Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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poison ivy (pamela isley) | dc comics | f/f

[tradicans]

[madlove]

So
I remember half of last night and half of this morning
Both halves were sexy af
And I think I have your thong in my purse

[tradicans]

You certainly do. I'll be expecting that back, soon.
Though I don't think it's the only thing I'll collect the next time I see you.
Because we have unfinished business.
And I want you to remember all the things I do to you.

[madlove]

See, I thought I could make a mint selling these panties on eBay.
But I think I’d rather get what you’ve got to give if I play nice and return them.
If the toll I’ll be paying requires props let me know ahead of time so I can prep.
Nothing’s more embarrassing than being caught with my pants down with the appropriate pair of fuzzy handcuffs.