The Random Porn Scenario Meme

[treks]

The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to preferences as well.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.



Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Comments

Misc. 16--Sex club tiems?

[impala_is_my_baby]

Whoever had the brilliant plan to drag Dean to a sex club after a few drinks and then abandon him in favor of some boobs with blond hair was going to get killed later on. It wasn't his brother, he knew that much--maybe some guy he had been hanging out with earlier in the evening. Dean liked his sex as much as the next guy, but sex clubs hadn't ever really been his scene. Nope, he liked good old fashioned bars and strip clubs.

Which was why he was sitting alone at the bar, downing his fifth double whiskey and blearily looking around for the exit, eyes pausing occasionally on a particularly good looking person.


[[ooc: They can know each other or not, it's up to you!]]

Oh yes!

[tricky_angel]

[[I am so going with Gabriel being in chick form when they see one another. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nDGCOYW2gSA/T7H3CC38bYI/AAAAAAAAAdI/LoFnqgEO6g4/s1600/Hayden+Panettiere+Sexy+Posters.jpg This is female Gabe and yes that is exactly what she happens to be wearing LMAO]]

Gabriel moved through the club, giggling softly when someone smacked her ass before fluttering out of their grasp on her way to the bar. She ended up just a few seats down, glancing around as she ordered a drink before turning and spotting Dean.

Her eyes went huge as she grabbed the cotton candy flavored drink, slipping in and out of people before sliding up onto the stool next to him. She leaned in, mumbling. "Well hello there! You don't look like you're having much fun."

[[And yes. They know each other. Because it is amazing! When she shifts back he is gonna FREEAK][

[impala_is_my_baby]

Dean eyed the girl when she sat down next to him. Her outfit said innocent, flirty fun, but she was in this place, so he knew better than to be taken in by that fantasy.

Still, she was hot. Very hot. And it had been a while since he had had any.

So he put on his most charming smile, looking her up and down blatantly, approvingly.

"I wasn't until you showed up," he said honestly.


[[ooc: Because you're trying to give him a heart attack, apparently. ;) And I'm off to sleepylands--tag back in the morning!]]

[tricky_angel]

It took everything Gabriel had not to roll her eyes, but she just managed. She scooted her stool closer, sipping at her drink for a moment before raising an eyebrow.

"So I just lightened your mood, huh?" She brushed her fingers over his arm, leaning in against him and winking. "Don't really look much like you fit in here." She looked around them before suddenly her eyes caught something. She looked back at him quickly, giving him her best seductive smile.

"Mind if we get out of here?" She finished off her drink quickly, hoping she can get him out before a guy across the club started getting beaten up by a group of amazonian strength women...payback for the many women he'd hurt in the very same club.

[impala_is_my_baby]

Dean blinked at the sudden suggestion. Sure, warnings should be going off in his head--no matter how good he was, a woman saying they should go off together so quickly was usually a bad sign. Like prostitute or worse. But he was drunk enough (and horny enough) that he didn't care, and if she demanded payment, he would just skip the McLovin tonight and go home with a nice case of the blue balls.

Nodding, he downed the last of his drink, dropping some bills on the counter for the bartender.

"Sounds good to me," he said, "Dean, by the way." In case she cared.

[tricky_angel]

She looked towards the other side of the bar before sliding down and slipping her hand into his. "I'm Gabri....you can call me Gaby!" She called out over the music, bouncing around a bit and shaking her ass to give him something to focus on. She really needed to get him out of here.

Finally though she had him out of the club, smiling brightly up at him while her honey golden eyes flashed briefly in the dim light before she pulled him in close. "So where should we go, Deano?" She leaned into him now that they were outside, pressing her body against his.

[impala_is_my_baby]

He was moving easily with her, happily oblivious to any slips or coincidences, little Dean doing most of the thinking at the moment when she shook her ass like that.

Until the nickname came out. It was one that brought up not such great memories, and he frowned a little, despite the soft curves against his body. He shook it off, trying to relax his face. Most people got nervous when he frowned.

"I've got a room not far from here," he suggested, an arm wrapping around her waist. "Not too bad as far as digs go. And Dean's just fine, Gabby." He thought he had heard 'Gabby' in the club, so that was what he went with.

[tricky_angel]

"Sounds like a plan to me." She let her body press tightly against his, raising an eyebrow. "Lead the way, sug." She leaned up, sliding her fingers into his hair before pulling him down into a hard kiss.

"You don't like being called Deano? I think its kinda cute..." She bit her lip once she pulled away, sliding her hand down his chest slowly.

[impala_is_my_baby]

"Maybe for you, but I'm not a big fan," Dean said with a shrug, licking his lips absently after she kissed him. She was sweet. Literally sweet--must have been from that drink she had downed in the bar. He didn't really want to walk, but that was the only way they were going to get to the room soon. So, he kept his hand around her waist to hold her near and led her down the street.

"Usually I'd ask what brings you to a place like this, but that'd be kind of redundant, don't you think?"

[tricky_angel]

She wrapped her arm around him, giggling softly. "Alright I won't call you Deano." She leaned up, kissing his cheek as she walked with him. "I came here for a change of scenery actually. I've been before, but only a few other times and I generally leave alone. Too many assholes." She nudged her hip into the side of his leg.

"I'm guessing from the way you looked when I saw you...you got drug in by a friend?"

