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bakerstreet2013-05-21 09:18 am
treks) wrote in bakerstreet2013-05-21 09:18 am
The Random Porn Scenario Meme
The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0
The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.
Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.
Please listen to preferences as well.
Thank you.
Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.
Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
Regular 4 with a bit of Hardcore 12? ... maybe a dash of 13 too. Y/Y?
Mmm... I believe this calls for an evening in, do you not agree?
FY
[His small consort's crown tumbles off of his head once he's essentially toppled onto the bed. It had been an exhausting and stressful day, filled with stubborn dwarves who couldn't agree on anything. Bilbo's diplomatic skills could only go so far.
Bilbo leans up to kiss Thorin as hard as he can, taking his sweet time in plundering his mouth.]
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You were perfect today.
[Thorin compliments him, lips pressing to the center of Bilbo's chest as hands tug down trousers and toss them from the bed. While Bilbo was his consort, he requested to dress nicely, yet practically, so his things are easy to get off, which works out nicely for Thorin. He'll trail his lips down, kissing, tongue lapping into the hobbit's navel.]
I wish to repay you for your work...
[The warm wetness of his tongue will lap over the head of the halfling's soft arousal, though he'll soon fix that.]
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His hands tug at Thorin's heavy layers. Bilbo wants to feel his skin, wants to see the muscles rippling beneath skin.]
Off, off, get those off of you...oh!
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Not yet, Bilbo, you can have your king naked in a moment, for now he would make the halfling squirm and beg so prettily.]
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[He knows exactly what Thorin is doing. Oh, the dwarf absolutely loves to tease him, and he can't help but be driven crazy every time.
Thorin's mouth is like a furnace, his hips twitching and his body trembling.]
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Help me undress my needy one.
[Thorin will start himself, pulling off rings and his fancy clothes. He'll be sure to steal some kisses here and there of course, more than happy to show his affections for the hobbit.]
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[He's a bossy needy hobbit, okay. Bilbo tugs more clothing off of Thorin, practiced by now. Right now, he's just desperate to have more of him.]
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[Thorin asks, trying to sound serious, but he can't keep the slight teasing lilt from his voice. He's mostly divested of everything but his pants and crown now. Though he plucks the crown off next, moving to set it aside on the stand beside the bed, all the while taking something from one of the drawers. He keeps it in the palm of one of his hands, fingers curled about it as he pushes the hobbit back down onto his back.]
Such behavior is not fitting for someone under a king. [Get it? 'Under' a king-- haha okay not that funny. Still, Thorin will lean down to kiss Bilbo hotly, tongue delving into his mouth as he clasps something around the base of the hobbit's arousal. Once it's nicely on there and snug as a bug, he'll sit back, admiring it. A nice golden ring with small runes around it snugly encircles the base of Bilbo's cock, he'd had it made just to use on his bossy little hobbit of course.]
Now I shall have to discipline you.
[And by discipline he meant take the halfling's arousal back into his mouth, bobbing his head as he hummed around the hard length. He would pleasure him till he wanted release and yet he would not be able to attain it, not until Thorin saw fit to let him have it.]
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He's going to kill him.
Bilbo lets out something between a curse and a whimper, hips thrusting up into Thorin's mouth. He digs his fingers into his hair, tugging at it.]
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Wanted those toes of his to curl and for Bilbo to pant and sob with need. Thick fingers will fondle the sacks below his cock, adding more stimulation as he ponders going even lower, but perhaps he'll save that for a bit later.
Thorin doesn't mind if Bilbo rocks his hips up into his mouth either, in fact he'd rather like for the halfling to properly use his mouth if he wished. He'd be the only one to ever have the king of Erebor used like this, an honor to be sure!]
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Bilbo gasps, head slamming back against the pillow. He needs so much more, and he knows he wouldn't last much longer if it weren't for this damn ring around his cock.
Thorin's planned well. Bilbo loves and hates him for it.]
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Speaking of lips, Thorin's are getting a bit red from his 'work'. A tongue licks over them as he settles back on his knees.]
How to proceed now with you like this, my hobbit.
[He ponders out loud, hands rubbing over bare thighs.]
Mm... perhaps I should take you over my knee, what would you think of that?
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[He shivers again, looking down and giving Thorin a good look over. The king's flushed face, his red lips... And he's the cause of it. He's the stem of a king's arousal and care and more that he can't even admit to right now.
How did he ever get into this?
How is he so lucky?]
Oh, you--I--have me any way you want, any way you can, you--I---
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On your knees.
