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The Random Porn Scenario Meme

The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to preferences as well.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.

Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

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[ He can feel her breath on the pad of his thumb, but he doesn't move. He doesn't want to answer her question, either; at least verbally. The response she does get is a rough bite at the crook of her neck and shoulder. He's known for being rough and handsy, but rarely has he been so keen on making her pay.

Sam grips her thigh with his other hand, yanking her pelvis forward as he shoves himself solid against her crotch, pressing her firmly onto the wall. He gnaws at her skin, breathing sharply out of his nose and let's out a low growl, shoving his thumb between her lips as a way to make her shut it. ]

[The bite gets a groan, her head going back against the wall as he pushes roughly against her. She could feel his fingers digging into the skin of her thighs, pressing hard enough to bruise and--for a moment--the laughter dies.

She'd put aside suicidal tendencies long ago, however reckless her fighting style tended to be, but that didn't keep her from constantly pushing against the boundaries, testing the limits until the people around her snapped or left or lashed out. And when they did--

Her lips closed around his thumb, a dark circle as she ran her tongue over the pad. She wriggled against him, meeting his thrust with her own teasing movements. And some of her own restraint slipped as she tangled one hand in his hair, nails dragging painfully against his scalp before she roughly gripped the strands and pulled him back away from her neck, dark eyes seeking his.

If he wanted to be forceful...she could do that. She could certainly do that.]

[ Oh, he wants to be forceful. He's got no problems with that, and honestly? She has it coming. She's constantly poking and prodding at his patience. Even during their hookups, she seems to be good at pushing his buttons, but not this time. This time Sam is running the show. That's all there is to it.

He stares her down, eyes swimming with a mixture of anger and lust. He rips his thumb from her mouth and grabs her jaw, smashing their lips together for a short, intense kiss before breaking away. Entirely. But he barely let's her feet touch the ground before he turns her around, shoving her front first into the wall instead.

He resumes is work at her neck, grabbing her ass and pushing her up along the wall until he can pin her down with his hand against her shoulder and his pelvis against her rear. ]

[the kiss is all fire and force and she's happy to meet it, her hand still pulling his hair. This was familiar with them, at least...which is why the last thing she expects is for him to pull away, releasing her and wrenching free of her grip. She frowned at the sudden distance, her lips parting as she was about to protest, before she's spun and shoved painfully against the smooth surface, her hands splayed against the wall just fast enough to keep from having the air completely knocked out of her.]

What the hell?

[This...this was much harder to work with. She can't reach for him easily, like this, and she can't maneuver herself against him with the same finesse.

Moving to turn back around, she's stopped by the forceful press of his hand against her shoulder holding her against the wall as his lips dragged firmly over the too-sensitive skin along her neck. It drew a shudder from her, eyes closing briefly even as she tossed her head, not willing to cooperate with this change of plans at all.]

Now officer, if you wanted to frisk me you gotta ask nicely.

[The small downside of having her turned away from him....it's harder to keep her from sassing him as she shifts against him, gauging just how much force he was using.]

[ He drags his teeth up along the line of her neck until he finds her ear. The cuff receives a nip as shoves her forward again, shoving his hips into her ass. His fingers squeeze her shoulder. ]

Shove it.

[ No sarcasm. No metaphors. Just a simple, raw desire to have her at a complete disadvantage for once in their history of exchanges. He pushes back against any twitch of her muscles, his lips finding her jaw as he grinds her into the wall.

The hand on her rear travels up the minimal space between them, sliding underneath the back of her shirt. ]

[her head tilted of its own accord, letting her hair fall down on the other side of her neck as the string of rough kisses along her jaw sent shivers of pleasure through her, heating her skin.

The order gets a grin, the challenge of it almost as enticing as the way his breath played over her skin, or the way his hand felt as it pressed against the small of her back. She arched her back in response, one hand braced against the wall, feeling his obvious arousal as he thrust against her.

However much she approved of the attitude, however, she wasn't looking to cooperate. Of course it couldn't be that easy. Shifting her stance as best she could, she tried to shift one leg so that it pressed back between his legs, attempting to get her foot alongside his. Not the most subtle of moves, perhaps...but when had she ever been subtle?]

Pretty sure shoving is your job.

[ Not subtle at all, and he didn't seem to mind, despite how bold it was. In fact, it egged him on. He ground against, his hand moving from her back to her chest, still underneath the fabric of her shirt. Her breast got an appreciative squeeze as he breathed, raspy against her ear. ]

Then take it--

[ He ground his hips again, the hand that wasn't on her chest found it's place suddenly at her crotch, groping her through her pants. ]

--and shut up.

[she'd been aiming to hook her foot around his, hoping to pull him down and effectively undermine what control he'd gained, but whatever plans she'd had are derailed when his hand moves between her legs. The friction was wonderful, drawing a groan from her as she rocked against his hand, pressed between the competing pressures of his hips and his fingers.

She shuddered at the heated breath against her ear, the brush of his lips making her skin goosebump even as her body flushed, delicious heat settling under her skin under those not-so-gentle ministrations.]

M-make me.

[she couldn't keep her voice entirely steady as she closed her eyes, reveling in the feel of his hands moving over her. There was a different note in those two words, something...less than a challenge. Because she could fight him, but it was hard to want to right at that moment]

[ Oh Faith.

He was more than happy to.

His fingers pressed against her, rubbing her roughly through her jeans. There was nothing left to the imagination, not with the rocking of his growing erection against her ass in time with the eager motion of his finger. It was a dry grind with promise of more, but he wasn't letting it go farther than that. Not yet.

The hand on her chest groped and squeezed, even if his own eagerness drags his knuckles against the wall through her shirt. Sam bit and sucked at the lobe of her ear, dragging his teeth up along the cuff before moving back down to her neck and shoulder. ]

[her movements were eager against him, body arching and squirming in response to each touch, her own breathing shortening and growing ragged as her desire built.

But it wasn't enough.

It wasn't long before she became frustrated with the layers...even more frustrated than with the disadvantage of her position, and she moved her hands from where they were braced against the wall to move to the button of her jeans, looking to remove that barrier]

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