Asks from the heart

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ask questions from the heart: the original flavor Finally! You can ask all the questions about matters of the heart, love, and romance that have been burning that hole through your curiosity. Ask away! Delve deep! Nothing is off-limits! Except for that. RULES ○ Comment with your character. ○ They're asked love-adjacent and related questions!

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[assholic]

[It was the hushed tone that had her grinning, and she leaned in and flicked her tongue over his nose.]

Yes, handsome. On your dick. And that part there hits me on my clit. So it's a vibe near the base of you and me.

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[He laughs a littl at the nose lick, biting his lips as he nods.]

Yeah, okay. That sounds pretty good. I'll try it.

[assholic]

Thank you.

[She dropped that in beside the warming lotion, looking over at the wall of harnesses and straps and all different things that parties could wear that separated that section of the store from the costumes and lingerie part. But she got distracted at the next section when something caught her eye.]

Ooh.

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Yeah, of course. If there's anything else... you know I'd try it.

[Even if it made him feel a little uncomfortable at first. And then he can decide, right? But he's definitely relaxing a little more as they move along. It helps that there really aren't to many others in here.

The lingerie catches his eye too, and he stops in front of what she's looking at.]

That's pretty damn sexy.

[assholic]

It is. I like it.

[She looked through the sizes until she found hers, then slipped it into the basket. Smiling at him, she dragged him over to the wall.

And there, she pointed out the differences in harnesses. The ones where a flat base attachment went in. The ones where both were able to be penetrated. The different harness types. Her hand lingered over a specific harness that was clearly designed towards another superhero type he knew, and she couldn't stop the laugh.]

I wonder if he has a case to sue for royalties.

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[He smiles as well, slipping an arm around her waist as she tugs him over to the wall of harnesses. A whole wall. He's trying not to be embarrassed because he knows he doesn't need to be.

It's just so different from what he knows.]

I didn't expect them to be so...

[He trails off because he doesn't even know what to say. The Spider one makes him scoff, though.]

I bet he's never seen these either... but damn, first the Hulk, now this..I don't even wanna know if they have Iron Man.

[Or Captain America to be honesty.]

[assholic]

They probably do. I wouldn't be surprised if some of the electrical toys have Mr. Lightning's hammer on them or something.

[Superheroes were a hot commodity. And it didn't hurt that most of them were aesthetically pleasing. Fantasies were fantasies. A lot of people wanted to be rescued and then railed by someone impossibly good looking.

She counted herself lucky she'd snagged the best one.]

Not gonna lie, I kind of have the urge to get the spider one just to torment you with.

[endof_theline]

They've got em on everything, huh.

[He shouldn't be surprised. The Avengers are everywhere. Sometimes it's comforting, sometimes it's a lot.

Right now, with this Spiderman like harness, it's just hilarious.]

No way!

[assholic]

[She reaches for it and pulls it off the wall, dangling it in front of her.]

I could make up a whole song. Spider-Jess. Spider-Jess. Turns her husband into a mess.

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Holy shit.

[That makes him laugh so hard- hard enough where he holds on to her arm and bends over a little cause he can't contain it.]

They definitely gotta get you to do the marketing on that one. I will never stop fucking laughing if you get that one.

[assholic]

Oh, we're getting it.

[In the basket it went. Even if they never used it, the delight he was showing in this little ridiculous display was worth it.]

Do you think they have dildos that shoot spider silly string? We could do a whole theme.

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Jess, no!

[He's still laughing, even as he's shaking his head.]

Listen, if you get me hot for Spiderman after all this, don't say I didn't warn you!

[assholic]

Not for Spider-brat. For Spider-Jess. I'll have to go find a whole outfit. I'm sure they have sexy webbed lingerie. I could even get a knock-off suit. Trish always wanted me in spandex.

[Yep. This was going to happen. Thanks, Peter.]

[endof_theline]

If you start spraying spider goo in me, we are so done.

[He pulls one of the harnesses he actually likes down off the rack, trying to steer her back on track.]

He sprayed me once, it wasn't a good time.

[assholic]

Nah, I'd spray it all over you instead. In you's just unhygienic.

[She watched what he pulled down, reaching for it to look it over before she glanced up at him.]

Am I going to have to go fight a teenager for hitting on my man? Because I'm not above that.

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But if the dildo shoots it...it would go inside me!

[At least his almost hardon from the vibrating one is nowhere in sight anymore. Please Jess.]

He barely hit me, let alone hit on me. Sam and I were not amused.

[assholic]

Only if I let it. I'm the one in control, remember? So if I want to shoot my silly spray spider goo all over your back or face, I can. Spider-Jess has ultimate control of her spider-dildo.

[She went over to the other side of the display wall, looking at sizes for accompanying attachments.]

I figure we should start relatively small. Slim. But we can get a midsize for if you want to work up to it.

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[Bucky can do nothing else but groan, very nearly burying his face into the harness he's holding, but then he thinks better of it, instead holding it up.]

As long as it's not spider themed I'll get anything. Do you like this one?

[assholic]

Do you like that one? I'm trying to decide if I want one that covers my ass entirely or is like a jockstrap. And we're definitely getting the spider one. I'll wear it on Halloween. Paint webs on my tits. In whipped cream. You can suck them off.

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Yeah I like this one...it's assless. I like your ass.

[He snorts, rolling his eyes, going back to the harnesses and holds up a corset looking one. All black.]

This one's nice too. It's fancy.

[assholic]

We can always have a fancy special occasions one and an assless one because you love mine so much.

[Despite the joke, she felt a little flush of pleasure at hearing him say that. Assless it was.]

[endof_theline]

That's a great idea. So you just... put this one and then put the dildo through it? Does it stay on you well enough?

[He checks the straps, then glances over at someone coming up on the harnesses as well, who is now staring at him. He's not gonna get embarrassed. He's not.]

[assholic]

Depends on the type.

[She pointedly ignored the other person, going over to pull off a few of the different types, holding them up to the harness. Ones that attached on their own, ones that slipped through and into her, and ones that were reverse attached.]

The bases of all of them are made to fit into it, so the size doesn't matter.

[endof_theline]

Oh...well...that's good. Then you can really switch it up.

[Which she seems to be doing right now, holding up the different styles of dildos. He really, really tries to ignore the guy as well, even if he's still watching the two of them.]

Uh wow. Some of these are real big.

[assholic]

[Jessica would continue to ignore him until the guy gave her a reason not to. Then she might get rude. It was her favorite flavor with people not named James.]

Pff, I know. And it's not anything I'd be willing to attempt, so no, I'm not going to try to waggle them at you. But, some people like those kinds of things, so bully for them. Don't let your eyes be bigger than your bits. We'll start small. But, I think I might like getting the sleeves that go over that add sensation. The ridges and bumps and things.