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The Random Porn Scenario Meme

The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to preferences as well.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.

Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

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[ Julio had intended their little 'tape' for use whenever they were apart - whether it be because Shatterstar was off in another dimension or he was off on a mission without Star.. anything like that. Or in the off event that something happened to either of them, but at the moment Julio wasn't particularly thinking of death as a justification for their little 'movie' together.

Rictor bites his lip as 'Star moves on to the bed, trying to find some reassurance in the fact that they'd be the only ones that would see this. That meant he didn't have to show off, that they could just... do what they did, live in the moment, and have it on tape if they wanted to relive it. The mutant gives a small smile in return, seeming to loosen up as the alien lies close. ]

'm trying.. [ He murmurs, before leaning in to kiss the redhead, hoping that getting things 'started' so to speak would take his mind off the rolling video camera on the tripod not too far away. ]

It is only a video. I will probably use it to masturbate to later.

[ That wasn't exactly words of encouragement, but he was always honest and had a habit of saying things that were on the top of his head. It was the truth, but perhaps he should have kept his mouth quiet.

But, any thought of that was melted away by the kiss. His fingers moved quickly to tangle into Rictor's hair. It was one of his secret loves, that he didn't make so secret. Secrets were for people who did not honor the truth or had something to hide.

He pulled away from the kiss, his hand traveling down Rictor's chest, fingers idly playing with the waist band of the other man's pants. Part of him wanted to rush it, get to the main part, but that would leave him with less to watch later. ]

Why use the video when I'm here.. ? [ Julio jokes, trying to relieve his own nervousness at the video that they were making. Maybe they'd find themselves re-watching together - getting off on what they'd made together or something. That.. might actually be pretty fun.

The earth shaker slides his fingers up Shatterstar's side, hoping that his nervousness doesn't start the whle building shaking - or his whole body before that's a useful loss of control. He has no idea how to begin this either, but... eventually he just places a hand on Shatterstar's chest, pushing him to lay back. It's a better angle for the camera, that way, as Julio kisses along the alien's jaw, and neck, and sinks lower. ]

Lay back 'Star..

Julio?

[ He questions but easily complies to the request. When it came to the other man, he was willing to do most anything that asked of him. He knew that he would never be steered wrong, and even if something came up that was unexpected or unattended, he knew that it wouldn't be out a malice.

His eyes drifted to the camera for a split second before moving back to Julio. He shifted slightly so that he could lace his hands behind his head. His fingers flexed a bit as he resisted the urge to run his hair through his partner's hair. But, he figured that letting Julio take the lead would put his mind at ease about the whole recording aspect of what they were doing. ]

Shh.. [ Julio reassures his partner, smiling gently. If he was in control, there was no way he'd have time to sit back and get too anxious about this video, about being with him. With that in mind, Julio sinks down Shatterstar's body, kissing down his chest, mouth eventually reaching a nipple, his hand finding the other to pinch and roll as he licked and nipped on the opposite side of his chest.

He switched, after a few moments, fingers sliding down Shatterstar's side, past his pant's waistband, and back again, clearly teasing.

Julio Richter might be anxiety prone - but he was confident enough in his ability to turn Shatterstar on and play with his senses. They'd done this who knew how many times before, anyway. ]

You're.. [ He gasps as Julio's teases one of his nipples, his body reacting nearly immediately to the stimulus. Most men would be embarrassed at getting aroused so quickly, but Shatterstar felt it was just another part of how is body worked.

He shifted a bit when he felt the hands moving down his side and right past where he wanted them the most. ]

..teasing me, Julio.

[ Not that he really minded, but every lick and bite was going straight to his groin, and he could already feel himself pushing up against the fabric of his pants. The camera was officially forgotten, along with keeping his hands to himself. He moved them quickly to Julio's shoulders, hoping to at least urge him in the direction that he needed. ]

Mmn.. am I not supposed to? [ Julio smirks up at the other mutant, raising up and licking his lips, clearly defiant of going where Shatterstar wants him to. He's still slightly aware of where the camera is, but it's easier to focus on Shatterstar when he's clearly already getting hard in his pants. Instead, his hand will move down to gently knead and play through Shatterstar's pants, moving up to kiss the alien again.

