The Random Porn Scenario Meme

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The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to preferences as well.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.



Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Comments

[tricky_angel]

He slipped out and dropped down next to Dean, legs draped across him as he smiled. "Good, huh?" He winked before wrapping an arm around the hunter, brushing fingers over his side.

[impala_is_my_baby]

Dean's response was a moan, skin jumping a little at the fingers on his side.

"No," he muttered after a moment, "Try, really freaking good, Gabe. You're never going to let me live this down, are you?"

[tricky_angel]

"Mmm only really freaking good? Damn I'll have to try to make it really fucking amazing, but nope. Never letting you live it down." He snickered before kissing him and winking. "Course that means I'll just be around more often."

[impala_is_my_baby]

"Really?" Dean couldn't help a little groan, covering his face with a hand. "Oh god, trying to explain this one to Sam. Yeah, we've got another angel in our merry little band. Because...he screws like a champ, that's why. Yep, Sammy's going to love that."

I'm killing myself here. Laughing so very hard.

[tricky_angel]

"I'll smooth things over with Sammy. Maybe play cupid with him and Cas...or Balthazar." Yes Gabriel is being that much of an ass. "I'll figure something out."

Poor Sam.

[impala_is_my_baby]

Dean peeked out at him from behind a couple of fingers, scowling.

"As much as Sam needs help getting laid, not those two. Cas wouldn't know what to do and Balthazar would totally ruin him."

Is it sad that I actually play Sam with Bal mun?

[tricky_angel]

Gabriel rolled his eyes. "Oh come ON! He could show Castiel the ropes. And how do you think Balthazar would ruin him? Balthazar isn't a bad guy. You two just got off on a the wrong foot. Kinda like you and me?"

And I may just have stalked some of those threads...*cough*

[impala_is_my_baby]

Dean shook his head.

"Nope, not Cas," he said firmly, and any argument to the contrary was going to be stonewalled stubbornly. "And Balthazar might not be a bad guy, but he's worse than me when it comes to perversions. What kind of big brother would I be to allow Sam to get exposed to that kind of mind, huh?"

XD You have truly made my night. Truly.

[tricky_angel]

"Okay okay, no to Cassie." He shifted, pushing himself up and staring down at Dean with a raised eyebrow. "I'll have you know that Balthazar learned a lot of his behaviors and his hedonistic attitude from me. You got a problem with me, Winchester?" He tapped a finger against Dean's chest.

"Its not like he's going to get Sam to start screwing animals or anything. And that whole orgy scene? I'm sure I could talk Balthy into behaving for Sammy."

Most excellent~ This has to happen now, by the way ;)

[impala_is_my_baby]

"Hey, I can handle you," Dean said, raising his eyebrows right back at him, "But Sammy...he's like a delicate little flower. If your brother doesn't behave, I'm going to have to run him through with his own sword. You really want to risk that, Gabe?"

Specify, woman! What has to happen!? LMAO

[tricky_angel]

"You just wish you could handle me, Deano." His eyebrows wagged suggestively before capturing his lips in demanding kiss that left Dean breathless. When he pulled back he rolled his eyes.

"Okay Sam is no delicate flower. When I cloned Bobby at that stupid mystery spot? He stabbed him. I think Sammy can handle Bal just fine. But I will still tell him to behave." He growled before kissing him again.

Gabe playing cupid to Bal and Sam and Dean horrified by the whole thing.

[impala_is_my_baby]

Dean licked his lips absently after the first kiss, the intensity proving to be enough to prevent smartass remarks. At least temporarily.

"I know he's tough, but that doesn't mean I can't look out for him when it comes to unscrupulous angels and their horny brothers," he pointed out before he was being kissed again, and one of his hands came up to tangle in his hair.

Oh. Yes of couse. After we've wrapped some of our other tags up...could always talk to Bal mun...

[tricky_angel]

"Unscrupulous? I'm hurt, Dean." Gabriel pouted at him softly, batting his honey eyes at him. "I can make Balthy stay on his best behavior. Plus what happens if Sammy actually likes it? Come on, Deano...please?"

He wriggled up against him, tracing patterns over his skin with his finger tips as they kissed again, moaning softly.

Awwweeesooome that would be fun times, I believe. :D

[impala_is_my_baby]

"No, you're the horny one," Dean chuckled, "He's the unscrupulous one, what with his selling of Heaven's greatest nukes."

