The Random Porn Scenario Meme

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The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to preferences as well.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.



Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Comments

[braidedwonder]

I try to be.. [ Duo gratefully returned that kiss, whining playfully as Wufei says that he can't make him scream. It's really a shame these weren't sound proofed that well, but he could always make Wufei scream later. At home.

For a few hours. For the moment, though, he's content with undoing Wufei's pants, sliding a hand under his slacks and underwear to knead Wufei's firm ass, sighing against his lips. ]

Can I make you scream later? I love the way you sound, when you're screaming like that..

[chang_wufei]

I'll let you do whatever you want when we're home tonight.

[A dangerous offer maybe, but it was hard to care. Wufei shifted back into Duo's hands, his cheeks still burning at the knowledge of how close other people were. Including some who could pick locks.

He bit his lip as he slid his hands under Duo's shirt, feeling over his back.]

[braidedwonder]

Even if it's just tease you senseless all night? Use that gag gift cock ring and not let you come all night?
[ Duo smiles that dangerous smirk that says Wufei is playing with fire, saying he could have whatever he wanted, leaning in to nuzzle and kiss at Wufei's abdomen, through his shirt but jut above what is probably his target anyway. He couldn't play around long, lest he run out of time altogether for things like this.

And he'd hate to be interrupted and have to hide how turned on he is and hide his husband.]

[chang_wufei]

Would you do that, not take any pleasure yourself just to tease me?

[Still, that smirk made him shiver, heart speeding up. He ducked his head to kiss him so he wouldn't see it and be undone so simply.]

[braidedwonder]

Do you really think I wouldn't? [ Duo smirks, moving his husband's shirt up and out of the way before he tugs down his pants and underwear, just enough to wrap his hand around Wufei's base, suckling at his tip and stroking gently, helping along the process of getting Wufei good, hard, and ready for him.

[chang_wufei]

I think you enjoy my moaning too much to just tease.

[He sucked in breath as Duo took hold of him, that mouth drawing a groan from him before he could bring a hand up to muffle himself. It wasn't going to take much time at all before he fully hardened, not with Duo doing that.]

[braidedwonder]

[ Duo hums in response, mouth a little busy to bother replying with words just yet. Eventually his hand moves away, head bobbing further down his partner's length. He knows what to do to turn Wufei on quickly, which is what they needed if they wanted to get away with this.

The braided pilot reaches blindly for his drawers, pulling open the second and grabbing a little bottle of lube there. Wufei probably won't be surprised that his husband provided for any situation, or.. had maybe planned to do this at least once. With one hand occupied at Wufei's hip, Duo offers the bottle to Wufei, pulling his mouth away from its diligent work for just a moment. ]

Your fingers or mine, Wu. Your decision..

[chang_wufei]

[Wufei had to take a moment to regather his thoughts before he could speak enough to answer Duo, reaching for the bottle to pop it open. If he let Duo do it, staying quiet would be much more difficult.]

Mine.

[He got his fingers slicked up, trying to ignore the way his face burned from doing this at work of all places, and twisted to slip two into himself from behind.]

[braidedwonder]

[ Duo leans in to kiss along Wufei's chest and abdomen, through his shirt, hand still stroking his partner even as his other hand works his own fly open to stroke himself, already half hard from having Wufei like this. All thoughts to the webcam still rolling are gone - he doesn't even think about it - nipping at Wufei through his shirt, moaning softly against him. ]

Mmn... Do a good job, baby..

[chang_wufei]

[He bit his lip to keep from gasping at those nips. This wasn't going to be so easy.

Still, Wufei stretched himself as quickly as possible, spreading his fingers apart and rocking them inside himself until he thought he was ready.]

Ah... that's enough.

[braidedwonder]

[ Duo watches Wufei prepare himself lustily - those strange indigo eyes focused entirely on the former Shenlong pilot as he strokes himself to attention, grabbing the lube to go ahead and stroke himself with it, preparing for when Wufei was ready. There wasn't any time to waste with teasing, and when Wufei says he's ready Duo sinks down a little in the chair, gesturing for Wufei to get in to his lap. ]

C'mere, baby..

[chang_wufei]

[Wufei found it easy to ignore the fact that they could easily be walked in on despite the lock, watching Duo in return. He licked his lips as he pulled his fingers out, shifting to return to Duo's lap. Carefully, he positioned himself so he could start to slowly slide over the other's cock.]

[braidedwonder]

[ Duo moans, as the tight heat of Wufei's body slides over him, moving to grip the other pilot's hips. He doesn't direct or push, just wants the contact with Wufei's skin. This was so dangerous - but that was the thrill of it. As with any thief, the possibility of getting caught was the thrill that drove the experience most of the time.

