Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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Harley Quinn | dc comics

[madlove]

01. If you’re not into cosplay you will be after tonight. This naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts.

02. What time is our conjugal visit?

03. You hurt me so bad and it feels so good.

04. We totally won’t sleep together if you come over!

05. [ text her! ]

jason todd | dceu | m/f

[brokenidol]

Rey | Star Wars | ota

[reydacted]

[immunetothelight]

I feel a great disturbance... in my pants.

anna of arendelle | frozen | f/f

[snowstreaked]

[cryokin]

Don't make any plans for tonight. I've been working on something and it's ready for a real test run.

reno | ff7

[flashstrike]

Re: reno | ff7

[tseng_first_turk]

Your shipment from 'Fantasy Dildo Inc.' arrived. Do you have to ship them to the office?

Ben Solo | Star Wars | OTA

[neverreallygone]

sunny holiday ( original )

[vatical]

balthier | ffxii | m/f

[heneverdies]

Abel Nightroad | Trinity Blood | OTA

[incubi_abel]

((Misfires, misdials, and everything above is welcome!))

antillar maximus | codex alera

[legionare]

[ ota. canon legitimately based on "what do you get when you cross the lost roman legion with pokemon". handwaved magical texting, jamjar setting, modern au, w/e ]

[sleepyscholar]

You're invited to my place for a party of two. Clothing is not recommended.

kara danvers (zor-el) | dctv

[danvers]

(syfy's) wynonna earp

[earps]

harley quinn | dcu

[mahem]

[shrimpstrop]

y'know I promised myself I'd stop accepting the numbers of people I meet in theme park security offices, but you did help me escape, you are Harley Quinn, and I'm just gonna say this: you got good butt.

So hi. It's Eleanor. We got caught trying to ride mascots and dayum if I wasn't sending you a vibe the whole time.

harry blackstone copperfield dresden | the dresden files | m/f

[firebombing]

Harley Quinn | DC Universe's Harley Quinn

[pornclown]

01. There’s still glitter on my vag.

02. What time is our conjugal visit?

03. We totally won’t sleep together if you come over!

04. Thanks for the lesson on dirty dancing.

05. [ text her! ]

wen qing / the untamed

[qishan]

( we love a misfire! )

poison ivy (pamela isley) | dc comics | f/f

[tradicans]

[madlove]

So
I remember half of last night and half of this morning
Both halves were sexy af
And I think I have your thong in my purse

Richard Starke | oc | ota

[loveisblindness]

Jake Pentecost | Pacific Rim: Uprising | ota

[ppdc_pilot]

Ororo Munroe | XMCU | ota

[ororostorm]

King John | Robin Hood (2010) | m/f

[rexbritanniae]

Victor Creed/Sabretooth | XMCU | ota

[oldmanclaws]

Raihan | Pokemon Sword/Shield | M/M

[instadragon]

[Incredibly savvy with this sort of things.]

roadhog | overwatch | m/f

[poaka]

lorna dane / polaris | the gifted

[mutants]