The Random Porn Scenario Meme

[treks]

The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to preferences as well.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.



Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Comments

Dante | DmC | ota

[slutdom]

[ooc: Kinks over here]

[odinsscion]

[How does hardcore 17 sound?]

Bilbo Baggins - The Hobbit

[veiled_hero]

Regular 4 with a bit of Hardcore 12? ... maybe a dash of 13 too. Y/Y?

[kinginexile]

[He's had quite a day and so had the hobbit, so when he hefts the halfling up and over his shoulder to head to his chambers no one is going to get in his way. Thorin is all smiles once he has Bilbo in bed, hovering over him in his kingly garb, crown and all, and he leans down for a kiss, pressing close to him.]

Mmm... I believe this calls for an evening in, do you not agree?

Shatterstar | Marvel Comics \ m/m

[sexploration]

[ No Fail, Hardcore, Ask on toys.. ]

[richterscale]

[ Is Misc, 5 okay? ]

Togami Byakuya | Dangan Ronpa

[poorinsense]

Duo Maxwell | Gundam Wing | MM

[duo_maxwell]

[No fail, hardcore 1, 5, 10, or 18. Most of the rest is fine with me.]

Chang Wufei | Gundam Wing | M/M

[chang_wufei]

[No fail, hardcore 1, 5, 10, or 18. Most of the rest is fine with me.]

you know!

[braidedwonder]

[ Sometimes, he just got so bored at Preventers that turning on the web cam and making inane, stupid faces at himself was just something he had to do. Lest he go stir crazy, and then building a massive gun with which to play with at the shooting range and drive Une nuts was apparently totally reprehensible. He couldn't necessarily go and bother his new husband, either, considering they were an immense distraction for each other in everything but training new recruits.

Then, they were 'absolute hell' according to the new recruits.

Duo quickly hides the window when he hears his office door open, looking up like he'd been interrupted from doing something very important.

... Or like he'd been caught doing something he shouldn't.. ]

Tsuzuki Asato | Yami no Matsuei | Slash

[tsuzuki_asato]

[No fail, hardcore 1, 5, 10, or 18. Most of the rest is fine with me.]

lady loki ・mcu ( rule-63 )

[malevolently]

fuck the rules i do what i want; vaguely 3 - 6?

[westwardbound]

[She's not what he expected a god -- or goddess -- to be like, to some degree. And further, Ragnar hadn't ever expected to see Loki here among mortals. But if there's one thing to be said about Ragnar, it's that he shows gods their proper due, even if he holds himself in high esteem. And Loki is a god he can respect for all his--her temperament. Maybe it's because Ragnar has always relied upon his silver-tongue and simply backed that up with strength, but while he had never expressly called favor of this god, he's always been one to toe the line of trickster. Still, kneeling at the feet of a goddess nearly sends his mind blank and his tongue tied in knots. Nearly, because Ragnar has always thought fast on his feet even when faced with a woman thrumming with power and magic. Some distant part of him wonders why him, why now.

But who knows, and frankly, who cares.

Either way, the power she carries in her veins is intoxicating and even though Ragnar's never liked submitting to a higher power he does so now. One hand smooths up the line of her leg, curling around knee as he presses a kiss to skin, eyes raking up to meet her gaze. Odin was who he called father, but somehow Rangar thinks he could easily worship Loki too. If she let him.]

Arthur Kirkland (England) | Hetalia | M/M

[english_dignity]

[No fail, hardcore 1, 5, 10, or 18. Most of the rest is fine with me.]

Draco Malfoy | Harry Potter | MM

[cpt_peroxide]

[No fail, hardcore 1, 5, 10, or 18. Most of the rest is fine with me.]

Natasha Romanoff | MCU | M/F

[redrussian]

[ Note this version of Natasha is non-serumed. ]

Panty Anarchy | Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt | F/M

[cockhopping]

[ Kinks. Feel free to ask if you have any questions! ]

Rolled up some good old fashioned prostitution.

