Asks from the heart

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ask questions from the heart: the original flavor Finally! You can ask all the questions about matters of the heart, love, and romance that have been burning that hole through your curiosity. Ask away! Delve deep! Nothing is off-limits! Except for that. RULES ○ Comment with your character. ○ They're asked love-adjacent and related questions!

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[assholic]

Mmhmm...

[She was teasing now, and her hand moved into his back pocket, giving his ass a squeeze.]

I want you to try this stuff. Balls and all. So nothing weirdly colored. We could get the wands with the sleeves that go over that essentially looks and feels like an actual dick, with balls, but we'd get a smaller wand to go with that so that the vibe still works and you don't have to go oversize. Small to start. We'll work you up to the Hulk.

[No, they would not, but she just wanted to watch him get all outraged again.]

[endof_theline]

Seriously!

[Which is a good thing. He's glad she brought it up. He's in a whole new world now, he might as well let himself enjoy some of the good stuff.]

These harness dicks vibrate too?

[He picks one up, then very nearly drops it as his eyes shoot back up to look at her, all outraged again for sure.]

Jess!

[assholic]

Some of them do. That's why they have the attachments.

[She was grinning now, laughing a little at the look she'd achieved.]

Well, out of the two of us, I'm certainly not going to attempt that.

[endof_theline]

We can try with and without, right? Does it feel better for you with the vibrations?

[That definitely gets another scoff, and he moves as far away from the bigger dicks as possible, over to the smaller ones.]

Ass holes are a lot different than... vagina holes.

[assholic]

I don't know. It's not like I've tried any of this. The most I've done is a little vibe play during long, lonely hours alone all by myself. I like it well enough, but between it and you? I'll take you.

[His very apt reply had her snorting back, and she nodded at him.]

I'm aware. I have both of them.

[endof_theline]

I'll take you too. Definitely. Over any of this stuff. But it's good to try, right?

[He takes down one of the ones that looks realistic enough, checking it out.]

You ever put anything in your anal region?

[assholic]

I have. I've had anal sex before, James. It just doesn't do it for me the way it would for a guy. No prostate. But I'm not against the idea of mixing it in with sex in general some night for a special occasion.

[endof_theline]

Oh... alright.

[He wonders. But he doesn't wanna ask anything further than that, for the moment. So he asks another question instead.]

You wanna get the double penetration one? The one that goes inside of you too? Would you want that?

[assholic]

You have that look. What is that look?

[She draped an arm around his shoulder, looking over at the double length ones, running a finger against a fake vein.]

I think I could like that. The idea of doing you while doing myself? Yeah... I like that.

[endof_theline]

What look? I don't have a look.

[He leans into her. Couple activities- looking at dildos together. He's well and good with that.]

I'd like it too. Find one closest to the size of my dick?

[assholic]

[She held her hands up, laughing and backing away.]

Oho, I'm leaving that to you. You know your dick better than me- at least, right now. I'll get to know it better. So you can pick without me going above or under and accidentally slighting. But yes, I'm good with one that matches you.

[endof_theline]

[ He laughs as well, meandering back over to the larger ones, taking a rather comically large one off the shelf and holds it up. ]

This one?

[assholic]

Baby, if it was that big, neither one of us would be walking properly.

[She fake-winced and held a hand over her groin.]

[endof_theline]

[ That makes him laugh a little more. ]

Now you know how I felt when you showed me that dick pic.

[assholic]

Ah, so it's payback...

[She came over and took the large fake cock from him, giving it a testing waggle.]

I know a guy who could probably use this as a weapon.

[endof_theline]

Pretty sure I'm scarred for life.

[He'll get over it. But it's pretty hilarious.]

A weapon? What guy?

[assholic]

Dorkdevil. He prefers to use nonlethal weapons, though I'm not sure this would count. Maybe he could scare them off by tucking it in his pants.

[The idea of Matt running around doing ninja flips while waving a giant dildo had her laughing. Yep. She was going to have to gift him that one day.]

[endof_theline]

Oh, him. Hah. I feel like this could definitely knock someone out. Anyone would be scared of this thing coming at them.

Maybe I should dress up like Daredevil in bed.

[assholic]

This is payback for the spider-harness, isn't it?

[She fwapped at his shoulder with the large cock, then went to put it back on the display case.]

[endof_theline]

Two can play this game.

[He snickers, shifting away from the giant cock. He's almost tempted to grab another and smack her with it too, but they might get kicked out.]

Alright, alright. How about this one?

[He picks up a more medium sized one that looks closer to his size. Maybe slightly generous but not by much. He's not that kinda guy.]

[assholic]

Is that what you want going in me when I'm fucking you from behind? Or are you more of a face to face guy?

[She grinned as she came back over to look at his choice. Close, but she had to wonder if he was picking larger on purpose. Men. Thank god she didn't have to choose her own kind of pocket pussy. She'd fail.]

[endof_theline]

I'm not really sure. We could do both ways, can't we?

[It's the closest to what he could find! He's just trying to be realistic here.]

But you should be the one picking yours and I should be the one picking mine, right? You can pick any size you want.

[assholic]

I told you, the only dick size I want in me for the foreseeable future, is yours. I like your dick.

[She grabbed the front of his shirt, pulling him in closer, a little purr leaving her as she nudged his nose with hers.]

I like the shape of it. I like the size of it. I like how the head hits just the right spot when you go in deep. I like that I can feel when you come... I like the way it feels in my mouth. How it tastes. This-

[She gestured to the fake one.]

This is just to tide me over until I get the real deal. To prep me for while I'm having my filthy way with you.

[endof_theline]

[ He bites at his lip, smiling when she pulls him close and practically purrs at him. His dick has never really been the thing that needed a boost, but it's still good to know and nice to hear. Yeah, he's a man. ]

Mmm... damn. I like the sound'a that. Let's keep going so we can get to the filthy part.

[He puts an arm around her to keep her in close, tossing the fake dick into the basket, then goes on a mission to find the one she's gonna use.]

Here's a good basic realistic one with balls. I want it small, but- not so small I won't feel it. Then again, I'm probably gonna feel it either way, right? Especially with the way you move your hips.

[assholic]

[She likes that he's getting into it now, that the questions and curiosity has led to that heat she likes to see in his eyes. He's perusing the walls for one and she reaches for something that's on the relatively smaller side. It has an insert for the wands to use, and she holds it up for him.]

We can start with the vibrator, but this will slip on over it. The vibe will get you started. Worked up. Eased into it. And when you are, we can pop this on over.