He's intent to tease - to work his partner up and make sure that Shatterstar is good and ready for him. ]

I did not say that…

[His warrior instinct always wanted him to take control of situations, and it was something he fought against especially when it came to sexual encounters. His body and mind ached to be in control, bit at the same time it was getting easier to simply let go (especially when it came to Julio). There was an amount of trust that had always been strong, but after his return, it had grown tenfold.

When Julio’s hand finally came in contact with what Shatterstar was craving, a hand drifted down quickly to cover the hand and keep it going through the motions that were already started. His legs spread a bit more, one of his legs moving to hook around his lover’s waist, like hell was he going to let him go anywhere. ]

I thought not.. [ Julio chuckles lightly as Shatterstar attempts to wrap his legs around him and keep him in place, looking up at his lover through his lashes. The earth shaker snickers lightly, allowing a soft tremor to go through his body - specifically through his hand - vibrating lightly right where Shatterstar wants it.

For now he's quite content to tease and play, leaning in to kiss his lover on the lips, a heavy and needy force. He could feel himself beginning to experience the effects of his own teasing to the alien, the pressure against the front of his pants growing. ]

'Star..

Julio..? [ Their sex life was fine before Rictor got his powers back, but when he did... things were taken to a whole different level. He was never sure how to explain it, but everytime it happened he simply went along for the ride.

His fingers moved to the back of Julio's head pulling him back in for another kiss. His own need wasn't only evident below his waist, every kissed pushed him forward pulling low moans from him, toes slightly curling. ]

What do you need Julio? [ He finally asked his voice low and full of lust. The camera was completely forgotten, the only thing in the room in his mind was himself and his lover. ]

[ Julio was, quite simply, more confident with his powers back. Not being able to feel the Earth - to shake it under his hands in the ways that he had, was a lot like losing a limb, and it had crippled his ability to do even every day things, sometimes, as his depression had spiraled in to a brand new beast and problem that just about everyone would have dealt with for the foreseeable future had the Scarlet Witch been unable to bring his powers back. ]

I want us both naked.. [ At least he was assertive enough, in the moment, to say what he wanted. ] .. And you between my legs..

You will need to be on your back, Julio...

[ Even if the Scarlet Witch would have not given Rictor back his powers, Shatterstar would have been by his side until the very end. He hadn't cared about the powers then, and he wouldn't have in the future.

But, what was at hand was getting his pants off, which was a bit of an issue with how close they were. Still. he managed to shift a bit so that he could reach for the clasp of his pants and flip it open.

His mind shifted back immediately to what Julio had just asked him. The reality was simple, there was nothing else that he wanted to do more than please his other half.]

That's doable... [ Julio rolls on to his side, and then his back, smirking over at Shatetrstar as he flips open the clasp of his pants, already reaching to unbutton and zip his jeans. The relief he feels even from just that is clear as he sighs, moving to help Shatterstar pull off his pants, if the alien wants him to. ]

[ He had many ways to get out of his pants, he wouldn't explain them or how he knew them, but either way it was part of being able to think quickly on your feet. If someone was fighting dirty, you had to know ways to slip out of their grasp.

As soon as his pants were gone, and Rictor was out of his , he was immediately on the other man, mouth moving quickly and deftly to his stomach, lips covering the skin there with kisses and quick nips. He was usually the type of guy who would just go by feelings and emotion, but a part of him wanted something different. ]

Tell me what you want me to do, Julio...

[ Julio moans, softly, as Shatterstar moves in to attack his stomach, muscles jumping slightly at the contact. The camera is forgotten, at this point, his pulse was raging and he felt hot enough to want to be even more naked, had that been possible, hopelessly turned on by the Mojoworlder's presence. At least they'd managed to distract him from the camera pretty easily, which would make this entire thing a lot easier. ]

What I want you to do? [ Rictor licks his lips, pressing his hips up toward his lover. ]

I want your mouth over me, for one, I think.. From there we can play it by ear..

You have my ear, Julio.