He frowned at the pout, not buying into the innocent act for a second.

"If I say no, would you actually listen?"

Awww Poor Gabe. He's so pouty now.

[tricky_angel]

"He sold one. Actually, no, he sold a piece of one. Then he gave the rest to Castiel if I recall. And he helped Cas." He dropped the pout, glaring. "Much as I'm loathe to admit it Cas and Balthazar happen to be my two favorite little brothers because they're both made of awesome."

He sighed, laying his head down on his chest. "You should give him a chance, but fine. I won't try to set him up with Sam. Man I'm glad I'm not after Sam. You'd probably find something wrong with me too, then."

Oh sulky sulky Gabe, Dean can get you to turn that frown upside down.

[impala_is_my_baby]

"Yep, to a kid. Who used it to kill three adult men. True the men were douches, but still. He was treating it like Halloween and the weapons were Kit Kats. Seriously, man," Dean shook his head, "It's only because he was willing to help us out...and Cas that I might even sort of consider it. But I'm not my brother's pimp, so whatever he chooses to do with whoever isn't up to me."

He paused, a grin spreading over his face.

"Are you kidding? He wouldn't give you a chance, nevermind me. Probably keep seeing my dead face whenever he looked at you. Trust me, nothing cuts back on the romance like dead siblings."

There are plenty of ways to do that, Deano. Just gotta find the right one for the job!

[tricky_angel]

"Yes and that was wrong of him. I'm not going to deny that, but at least he didn't give the piece to some serial killer or anything. Or give anything else from the arsenal to someone who would go on a mega crime spree." He sighed a bit, wishing he really knew how to explain Balthazar. "After everything Heaven has pulled, all the shit the angels did to you guys, to Cas...Balthazar can be a little messed up but I really can't blame him. I've done a million times worse than anything he is capable of."

And Gabriel meant that. Sure he'd killed Dean a few hundred times and put him and Sam through a bunch of crap...but they would never know some of the things he'd done, the monster he still sometimes felt like he was.

"I'd like to see if there could be something there. Balthazar likes Sam. Not in a 'I want to get in his pants' kinda way either. He's fond of him. Both our brothers deserve to be happy."

[impala_is_my_baby]

Dean let out a heavy sigh.

"I'm not going to play Matchmaker with my brother," he muttered, "No mojo allowed. If you're going to try to go Fiddler on the Roof with them, let it happen naturally. Deal?"

[tricky_angel]

"I had no intention of using mojo, thank you very much." He made a face. "Balthazar would know in an instant and he'd be pissed that I tried. No I'm just gonna talk to Sammy and then talk to Balthy. And maybe convince them to give each other a chance!"

He smiled brightly before shifting, looking down at him and kissing him. "You do realize you aren't getting rid of me now...right?"

[impala_is_my_baby]

"Geez, you're just a sucker for romance, aren't you?" Dean snorted. "Who'd have thought?"

He blinked then let out a helpless groan.

"Crap. Knew I shouldn't have done so good in the sack."

But he was grinning, so clearly it wasn't the worse thing in the world. Getting saddled with Gabe, that was.

[tricky_angel]

"Shut up asshole." He mumbled, giving him a light punch on the hip. "You want to get rid of me?" He glared down at Dean, shaking his head before dropping himself next to Dean on and bed and laying on his back. He was pointedly not touching Dean in any way.

[impala_is_my_baby]

"Oh dear lord, don't pout," Dean said, pushing himself up on his elbows to look down at him. "You look terrible when you pout. Learn to take a joke once in a while--seriously, for someone who thrives on tricks, you'd think you'd be better at that."

Of course that didn't stop him from reaching out to trail a hand down the center of his chest.

[tricky_angel]

Gabriel's face cracked in a wicked grin, tugging Dean down over him and kissing him hard. "You really think I took that seriously? If you didn't want me here you'd have been kicking me out of bed already, not cuddling."

[impala_is_my_baby]

"Oh cute, Gabe," Dean muttered against his lips, "And this isn't cuddling, dammit. It's post-coital hanging out. Obviously."

[tricky_angel]

"Hush you love it." He bit at his bottom lip. "And no, post-coital hanging out would be kicking back a few beers and watching some action movie with lots of explosions or something equally manly."

He raised an eyebrow. "Not that I'm complaining. I fucking love cuddling. Best shit in the world. Besides pie and sex."