Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

Rey | Star Wars | ota

[reydacted]

[immunetothelight]

I feel a great disturbance... in my pants.

[reydacted]

Maker, Ben.

Did you also feel all the choking noises I made just now.

[immunetothelight]

... sexy choking sounds, right?

Because then yes, yes I did.

[reydacted]

Sexy is not the first word I describe them with.

[immunetothelight]

I can be sexy.

[reydacted]

I never said you couldn't.
Your opener just caught me off guard.

[immunetothelight]

I may or may not have gotten help with that line.

[reydacted]

From who?
I don't think you need to crowdsource this, if I'm honest.

[immunetothelight]

Rhymes with Shmoe Shameron.

Hey, he offered it up to me. I didn’t even ask for help.

[reydacted]

I think he might have been pulling your leg.
Either way, you don't need his help with that.

[immunetothelight]

So I can really just straight out ask you for sex?

[reydacted]

If I had to choose between that and 'I feel a great disturbance in my pants' I'll take being straightforward.
I think there might be some middle ground here, though.

[rensistance]

[ She gets a holo of him, nude, but from the ground looking up, like he's dropped his commlink and it sent by accident. ]

[reydacted]

This is an interesting angle. Are you experimenting with your nudes?

[rensistance]

If it's working - yes.

[reydacted]

The lighting is good. And the subject. Not so sure about the rest.

[rensistance]

You should take pictures of yourself, so I know what kind of pose to aim for next time.

[reydacted]

[ She sends one along from the engine compartment of the Falcon (still clothed of course), stretched out across a hatch and looking comically pensive. It's supposed to be an imitation of his usual brood. ]

[rensistance]

[ She gets back the original picture, sort of. He's drawn around her, setting her on a snowy landscape and sledding across it. ]

[reydacted]

You've got an eye for art, I think you can handle your own nudes.

[rensistance]

[ Sorry about the mess. In response she receives his original nude, though now he's drawn over it so it looks like he's a giant monster crushing a city. ]

[reydacted]

Those poor people. They didn't consent to you destroying their city or your public indecency.

[rensistance]

You're next, spinebarrel.

[reydacted]

Are you going to come terrorize me nude in the maintenance hold? Really that seems unsafe, Ben.