Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

Re: reno | ff7

[tseng_first_turk]

Your shipment from 'Fantasy Dildo Inc.' arrived. Do you have to ship them to the office?

[flashstrike]

oh, that? totally not what it looks like. it's work stuff.

*finds strangest toy possible *laughs*

[tseng_first_turk]

You realize that each package sent to our department is opened and searched to ensure that only harmless items are sent, correct?

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Please tell me how this is "work stuff"? Unless you're planning on giving a demonstration of some sort?