Asks from the heart

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ask questions from the heart: the original flavor Finally! You can ask all the questions about matters of the heart, love, and romance that have been burning that hole through your curiosity. Ask away! Delve deep! Nothing is off-limits! Except for that. RULES ○ Comment with your character. ○ They're asked love-adjacent and related questions!

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What look? I don't have a look.

[He leans into her. Couple activities- looking at dildos together. He's well and good with that.]

I'd like it too. Find one closest to the size of my dick?

[assholic]

[She held her hands up, laughing and backing away.]

Oho, I'm leaving that to you. You know your dick better than me- at least, right now. I'll get to know it better. So you can pick without me going above or under and accidentally slighting. But yes, I'm good with one that matches you.

[endof_theline]

[ He laughs as well, meandering back over to the larger ones, taking a rather comically large one off the shelf and holds it up. ]

This one?

[assholic]

Baby, if it was that big, neither one of us would be walking properly.

[She fake-winced and held a hand over her groin.]

[endof_theline]

[ That makes him laugh a little more. ]

Now you know how I felt when you showed me that dick pic.

[assholic]

Ah, so it's payback...

[She came over and took the large fake cock from him, giving it a testing waggle.]

I know a guy who could probably use this as a weapon.

[endof_theline]

Pretty sure I'm scarred for life.

[He'll get over it. But it's pretty hilarious.]

A weapon? What guy?

[assholic]

Dorkdevil. He prefers to use nonlethal weapons, though I'm not sure this would count. Maybe he could scare them off by tucking it in his pants.

[The idea of Matt running around doing ninja flips while waving a giant dildo had her laughing. Yep. She was going to have to gift him that one day.]

[endof_theline]

Oh, him. Hah. I feel like this could definitely knock someone out. Anyone would be scared of this thing coming at them.

Maybe I should dress up like Daredevil in bed.

[assholic]

This is payback for the spider-harness, isn't it?

[She fwapped at his shoulder with the large cock, then went to put it back on the display case.]

[endof_theline]

Two can play this game.

[He snickers, shifting away from the giant cock. He's almost tempted to grab another and smack her with it too, but they might get kicked out.]

Alright, alright. How about this one?

[He picks up a more medium sized one that looks closer to his size. Maybe slightly generous but not by much. He's not that kinda guy.]

[assholic]

Is that what you want going in me when I'm fucking you from behind? Or are you more of a face to face guy?

[She grinned as she came back over to look at his choice. Close, but she had to wonder if he was picking larger on purpose. Men. Thank god she didn't have to choose her own kind of pocket pussy. She'd fail.]

[endof_theline]

I'm not really sure. We could do both ways, can't we?

[It's the closest to what he could find! He's just trying to be realistic here.]

But you should be the one picking yours and I should be the one picking mine, right? You can pick any size you want.

[assholic]

I told you, the only dick size I want in me for the foreseeable future, is yours. I like your dick.

[She grabbed the front of his shirt, pulling him in closer, a little purr leaving her as she nudged his nose with hers.]

I like the shape of it. I like the size of it. I like how the head hits just the right spot when you go in deep. I like that I can feel when you come... I like the way it feels in my mouth. How it tastes. This-

[She gestured to the fake one.]

This is just to tide me over until I get the real deal. To prep me for while I'm having my filthy way with you.

[endof_theline]

[ He bites at his lip, smiling when she pulls him close and practically purrs at him. His dick has never really been the thing that needed a boost, but it's still good to know and nice to hear. Yeah, he's a man. ]

Mmm... damn. I like the sound'a that. Let's keep going so we can get to the filthy part.

[He puts an arm around her to keep her in close, tossing the fake dick into the basket, then goes on a mission to find the one she's gonna use.]

Here's a good basic realistic one with balls. I want it small, but- not so small I won't feel it. Then again, I'm probably gonna feel it either way, right? Especially with the way you move your hips.

[assholic]

[She likes that he's getting into it now, that the questions and curiosity has led to that heat she likes to see in his eyes. He's perusing the walls for one and she reaches for something that's on the relatively smaller side. It has an insert for the wands to use, and she holds it up for him.]

We can start with the vibrator, but this will slip on over it. The vibe will get you started. Worked up. Eased into it. And when you are, we can pop this on over.

[endof_theline]

[ He takes it from her, looking it over, nodding as he does so. ]

Alright, yeah. I can try that, sounds good. And then- we could always come back if we wanna try something else.

[Imagine that? He isn't scared away for life.]

I like this. I think it'll look sexy on you too.

[assholic]

I like the sound of both of those things.

[The fact that he wanted to come back, that this hadn't mortified him too much, that was good. The fact that he was voicing what he wanted on her, also good.]

See anything else you want? Because I'm kinda getting very in the mood, James, and I don't know if you want to risk being kicked out of here because I couldn't keep my hands to myself.

[Regular lube joined the warming lube, because it couldn't all be tingles and fun times. She was going to take getting him used to being the catcher as a serious thing.]

[endof_theline]

Good.

[The Hulk dick might still mortify him, and so do the Spider things, but everything else he thinks he's okay with now. He's getting used to it. It doesn't have to be a crazy thing, just fun stuff they can try out to bring them even more pleasure than they already have. He's cool with that.]

I think we're definitely good for now- I don't even know what else I'd want. Is there anything else you wanna show me? Or wanna try? I feel like you can throw anything at me right now. Massage oils?

[assholic]

Massage oils, huh? I'd be good with using that for either side. How about edible body paint? I can doodle little faces on your balls and suck them off.

[Among other places, but she liked the shock of his reaction to the worst of what she said.]

[endof_theline]

Let's grab some of those then, I think massaging you would be nice.

[Sure enough his eyebrows shoot up high and then he laughs, pulling Jessica in close to kiss her head.]

Sure. Sure, let's get some body paint. You can paint faces on my balls and I can paint sunsets on your ass.

[assholic]

[Okay, fine. There was some sort of special inner glow at the idea of him rubbing oil all over her. She imagined it felt good, so she knew it would genuinely feel better.]

Fine. Balls and sunsets. They have glittery paint too. We can give me a pair of metal tits and go as a matching set.

[endof_theline]

You mean to match with my arm?

[He Snickers softly, tugging her over to the oils, he figures the paints might be somewhere over here too.]

Wow, this is quite the selection. Almost as much as at the grocery store.

[assholic]

I told you, he of the gorgeous cock, sex sells. And this is a relatively smaller to average sized store. There's places that specialize in certain areas.

[She looked over the massage oil choices, giving some of the testers sniffs to see which ones she liked.]

[endof_theline]

Have you ever been to a bigger one?

[He can't even imagine. But he'd be curious enough to go there one day too. For now, he sniffs the testers with her.]

These are pretty nice.