[henpecked]

[Mumon wasn't (in his incorrect opinion) one for romance. But that didn't mean he wasn't interested in women. A guy with but who made a lot of money and liked sex therefore had a good option. Today's choice was Panty and Mumon was shamelessly casual about it. There was no question she was selling, not if she was hanging out on this particular street at night and so he sidled up, hands in his pockets and just asked.]

Hi. You charge by time or act?

[His 'hi' involved a wave, as if they were old friends passing in the street.]

Dr. Lenora McCoy (63'd Bones) || Star Trek Reboot || F/M

[doc_not_a]

[Ask about Hardcore, no fail please.]

Bad Girl | No More Heroes | OTA

[batterthanyou]

[I don't mind setting up if you prefer.]

natasha romanoff (black widow) | marvel cinema

[debts]

Rɪʟ Sᴏʀʀɪɴ | Oʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ | OTA

[thewayshifter]

[[Ask first for anything extreme. Ril has enhanced senses and is telekinetic and fares best with line of sight and touch telepathy. Mun hasn't done this in awhile, so be nice?]]

Christine Chapel | Star Trek Reboot | F/M

[chrissychapel]

[ooc: Prefer to stay away from hardcore, fail, and toys.]

Ami Mizuno || Sailor Moon || OTA

[mizunosenshi]

[demonicprincess]

[Hello again. Would you like a threesome with Sheliss? I can set up the scenario if you want.]

Geir Úlfhrafn | Scion OC | M/M

[odinsscion]

[No fail. Kinks available in journal.]

Gabriel | Supernatural | Slash

[tricky_angel]

Misc. 16--Sex club tiems?

[impala_is_my_baby]

Whoever had the brilliant plan to drag Dean to a sex club after a few drinks and then abandon him in favor of some boobs with blond hair was going to get killed later on. It wasn't his brother, he knew that much--maybe some guy he had been hanging out with earlier in the evening. Dean liked his sex as much as the next guy, but sex clubs hadn't ever really been his scene. Nope, he liked good old fashioned bars and strip clubs.

Which was why he was sitting alone at the bar, downing his fifth double whiskey and blearily looking around for the exit, eyes pausing occasionally on a particularly good looking person.


[[ooc: They can know each other or not, it's up to you!]]

Lady | Devil May Cry | m/f

[solinvictus]

[I'd rather keep it to one, please!]

Spock | Genderbent | Star Trek Reboot

[science_blues]

okay I'm just going to wing it

[wherenowoman]

"Spock!" Jim burst into his first officers quarters, beaming in a very familiar way. It was the sort of smile he always got when he discovered a new planet, species, or, to what was possibly Spock's dismay though Jim could never quite tell, a new sexual position or toy.

Today, that toy was himself.

"You'll never guess what happened as I got beamed back up to the ship!"

This was not a statement he fully intended Spock to take seriously, considering the fact he was standing in front of her in a tight minidress which demonstrated exactly how much more busty he'd become.

Faith Lehane | BtVS/AtS | OTA

[criminallyinsane]

[Ask before roleplay or hardcore scenarios, please]

3 & 6 as if we're under the impression their encounters are anything but...

[monsterbait]

[ Faith should be used to being slammed against walls at this point. A good number of their encounters seem to end up this way. She's really way too good at yanking his chain, and as much as he may enjoy it on a subconscious level, he wants to prove a point. Make her understand that he's not around for her amusement, that she can't get to him.

And yet, this is just proving himself wrong, isn't it?

His teeth and lips move along her bare shoulder as he holds her against the wall with the weight of his body, one hand pushing up her jaw with a rough grip to her chin, giving him more skin to work with. ]

1 and 13?

[poormansflash]

He knew they had been dating for a while. At least a few months, but had things really gone to this level that quickly? He had thought it took many many many more months until something like this would become a factor. Sena gulped as he looked into the bathroom mirror. Yes he was in the bathroom. He had retreated just before things had gotten too hot and heavy for him and was here to regroup. He hoped he hadn't hurt her feelings.

...alright Sena. You can do this. With a final gulp he opened the door of the bathroom and stepped back into the room where Sakura was likely still waiting on the bed. "S-sorry about that..."

{ Pavel Chekov :: Star Trek XI :: m/m }

[childprodigy]