The Random Porn Scenario Meme

[treks]

The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to preferences as well.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.



Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Comments

[tricky_angel]

Gaby's breathing hitched when his fingers sunk into her, dropping her head back against the pillows and moaning softly, the sound sweet and breathy. "Oh, Dean..." She sighed, shuddering.

"You think I'd make a body that didn't feel awesome?" She asked, exposing more of her throat to him as she rocked against his fingers. "I taste good too." She giggled, winking when she caught his eyes.

[impala_is_my_baby]

"I'll be the judge of that," Dean said, winking right back at her, then ducking his head to kiss a trail down her throat. He was planning on getting more than just moans from her, and to start on that path his fingers crooked to rub against her front wall as he mouthed over the swell of a breast.

[tricky_angel]

At the crook of his fingers she cried out, hips jerking up slightly as her nails dig into his skin. "Fuck yes, right there!" She licked her lips, eyes falling shut as her legs spread wider.

"More Dean...please." She pleaded softly, back arching to press her breast against his mouth, causing both of them to sway slightly.

[impala_is_my_baby]

Dean hummed against her breast, lips seeking out one pert nipple and sucking on it hard at the same time his fingers pumped into her, stroking the spot that had gotten that oh so positive result.

[tricky_angel]

Well if he was so intent on focusing on that one spot so she'd make noises then she would keep making them!

With each pump and stroke he gained another cry from her, head thrown back as she gripped at his shoulders firmly. "Oh ohohoh don't you dare fucking stop, Dean! I'll blast you into next year!"

She whimpered, squirming beneath him wildly, hips bucking into his touch.

[impala_is_my_baby]

Oh, and Dean wasn't planning on stopping anytime soon. He bit at her nipple lightly, tugging the taut skin with his teeth, letting out a happy hum as his hand continued to work her...far too expertly than should be legal for a man. But that was one of the perks of being a womanizer.

[tricky_angel]

Gaby keened, looking down at him before pushing at his shoulders. She wanted more than just his fingers. She knew how talented his mouth was and she wanted to see if it was just as good in this form.

"Fuck c'mon Deano...show me...oh christ, show me what you got, yeah?"

[impala_is_my_baby]

"That's what I'm doing," Dean muttered as he released her nipple with a little pop, but he moved when she pushed his shoulders, going down her stomach, leaving little kisses as he went. When he made it to where his fingers disappeared between her legs, he paused to bury his face against her, breathing in deep. She certainly smelled good, but now to see if she tasted as good as she smelled.

Keeping his fingers inside her, his tongue lapped out at the crest where he could feel the bump of her clit.

[tricky_angel]

Gaby loved that she had control over this form. She knew she tasted good, tasted sweet like cherry pie (yes Dean she did know that you had a weakness) and vanilla ice cream. When she'd shifted back into this form she'd done it just to appeal to Dean, subtle changes having taken place. Nothing Dean really would have noticed, but she was just that good.

When his tongue lapped over her clit she cried out his name, fingers sliding into his hair as she hooked a leg over his shoulder. "Fuck yes..."

[impala_is_my_baby]

He was going to have to ask her later on if she did that on purpose. But for now, he was going to enjoy the flavor, sucking and licking at her clit as his fingers rubbed, pumped, and did every trick he knew to get her to come, and come hard.

[tricky_angel]

Well he was definitely going to get his wish. Her heel dug into his back after another few moments, a scream ripping from her chest as she came. She did her best not to buck her hips, not wanting to hurt him if she did.

[impala_is_my_baby]

Pleased with himself and her reaction, Dean kept at her, drawing her through the orgasm as wetness flooded over his chin, her muscles clenching around his fingers. He kept working her, wanting to get another one from her--that was a plus about being with women. Multiple orgasms, baby.

Now his mouth made its way to her entrance, tongue out slurping and lapping up juices eagerly.

[tricky_angel]

Her cry turned into breathy little moans and whimpers, shaking beneath him. "Oh fuck, Dean...yeah baby...just like that." She panted out, hands sliding over her breasts to pinch and tease at her nipples.

[impala_is_my_baby]

At least Gaby was just about as shy as Gabe, meaning not at all, so she could tell him what she wanted. He moaned against her, fingers twisting inside her before pulling free so he could stab his tongue forward, eyes flicking up to watch her reactions.

[tricky_angel]

Gabe didn't bring Gaby out to play often. Especially not when it came to sex so Gaby was a sensitive one and everything he was doing to her had her writhing on the bed wildly. If he kept this up she'd be coming again in just a few moments.

"Pinch my clit, Dean. Please? Christ keep doing that with your tongue! I'm...gonna fucking come again..oh sweet...ah!" She was even more vocal than Gabe.

[impala_is_my_baby]

Dean did as she asked, pinching her between his forefinger and thumb before he ran the pad of his thumb over it roughly. His tongue thrust into her deeper, as far as he could reach, pressing it up against her wall again.

[tricky_angel]

She cried out as she came again, dropping her head back against the pillows and letting her eyes roll back in her head. "Okay...okay get your ass up here damn it." She licked her lips, lifting her head to look back down at him.

[impala_is_my_baby]

Dean lifted his head somewhat reluctantly, not wanting to pull away from the delicious wetness of her quite yet. He licked his own lips clean before crawling up along her body again, sealing their mouths together again as didn't hesitate to slide into her. Her previous orgasms made it an easy motion, she was dripping by now, and he let out a low groan against her lips as she engulfed him.

Its set up! Just check his journal now. XD

[tricky_angel]

Gaby moaned as she tasted herself on his lips, throwing her arms around him. She hadn't expected him to just sink into her, but damn it felt amazing. Her legs hooked over his hips, heels digging into his ass as she whined into the kiss, nails dragging down his back and leaving little welts in their wake.

[impala_is_my_baby]

Dean grunted at the raking nails against his skin, but her legs hooking around him like that made it possible to push even deeper into her. He rolled his hips, immediately moving as he thrust his tongue into her mouth.

[tricky_angel]

She sucked on his tongue, rocking her hips up against his while shuddering. The sounds she was making were nothing less than pornographic, letting Dean know that he was doing everything right and damn it was good.

[impala_is_my_baby]

Pornographic noises were good by him. His hands made their way to her hips, pulling her up tight against him as he thrust deep inside her, then ground, his own hips swiveling.

[tricky_angel]

Gaby pulled back, staring up at him before latching onto his throat and sucking hard. "Fuck, Dean...you feel so damn amazing." She mumbled against his skin, whimpering as she ground down.

[impala_is_my_baby]

Dean's neck arched under her mouth, then he was rolling them so she riding him. He grinned up at her, giving her ass a light smack.

"Ride 'em, cowgirl."

[tricky_angel]

Gaby yelped when they rolled before pressing her hands against Dean's chest. The smack had her giggling and raising an eyebrow before bending and kissing him quickly.

"You sure you can handle this cowgirl, Deano?" She smirked, lips puffing out slightly as she rolled her hips oh so slowly. Then suddenly her body tightened around him, almost virginally tight. "Be careful what you wish for, by the way."