[ It was rare that he took things down this route, but it was simply another faucet of their relationship, one that he didn't mind all that much to begin with. Julio was important to him, he was his guide and there was no reason for that not to cross over into their sex life. ]

Over you where? [ He was pushing it, he knew it, but something about hearing Julio talk about what he wanted him to do... it was turning him on. A good warrior not only could lead, but they followed orders just as well. Still, he moved in running his tongue slowing over Rictor's hip before trailing inward... ]

Star.. [ Julio groans, knowing what his partner wants, and purposefully being obtuse about it. He liked playing at what he wanted, being indirect and seeing if the alien still understood and still know what to do, what he wanted. At this point, they could experiment pretty comfortably together, and that made it all the more fun. ]

I want you to suck my dick, Star.. [ There, nice and direct. ] I can do the same for you, at the same time, if you want..

[ He made a little noise in his throat, somewhere between a growl and a moan, before he slid a bit lower down Julio's body, hands moving to wrap slowly around Julio, hand moving slowly upwards. This really wasn't about him at the moment, he was more interested in what Rictor wanted.

Moving his hand back downward, Shatterstar moved in and brought his mouth down onto Julio. It wasn't something he did too often, not because he didn't like it or anything like that. he just really preferred other things. He was a warrior and tended to be more interested in other parts of the body.

Still, Julio wanted him to do it and he was perfectly content in doing so. He pulled back up slowly before moving down again, Julio's mention of returning the favor lost in his own concentration. HE wanted to make sure he was doing it right. ]

Fuck - Star.. [ The fact that this was so rare made it all the better, a low groan leaving Rictor's mouth as he felt Shatterstar's mouth around him. The fact that the alien did as he asked - even though this typically wasn't his 'thing' - was even sexier than he could have imagined. The mutant's fingers wove in to Shatterstar's bright hair, even if it was short, giving him a little approving tug.

Julio's free hand rested above his head, twisted in to a pillow, Julio's face pressed in to his upper arm muscles, where he could better muffle himself.

... He didn't want to know how Shatterstar was doing this so well, considering, but at the moment he couldn't be happier. ]

Star - just like that..

[ He tended to study anything and everything that he could in order to gain skills he might need in the future. Luckily, this was really just from watching movies and Julio himself. There was no exploring the world when it came to this, it was something that was for his partner only.

Shifting a bit, he placed a hand onto Rictor's hip, fingers massaging into the muscles there as he continued to slowly move his head up and down. Rictor's words of encouragement only urging him forward, his pace starting to quicken ]

[ Julio moans, giving Shatterstar's hair a little tug. It feels damn good to have that mouth moving over him, and he won't deny it, groaning as his hips press up, further in to Star's mouth in rhythm with Shatterstar's pace. This would make good footage, that much he was sure of, biting his lip as he leans back, moaning once again.

A bit of unexpected foreplay never hurt, did it? ]

Uh... 'Star.. yes... [ Julio moans the affirmative word in Cadre, sighing. ] I want you inside me, Star. Soon..

[ He pulled away slowly from Julio, he was following his orders until the very end. He took a moment to glance back at the camera before leaning back onto his haunches stretching his shoulders just a bit.

His gaze turned back to Julion, a questioning look on his face. There was no doubt that he was going to give his partner exactly what he wanted, but he was simply cautious on exactly how it was going to happen ( at least, position wise ).

The camera was there, and he wondered if Julio would want to be seen fully in the camera or not. Slowly, he was starting to realize how complicated the simple device was making things. ]

Which way would you like to face, Julio. [ It was better that he just asked instead of moving on his own. ] Tell me how you would like me to do it.

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[ Julio watches his partner through lidded eyes, trying to keep his mind off of the camera just off to the side. In order to make sure it doesn't happen, he quickly leans up to kiss Shatterstar, occupying his mind with what his mouth is on instead. He thinks it over, slowly kissing the alien and making sure that he was good and ready for this, hard and needy.

Though of course that could all change rather quickly if he thought too much about the camera or where it was. Considering this was only for the two of them... he wouldn't mind if he was shown.

Once he's gotten his fill of kissing, Julio turns, at first positioned on his knees, before he leans forward, bracing himself with one arm, knees spreading wider for balance as he turns to look at him, clearly needy for Shatterstar to be inside of him as soon as possible. ]

Like this, Star.

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