Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[rensistance]

If it's working - yes.

[reydacted]

The lighting is good. And the subject. Not so sure about the rest.

[rensistance]

You should take pictures of yourself, so I know what kind of pose to aim for next time.

[reydacted]

[ She sends one along from the engine compartment of the Falcon (still clothed of course), stretched out across a hatch and looking comically pensive. It's supposed to be an imitation of his usual brood. ]

[rensistance]

[ She gets back the original picture, sort of. He's drawn around her, setting her on a snowy landscape and sledding across it. ]

[reydacted]

You've got an eye for art, I think you can handle your own nudes.

[rensistance]

[ Sorry about the mess. In response she receives his original nude, though now he's drawn over it so it looks like he's a giant monster crushing a city. ]

[reydacted]

Those poor people. They didn't consent to you destroying their city or your public indecency.

[rensistance]

You're next, spinebarrel.

[reydacted]

Are you going to come terrorize me nude in the maintenance hold? Really that seems unsafe, Ben.

[rensistance]

[ That in a few moments time she'll be able to hear him stomping towards her should provide all the answer she needs. ]