Asks from the heart

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ask questions from the heart: the original flavor Finally! You can ask all the questions about matters of the heart, love, and romance that have been burning that hole through your curiosity. Ask away! Delve deep! Nothing is off-limits! Except for that. RULES ○ Comment with your character. ○ They're asked love-adjacent and related questions!

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[assholic]

[She reaches for it and pulls it off the wall, dangling it in front of her.]

I could make up a whole song. Spider-Jess. Spider-Jess. Turns her husband into a mess.

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Holy shit.

[That makes him laugh so hard- hard enough where he holds on to her arm and bends over a little cause he can't contain it.]

They definitely gotta get you to do the marketing on that one. I will never stop fucking laughing if you get that one.

[assholic]

Oh, we're getting it.

[In the basket it went. Even if they never used it, the delight he was showing in this little ridiculous display was worth it.]

Do you think they have dildos that shoot spider silly string? We could do a whole theme.

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Jess, no!

[He's still laughing, even as he's shaking his head.]

Listen, if you get me hot for Spiderman after all this, don't say I didn't warn you!

[assholic]

Not for Spider-brat. For Spider-Jess. I'll have to go find a whole outfit. I'm sure they have sexy webbed lingerie. I could even get a knock-off suit. Trish always wanted me in spandex.

[Yep. This was going to happen. Thanks, Peter.]

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If you start spraying spider goo in me, we are so done.

[He pulls one of the harnesses he actually likes down off the rack, trying to steer her back on track.]

He sprayed me once, it wasn't a good time.

[assholic]

Nah, I'd spray it all over you instead. In you's just unhygienic.

[She watched what he pulled down, reaching for it to look it over before she glanced up at him.]

Am I going to have to go fight a teenager for hitting on my man? Because I'm not above that.

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But if the dildo shoots it...it would go inside me!

[At least his almost hardon from the vibrating one is nowhere in sight anymore. Please Jess.]

He barely hit me, let alone hit on me. Sam and I were not amused.

[assholic]

Only if I let it. I'm the one in control, remember? So if I want to shoot my silly spray spider goo all over your back or face, I can. Spider-Jess has ultimate control of her spider-dildo.

[She went over to the other side of the display wall, looking at sizes for accompanying attachments.]

I figure we should start relatively small. Slim. But we can get a midsize for if you want to work up to it.

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[Bucky can do nothing else but groan, very nearly burying his face into the harness he's holding, but then he thinks better of it, instead holding it up.]

As long as it's not spider themed I'll get anything. Do you like this one?

[assholic]

Do you like that one? I'm trying to decide if I want one that covers my ass entirely or is like a jockstrap. And we're definitely getting the spider one. I'll wear it on Halloween. Paint webs on my tits. In whipped cream. You can suck them off.

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Yeah I like this one...it's assless. I like your ass.

[He snorts, rolling his eyes, going back to the harnesses and holds up a corset looking one. All black.]

This one's nice too. It's fancy.

[assholic]

We can always have a fancy special occasions one and an assless one because you love mine so much.

[Despite the joke, she felt a little flush of pleasure at hearing him say that. Assless it was.]

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That's a great idea. So you just... put this one and then put the dildo through it? Does it stay on you well enough?

[He checks the straps, then glances over at someone coming up on the harnesses as well, who is now staring at him. He's not gonna get embarrassed. He's not.]

[assholic]

Depends on the type.

[She pointedly ignored the other person, going over to pull off a few of the different types, holding them up to the harness. Ones that attached on their own, ones that slipped through and into her, and ones that were reverse attached.]

The bases of all of them are made to fit into it, so the size doesn't matter.

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Oh...well...that's good. Then you can really switch it up.

[Which she seems to be doing right now, holding up the different styles of dildos. He really, really tries to ignore the guy as well, even if he's still watching the two of them.]

Uh wow. Some of these are real big.

[assholic]

[Jessica would continue to ignore him until the guy gave her a reason not to. Then she might get rude. It was her favorite flavor with people not named James.]

Pff, I know. And it's not anything I'd be willing to attempt, so no, I'm not going to try to waggle them at you. But, some people like those kinds of things, so bully for them. Don't let your eyes be bigger than your bits. We'll start small. But, I think I might like getting the sleeves that go over that add sensation. The ridges and bumps and things.

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[ Getting into a fight at a sex shop is the last thing Bucky wants to do. He's just really learning how to curb his embarrassment and nerves right now. He's also hoping this doesn't end up on page three of some gossip column. ]

I'm not looking to go this big, don't worry.

[His eyes do go big though, at the massive size of the biggest one on the shelf. It actually pains him, and he clenches a little.]

Ridges and bumps? It gives your dick ridges and bumps? Well- my dick, I mean.

[assholic]

[She went over to the box that displayed a few varieties and held it up for him.]

It goes over you. Most of them are silicone or latex. Very bendable and flexy, but they have those extra sensation bits. It goes on over these, too, so it wouldn't just be for me. Which is why I think you'd like some of the ones that are ribbed and bumped. Adds some interesting sensation.

[endof_theline]

[ His eyes are still wide, but now his eyebrows shoot up too. ]

Oh, wow. They uh... they don't hurt? This one looks real spiky.

[He tries to poke at it through the packaging. At least he's not clenching anymore, though.]

This bumpy one looks interesting though.

[assholic]

It's not hard enough to hurt. It's kind of like balloons. Gel balloons. Soft. And they have a whole world of varieties for this. Ones that go over the entire penis for guys that might feel they need an extra inch or something. A lot of these are so that someone can figure out if they want to get piercings or pearling, but I'm going to beg you not to get anything permanent put in your dick. I like it just the way it is.

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Jess... I can promise you I'll never get anything permanently put in my dick, holy shit. Not even HYDRA tortured me like that.

Warning: Very NSFW image attached

[assholic]

[She pulled out her phone and googled an image. She showed it to him and gave him a look.]

People do that for pleasure, James. Piercing, even in and around the genitals for both sexes, is a thing. And no, I don't feel like getting my clit pierced. We're good there.

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....

[He's a strong guy, Jess. But this? This might make him pass out.]

[assholic]

[She leaned in and patted his cheek, then gave him a quick kiss.]

Again, neither of us are getting those. We're good. But, these kinds of sleeves means we get to have a little extra sensation play without having to go to extreme measures.

[Glancing around to make sure the person in their section wasn't too close, she moved her mouth close to his ear.]

There's nothing I want near your dick that isn't your hands or some various part of my body. I certainly don't want anyone getting a look to make any additions. Mine, James.