic]

[She should be surprised that it had rolled so easily off her tongue. Relationships, at least her relationships, had always been something that were hard for her to admit to, or hold onto. Accepting him as her own, as her mate, well... apparently that was just how it was going to be.]

That you're my husband? I'll get you a pair of boxers you can wear on missions. "Jess's Husband. Return as borrowed."

[endof_theline]

[ Maybe the fact that it did roll off of her tongue so easily is what made it extra sexy. She let loose on that guy and didn't think twice about it. ]

You're gonna have to now, cause I love that.

[assholic]

That'll be my wedding gift to you.

[She took another sip of her drink, then turned to give him a peck on the cheek.]

I like seeing you smile.

i definitely wrote ~dicks his head~ first and had to fix it xD

[endof_theline]

Thank you.

[ He ducks his head a little, looking at her. ]

You make me smile. Always.

there'll be head dicking >>

[assholic]

Pretty sure that's not true, but we'll go with it for now.

hahaha absolutely xD

[endof_theline]

It is.

[He's got bags and a drink in his hands, put he still tries to put an arm around her.]

You always make me smile, Jess. You get me outta this shitty brain of mine.

[assholic]

[She gave him a suspicious sideways glance, but it was hard to keep it up, what with him being so earnest and all.]

You know, I'm noticing that a word has been suspiciously missing in this conversation...

[endof_theline]

[ He does raise his eyebrows a little at that, tilting his haed to look at her. ]

What word?

[assholic]

What haven't you called me yet?

[Not that she thought he objected to it, but he was the one that was more stuck in his past than she was.]

[endof_theline]

[ Well shit. Now his eyebrows are as high as they where when she told him she was gonna paint smiley faces on his balls. ]

My... wife?