The Random Porn Scenario Meme

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The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to preferences as well.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.



Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Comments

[impala_is_my_baby]

Dean's arms were still crossed over his chest, but he didn't look as pissed off as he did before.

"Here I thought you did that to mess with my head. As usual," he said, "Okay. So I'm a stubborn, hot ass. You could have tried telling me that up front."

[tricky_angel]

"Oh when have you ever known me to be that easy?" He smirked at his own comment. "Don't even say it." He pointed a finger at him, knowing Dean would try.

"I love messing with your head, Dean...not gonna lie about that, but for once I'm not messing with you. I genuinely like you."

[impala_is_my_baby]

Dean shrugged. The set up had been too easy, anyway.

His statement had Dean's eyebrows up, and now he looked almost confused. Despite all that crap about him not giving up, blah blah, he still couldn't understand why anyone would actually like him.

"Figures I'd attract you, of all people." He frowned, shifting a little, almost awkwardly. "Sam's not coming back. He's in Spartansburg chasing some rugaru."

[tricky_angel]

"Yeah thanks for that." He noticed the awkward shifting, taking a deep breath. "Yeah I'll.." He glanced at the door before shrugging a shoulder. "Maybe I should just go." He snorted, rolling his eyes. "Sorry you got stuck with an archangel liking you."

He turned, tugging the door open and heading outside, not bothering to wait for a response. Because yup, Gabriel was a dick and couldn't ever take a hint.

[impala_is_my_baby]

Dean let out an exasperated sigh and moved quickly to follow him, grabbing him by the back of his collar and dragging him back into the room.

"You idiot," he said. Just like all angels, he was pretty damn dense. Well, at least he didn't fly away, which he very well could have. He pushed him against the wall.

"Don't get me wrong, I'm still pissed at you," was all he said before claiming his mouth in a hard kiss. The sweetness from the lollipop is still there, and now he knew why he didn't mind it before.

[tricky_angel]

He had spluttered, letting Dean drag him back into the room. He started to say something when suddenly he found himself shoved up against the wall and Dean's mouth on his.

Oh...oh that was nice. He grabbed Dean's hips, jerking him hard against him, arching off the wall. He kissed back, sucking his lower lip into his mouth before biting down. He pulled away once Dean was breathless.

"Wow, Deano...didn't know you had it in you. By the way, you walked out in just your boxers."

[impala_is_my_baby]

Dean couldn't help a little groan when Gabe grabbed his hips and their bodies slotted together. Not that he was going to admit it, but Gabe was a good kisser. Probably millennia of experience speaking there.

"Since when've I ever been modest?" he asked, smirking back at him, "And you should know better than to underestimate me by now, Gabe. Or do you prefer Gaby?"

[tricky_angel]

"Do I look like I am wearing tits currently? Gabe or Gabriel like this, Gaby or Gabrielle like that. And believe me...you let this be a repeat performance and you'll learn both side of me." He pulled him down into another kiss before slipping out from against the wall.

"So should I strip again?" He winked, licking his lips before making the lollipop appear again. He popped it into his mouth, rolling it around and sucking on it hard.

[impala_is_my_baby]

"You're really going to have to impress me if you want a repeat performance," Dean informed him as he watched him move away. He smirked, tilting his head a little. "Do you really have to ask that, Gabe? Get naked or get lost, that's the way it is."

[tricky_angel]

Now that Dean knew who he was he didn't have to waste time stripping down. He snapped his fingers and suddenly they were both naked. His eyes shone in the dim hotel light before he laid back on the bed again, stretching out before grasping his cock and stroking.

"You really think I can't impress you, Deano? Get up here."

[impala_is_my_baby]

Dean paused to take a look at him--this time really taking a look, taking in the sight of a naked Gabe. Not half-bad at all. He smirked, walking over to the bed and crawling onto it alongside him, leaning down to brush his lips over Gabe's.

"Alright, wing boy, give it your best shot," he dared him, "No mojo allowed to boost your skill either."

