Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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Blue | Pokemon | M/M

[bluehawaii]

[ Sun and Moon, specifically. Cool with cross-canon, AUs and whatnot. ]

[defenseur_droit]

That was quite a night at the hot springs. Never been in an orgy before. I'm still limping. Are you fairing any better?

[bluehawaii]

Are you kidding? I've barely got the energy to stand.

Usually I love being the center of attention, but last night was wild.

My butt is killing me.

[defenseur_droit]

hee! You were quite popular last night. Many went back for seconds. Don't know if you remember, but I even had a turn at your cute backside. How many did you end up taking? I lost count for myself.

Put ice on your lower back and take it easy today. Get your friend Red (or is he more than a friend? When he was done with me he went straight to you) to give you a massage.

[bluehawaii]

I think my buns need some ice.

At least 3 different guys told me my ass was made to be spanked last night.

There's no way I'm asking Red to give me a massage. I'll just put up with the discomfort.

[defenseur_droit]

Well, it is nice and round.

Was he one of the men who spanked you?

I could distract him so you can treat yourself to a spa day.

[bluehawaii]

Yeah, and it wasn't the first time he's spanked me.

Weirdo must get off on making my ass match his name.

If I let you distract him, it'll be like you're cucking me...

[ That's sure not a rejection of the idea. ]

[defenseur_droit]

Having seen it and been in it, I can't fault him. It's a lovely color when spanked.

Hmm~ I suppose so. Though I was thinking of having you again too. So think of it as a warm-up to a threesome.

[bluehawaii]

I don't want a reputation as the guy who knows how to take a spanking.

[ No matter how justified that is. ]

Speaking of my reputation, most people never get to sleep with a champion, let alone two.

But fine. You can distract him. Hearing him gush about it might even be kinda exciting.

[defenseur_droit]

Just let them know next time you're not into spanking.

Well, there are at least three other men who got fucked by Red and then fucked you, so there's that.

I'll send him a text now~

[ninetysix]

are you done for today?

[bluehawaii]

Just finished up for the night.

[ Even if he wasn't done with work, he'd finish up fast to talk to Red, but that's embarrassing to admit. ]

What's up?

[ninetysix]

i was missing you

[bluehawaii]

For real?

I guess I miss you, too.

[ "I guess" like he doesn't miss Red the instant they're apart. ]

Who knew being so successful could be such a pain in the butt?

[ninetysix]

it's something we should have expected

[ but they were kids when they started and they haven't stopped since ]

how much longer until you're back?

[bluehawaii]

Looks like I'll be slumming it in this hotel for another week, tops.

[ Pfft. As if Blue settles for anything less than 5 star accommodation. 4 star at a push. ]

What do you miss most about me?

I miss the sexy threat of a trip over your lap, and how much you can say with just a look.