[Ass up, Bilbo, you're going to get it right here. He'll have you over his knee another time.]
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Well. Most of him. The rest is hard as a rock.
Bilbo can only give a brief nod before turning over and getting on his hands and knees. While submissive was never a word he applied to himself in the past, he's quite happy to be in this position underneath Thorin. After all, when it comes down to it, even underneath him--he ends up in control as much as Thorin.]
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What you do to me...
[He'll murmur, his other hand coming to slide down Bilbo's back, massaging the back of his neck before fingers slide into the halfling's hair. Pushing Bilbo's head down, not to suffocate him mind you, he'll let up once Bilbo seems to get the idea that he wants him this way. That hand now free, he'll rub it over one plump cheek of his arse, squeezing ever so.]
Do you know how distracting you are when you are by my side? [When Thorin is trying to be kingly and proper, having the hobbit with him can be such a distraction, especially if he has to stand in front of Thorin for any amount of time, with his arse in full view. He'd had an outfit made for him that covered it for the most part, just to keep him from staring.]
Terrible hobbit, you flaunt it just to get my attention...
[And his hand lifts away, coming back down a few seconds later as a slap. It's a gentle one for now, barely a sting to the halfling's bottom.]
I would have you over my knee in front of them all if it were proper.
[Another draw back of his hand and he'll bring it down once more, this time harder.]
You would like that, would you not? For me to show them all what you are to me?
[He rubs over the slowly reddening spot on Bilbo's cheek and then gives another spank, waiting for an answer.]
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[The feel of Thorin's hand descending upon him several times is enough to make him cry out with each hit. Right now, he's just ready for more. He always is.]
I...am yours..
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Warming it a little between his fingers, the dwarf king will use one hand to spread the halfling as his slicked fingers rub between abused cheeks. Well, one abused cheek at least. Two thick fingers will press against the ring of muscle he finds, rubbing a slow and teasing circle.]
You are mine and I shall make sure you never forget, my hobbit.
[Thorin sounds warm, affectionate as he speaks, though his fingers are wicked, one pressing into the halfling's entrance with a slow thrust. His other hand will remember Bilbo's poor cock which is still bound, hanging under him and so very hard. So very wanting. There is precum beading as best it can at the head and his thumb will smear it around the purpled flesh, then rubbing with little mercy against the slit there.]
Would you come for me now, Bilbo or do you want to wait, will you wait for me until I am undone inside you? [He's giving him the option to come now if he wants, he knows Bilbo easily could, he's so very hard. Yet he would much rather drive him made with the need to orgasm, fuck him senseless and then let him come undone with him.
Have the halfling sobbing with pleasure.]
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He can't answer any of Thorin's questions, any sounds coming from him completely incoherent. Bilbo nearly complains when the smacks against his arse stop, but then there are fingers against him and yes.
Finally.]
I--I--wait, I'll...wait...oh, you bastard, s-stop teasing me!
[There's a bite to his words, even if he isn't legitimately angry. As much as Bilbo is desperate for release, he would rather find it alongside his lover's.]
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When he's sure Bilbo is good and ready, he quickly works his trousers open and pulls his own arousal out, readying it with slick. He wastes no time in pressing himself against Bilbo's slick entrance, rubbing there.]
Relax, my hobbit...
[Thorin's hand not guiding his cock into the halfling will rest on the small of his back, rubbing gently, soothing. As he starts to press into him he knows even with preparation he's a bit of a tough fit for the halfling, so he will be gentle until he gets used to his girth. As he fully sheathes himself all the way in, Thorin will groan, muttering something in Khuzdul, something about Bilbo being perfect. Not that the hobbit can understand him.]
... just... tell me when you're ready.
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His hands clutch at the bedsheets and he lets out a low whine as Thorin sinks all the way inside of him. It's almost painful, more uncomfortable than anything, but within moments he'll be begging for more.]
I...y-yes, I'm ready.
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If only you knew how perfect you were...
[Thorin groans, another thrust into his halfling, his hands holding his hips so he can pull Bilbo back onto him as he fucks him.]
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Part of him wants to see the look on Thorin's face right now, but he rather likes this position. Maybe later.]
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He can feel himself go in deeper, hitting right up inside that spot that will have his hobbit making all the noise. Before he used to have Bilbo hold back his noises, but now he wants all of Erebor to know, to hear how he makes the halfling cry out and whine in pleasure.
Having found that now he'll mercilessly fuck into the halfling, the bed shaking with their movements, Thorin having to lean over him more as he leverages himself with on hand on the bed.]
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