[tricky_angel]

The sucker was pulled from his mouth and suddenly it disappeared. He pushed him down on his back, licking his lip and smiling before moving to straddle him. "Don't need any mojo, Dean." He bent down, kissing him deeply and slowly rolling his hips down against Dean's.

"Wait, can I use mojo to prep? Since that isn't actually boosting skills?"

[impala_is_my_baby]

Dean actually let out a laugh when he was rolled onto his back, his hands going to Gabe's hipbones as he rocked back up against him.

"Hmm, maybe I'll let it slide this one time. Since you're so clearly horny and want to get down to business right away," he said, pretending to think about it.

[tricky_angel]

He winked, shimmying down slowly so he could start kissing and nipping along his jaw and neck. "Just making sure. Not getting down to business just yet." His tongue traced a path downwards, circling each nipple, flicking until they were both hard before continuing downward.

He stopped once he was face to, well, crotch. A smirk lit his face before he engulfed Dean without warning, sucking firmly before bobbing his head.

[impala_is_my_baby]

"Fair enough," Dean chuckled, then the laugh turned into a low moan as he traveled down his body, especially when he paid attention to his nipples. Then he shouted when he was suddenly swallowed by the mouth that had been so recently sucking on a lollipop, and his hand found its way to the sandy hair, burying deeply into it.

"Fuck! Gabe...that's...shit, don't stop..."

[tricky_angel]

He chuckled, raising an eyebrow as he looked up at him. A hum sounded deep in his throat, rumbling up to make his mouth vibrate around the hunter's cock. He lifted his hand, fondling Dean's balls lightly as he pulled all the way back, curling his tongue around the tip before moving enough to speak.

"Just think if I did use a little magic to improve my skills. You'd probably pass out from the pleasure." He winked before going back to his task, licking and sucking all over his cock.

[impala_is_my_baby]

Dean snorted at that, although he was arching up into that far too talented mouth.

"Less bragging, more sucking," he muttered, fingers tightening in Gabe's hair as he resisted the urge to simply thrust away. Even if Gabe could handle it, it would finish things way too quickly then.

[tricky_angel]

He snorted, rolling his eyes playfully but continuing all the same. He actually swatted Dean's thigh gently, trying to encourage him to thrust but when he didn't he shrugged a shoulder, bobbing all the way down before swallowing around him.

[impala_is_my_baby]

Well, if he was going to take him in all the way like that, Dean's self-control was truly going to be tested. He bit his lip almost hard enough to draw blood, his free hand clutching at the sheets as he braced his feet against the bed, toes curling.

[tricky_angel]

He moaned, pulling back slowly again before releasing his cock with a wet pop. "Ready for something better?" His fingers brushed lightly over Dean's thighs before one hand grasped him, stroking slowly.

[impala_is_my_baby]

"Better than that?" Dean breathed, looking at him through heavy lidded eyes as his hips rolled with the slow strokes. "You can sure as hell try."

[tricky_angel]

He crawled up over Dean, straddling him before snapping his fingers. Suddenly his hand was coated with lube and he stroked Dean again, slicking him up before moving just a bit more and sinking down onto him without hesitation. He'd barely done more that lube himself up, not bothering to prep because, well its not like pain really got to him.

[impala_is_my_baby]

Dean let out a shout when he was suddenly engulfed in what had to be the tightest heat he'd ever experienced in his life. No prep other than lube meant he was incredibly tight. The hunter's head fell back against the pillow as his hands flew to his hips, gripping at him hard enough to bruise the pale skin there.

"Oh holy fuck!"

[tricky_angel]

He'd let his head drop backwards, sucking in air as he shuddered hard. Gabriel was panting softly, letting out little moans and gasps every few moments as he let his hands rest on the hunter's chest. "H-how's that for trying, huh Deano?"

He gave a little half smirk before slowly rolling his hips and whining softly, bending to press their lips together hard.

[impala_is_my_baby]

"Pretty damn good," Dean groaned, eyes nearly crossing when he moved. He leaned up eagerly into the kiss, biting at Gabriel's lips before thrusting his tongue into his mouth.