[impala_is_my_baby]

"Mm, bingo," Dean chuckled, grinning down at her, "Although I guess I should feel pretty lucky he did, now. Not to mention special that you picked me to leave with. How do you know I'm not an asshole?"

[tricky_angel]

"Lets just say I'm a real good judge of character. As soon as I saw you I just felt like I already knew you!" She winked up at him, sucking her lower lip into her mouth before wriggling against him.

[impala_is_my_baby]

"Well, flattery will get you everywhere," Dean smirked, winking right back at her, arm tightening around her waist a little when she wriggled. Blissful torture, that's what it was. He couldn't help leaning down and stealing a kiss. Maybe he could get used to the sweet flavor after all.

[tricky_angel]

Gabriel smirked back, arching her body up against his as he stole that kiss. She licked across his lower lip, moaning softly before dropping a hand between them and groping him through his jeans. "Think we need to hurry up and get back to your room before I find a dark alley to drag you into instead."

[impala_is_my_baby]

"Like a girl who isn't shy about what she wants," Dean chuckled, stifling his own moan when she groped him and he picked up his pace. It only took a couple of minutes before they reached the modest hotel he had checked into earlier. He guided her down the hall to his door, digging out the keys before unlocking it and dragging her in, immediately pulling her against his body for a hard kiss. Now they were there, he was all about throwing caution to the wind and having a damn good time.

[tricky_angel]

Oh Gabriel could definitely get behind that. She arched against him again, turning him and with surprising strength, shoving him against the closed door. She deepened the kiss, sucking on his tongue teasingly.

She pulled back long enough to look around, thankful that Sam was MIA apparently. Her lips moved from his down to his neck, biting and sucking lightly before she took a few steps back to pull her top off and toss it on the floor. Thank Dad she'd decided against wearing a bra...or panties.

[impala_is_my_baby]

Not only does Dean like a girl who's honest, he also likes a strong, dominant woman. Which this one clearly was, as he found his back hitting the door.

He watched her eagerly, just as thrilled to see that she was going commando. He ripped his own shirt off, throwing it away as he moved to close the distance between them again.

So, how should we broach the subject of who he really is? Maybe Gabe could mention Sammy?

[tricky_angel]

She laughed, holding her hand up to his chest, stopping him before backing up towards the bed. Once at the edge she turned her back to him, pushing her bottoms down her slim legs, bending low so he could get a good look at her before crawling up onto the bed.

"Come and get it, big boy!" She giggled, shaking her bare ass back at him before reaching between her legs with purpose, fingers teasing over her slit where he could watch.

That could work. :P Whatever creates the most trauma for Dean's brain, I think. >D

[impala_is_my_baby]

Dean licked his lips, frozen on the spot as he watched her touching herself, all of that goodness exposed to him.

He swallowed, shoving down his own jeans and shorts with much less grace, but not giving a damn as he kicked out of them and strode over to the bed, a hand reaching out to smooth over that pretty luscious ass.

"Oh, I plan to," he chuckled, pulling her fingers away from herself so he could replace them with his own, exploring the slick folds eagerly.

[tricky_angel]

Gabriel inhaled sharply, shuddering hard as she rocked her hips back against his fingers. She started panting, spreading her thighs further apart and brushing her fingers back through her long hair. She squirmed, whimpering and biting her lip before looking back over her shoulder at him.

"Think you need to fuck me now, Deano." She said, not thinking out her next words at all. "Don't want Sammy boy to come in during the good part, right?" She giggled until she realized what she'd said and looked at him, eyes big.

[impala_is_my_baby]

Dean froze again, this time for a completely different reason. He pulled his hand away, staring at her, all charm and pleasure gone. He stepped back, wishing his jeans weren't so far away--they still had his gun in them. Dammit, since when had he gotten so soft that he would let a weapon be no further than an arm's reach at all times?

"Who the hell are you?" he asked, voice low, dangerous.

[tricky_angel]

She whined, turning over and laying back on her elbows in a huff. "Not someone you can shoot. Or stab, or exorcise..." She made a face, rolling her eyes. "Not someone who is here to kill you either, Deano. I'm here to get laid. By you."

She pushed a hand through her long blond hair before a sucker appeared in her fingers. She popped it between her lips, swirling her tongue around it as she watched him carefully. "Don't you think if I intended to hurt you I would have done it the second your clothes were off? I wouldn't have let you bury those...really nice fingers inside me. So what does it matter who I am?"

[impala_is_my_baby]

Dean's glare didn't ease at all, especially with the realization of who this was. That only made it worse. He felt like a fool and idiot, which didn't help his mood. He stooped, grabbing the skimpy shorts she had shed and tossing them at her.

"Like hell I'm going anywhere near you," he growled, "Get out."

[tricky_angel]

"Fuck Dean come on!" She sighed, crossing her arms over her chest. "Let loose! Have a little fun...." She pushed herself up off the bed, tossing the shorts back on the floor before crowding him against the wall. She grasped his still hard cock, stroking twice slowly.

"No one has to know. I could keep this form...or go back to my own." Suddenly She became He as Gabriel shifted back to his original form, still grasping Dean between his hands. "Promise this stays just between us."

[impala_is_my_baby]

"Gabriel, I said..." Dean scowled, the fact that he wasn't going down at all not helping his bruised ego. "...Get. Out." It was even worse when he took on his male form.

He clenched his hands into fists at his sides, unable to push him away, no matter how much he wanted to punch the living daylights out of him.