That, money, or necessity. ]

Wu.. you feel so damn good..

[chang_wufei]

[Wufei panted softly for breath as he settled fully over Duo, taking a few moments to adjust, if not nearly as long as before. His body was getting used to Duo's size inside him.

He leaned against him, holding onto the other man.]

Move.

[braidedwonder]

[ Duo waits patiently, biting back a comment about how Wufei probably should have done a little more stretching. That wouldn't have ended up well, so instead he just waits, kissing at Wufei's skin where ever he could reach it, and resisting his body's urge to push up in to that tight heat.

However, when he gets the clear to move, he does so with gusto, rocking up and in to the other former pilot automatically, rocking at a decent, but not too fast pace to begin with. ]

Wufei..

[chang_wufei]

[If he always waited until he was completely ready for Duo, they'd never get anywhere when Wufei let Duo take him. It seemed he was just naturally tight, as much as he'd growl at anyone putting that to words.

When Duo started to move, he had to quickly bite his hand to keep himself quiet, a loud gasp trying to leave his lips.]

[braidedwonder]

God damn Wufei you're so fucking tight.. [ Duo speaks lowly, groaning as he thrusts up in to the tight heat of his husband. He doesn't do this nearly enough - but then again, Duo doesn't necessarily mind either way, so long as he gets laid in the end. For the moment Duo is more focused on thrusting up in to him, biting his lip and looking up at Wufei's face, making sure to watch those delicious expressions.

Wufei was so pristine when he was like this. Duo rotates the chair, just slightly, beginning to move a bit harder. ]

Jesus..

[chang_wufei]

[Muffling his gasps and groans wasn't going to be easy with Duo doing that, and he flushed darkly as a soft moan slipped out. Wufei clenched down in an effort to keep Duo from going too fast, even if they didn't have a lot of time. Too fast and he would have no chance at staying quiet.]

[braidedwonder]

Fuck.. [ The braided pilot grits out in a moan, panting and sighing as Wufei moves over him. They don't do this nearly enough, he's decided, and they'd have to fix that. An idea strikes him, though, and Duo hooks his arms under Wufei's knees, hands at his back as he moves to stand.

With gravity on their side he can press deep without moving hard, pressing forward as his husband sinks down on his length. ]

You're fucking perfect, Wufei..

[chang_wufei]

[Wufei's eyes went wide as Duo held his legs up and lifted him as he stood. He had to take his hand away from his mouth to cling to Duo, fighting back a groan as gravity pushed him further onto the other's length.]

D-Duo... [Putting his head on his husband's shoulder, he squeezed his eyes shut, trying to focus on silence.]

[braidedwonder]

Yeah, Wu? [ Duo pants, head thrown back as he moves a little more solidly, not trying to make noise with their skin colliding, or move too quickly to make Wufei cry out - but damn it was hard to not move harder when his body was pushing him to. At least this way he could feel him deeper, whining against Wufei's ear. ]

.. You feel so fucking perfect, Wufei..

[chang_wufei]

[Whatever he'd planned to say was swallowed up by a moan barely muffled against Duo's shoulder. Next time, he'd have to let Duo gag him, just so he didn't have to waste so much attention on keeping quiet. And knowing Duo, there would be a next time.

Holding onto Duo tightly, Wufei used the little bit of leverage to push himself down firmly over the other man's cock. As it found his prostate, he ad to bite down on the cloth of Duo's uniform to keep back a cry.]

[braidedwonder]

Right there? [ Duo smirks, as he bites down on the fabric of his uniform, making sure to move just like that in order to drive Wufei a little more crazy, if he can. When they got home tonight he was going to make him scream to the heavens and that was already decided. Right about now, though, he just knew they were both going to have to come quickly.

So he moves, settling Wufei against the desk, hands behind Wufei's knees to hold him at a good angle, thrusting harder. ]

I'm gonna make you scream so loud when we get home.

[chang_wufei]

[Getting to a quick finish was not going to be difficult at all with the rate Duo was driving him mad. He squeezed his eyes shut, the harder thrusts blinding him with stars in front of them anyway. Wufei had to grit his teeth to keep himself silent as one last thrust tipped the balance, making the man clench down tightly around Duo's cock, climaxing between them with a gasp.]

[braidedwonder]

[ Duo bites back a groan as he continues to thrust in to Wufei's willing body, trying not to rock the desk or allow himself to moan too loudly. He's panting hard, when Wufei finally climaxes, whining as he feels the other's body lock down around him. It feels so damn good, to have Wufei like this, moaning in to his shoulder as he thrusts as deeply as humanly possible, stopping as he finally comes.

He pulls away from the Chinese pilot's shoulder to pant, hungry, wet kisses falling along the column of Wufei's neck. ]

You're so amazing, Wufei..