Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[immunetothelight]

I feel a great disturbance... in my pants.

[reydacted]

Maker, Ben.

Did you also feel all the choking noises I made just now.

[immunetothelight]

... sexy choking sounds, right?

Because then yes, yes I did.

[reydacted]

Sexy is not the first word I describe them with.

[immunetothelight]

I can be sexy.

[reydacted]

I never said you couldn't.
Your opener just caught me off guard.

[immunetothelight]

I may or may not have gotten help with that line.

[reydacted]

From who?
I don't think you need to crowdsource this, if I'm honest.

[immunetothelight]

Rhymes with Shmoe Shameron.

Hey, he offered it up to me. I didn’t even ask for help.

[reydacted]

I think he might have been pulling your leg.
Either way, you don't need his help with that.

[immunetothelight]

So I can really just straight out ask you for sex?

[reydacted]

If I had to choose between that and 'I feel a great disturbance in my pants' I'll take being straightforward.
I think there might be some middle ground here, though.

[immunetothelight]

I should just do that force thing again?

It worked on you last time.

[reydacted]

It was very creative. Can you wait until I'm not in public?

[immunetothelight]

If I must.

[reydacted]

Truly gracious of you.