Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

Kassandra | Assassin's Creed Odyssey | F/F

[mistyohs]

[Assumed CR welcome, as well as assuming Kass sent a dirty text/picture to kick things off.]

[quienes]

well you've been awfully quiet lately, now haven't you?

Lenore | Castlevania

[encollar]

asl;fjasdl;kfjsdf misfire

[verunandesu]

Say that again and I will tie you up with your own whip and leave you for the Night Horde

Yuugi Hoshiguma | Touhou | Futa/*

[notevendrop]

[[Yuugi's not subtle. The opening of the conversation is a (possibly intentional, possibly misfired, possibly sent-to-a-random-number) body shot of her with her shirt up and shorts down, big boobs and fully erect cock on display.]]

Forrest Long | Roswell New Mexico | M/M

[warbuff]

joi | blade runner 2049

[emanator]

( voicetesting. )

[doxie]

so, did you enjoy yourself?
hmmm?

Harley Quinn | DCEU | OTA gen, 21+ for anything shippy

[fantabulousandwich]

[Misfires ENCOURAGED.]

ikushima shouhei | xxx allergy

[hakushon]

Nora West-Allen | DCTV | F/F or misfires

[trackback]

Bobbi Morse | MCU | OTA

[gamechanged]

[spyderbite]

Mission complete; boarding my flight in a few, I'll be back home by tomorrow afternoon.
Don't even worry about telling me how much you missed me. I'll assume a lot.

ry | original ( open )

[fightiest]

Batman/Bruce Wayne | DCU | m/m for any shipping

[batsintheattic]

[crossovers, AUs, all welcome]

Cotton Weary | Scream | m/f

[wearycotton]

haru | beastars

[hopticulture]

[prefs here!]

raiden | metal gear solid

[controlled]

[ crosscanon friendly. ]

fig | original

[boon]

gu yun | sha po lang.

[liuli]

tasha benedict | non-fandom oc | m/f

[packyourknives]

yachi hitoka | haikyuu!!

[yacchans]

( genuine and misfires all welcome! expect her to flip either way tho )

nisaka yuusuke | koi to uso | m/m

[tepidity]

olivia | fe:a | m/f

[exhibiting]

Blue | Pokemon | M/M

[bluehawaii]

[ Sun and Moon, specifically. Cool with cross-canon, AUs and whatnot. ]

[defenseur_droit]

That was quite a night at the hot springs. Never been in an orgy before. I'm still limping. Are you fairing any better?

rindou kobayashi | shokugeki no soma | ota

[rindo]

[happytoserve]

Senpai, did you mean to text me this pic of you in your bra and panties?

Kurosaki Ichigo | Bleach | OTA

[not_so_hollow]

[Misfires are probably the best, assumed cr is good too though.]

rolling with option b

[nekked]

so

how big r u

[spoilers: she's bad at this.]

ryuuko matoi | klk | ota!

[nekked]

( sext at ur own risk!! )

[knightofzilch]

I'd love to see what's under that uniform.

rin tohsaka | fate/ | ota!

[ragecraft]

( meme forecast: 100% chance of keysmash. )

[why_so_therius]

I have tolerated your behavior long enough. You will cease sending me such frivolous missives [By which means, "memes"] from now on.