Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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Makoto Kino| Sailor Moon | M/F

[lotsoftalent]

leona kingscholar | twisted wonderland

[vapidity]

riddle rosehearts | twisted wonderland

[rulism]

Ivy Pepper - Gotham - OTA

[buddest]

Seta Souji | Persona 4 | m/f

[beholdthetruth]

Poe Dameron | Star Wars

[xwingpoetry]

[flyboytwopointoh]

You. Me. Whiskey.

Mal | Descendants | F/F Leaning

[daughterofdragon]

Kara Danvers | Supergirl | OTA

[el_heir]

[nodoubts]

Are you free tonight?

I want to come to your apartment and bend you over the nearest flat surface.

Anna | Once Upon A Time | OTA

[imean]

dean winchester | supernatural | m/f

[picksthetunes]

Karolina Dean | Runaways | F/F ships

[shesalittle]

(ota misfires)

cosette fauchelevent | les miserables (modern au) | ota

[fullofsong]

midoriya "deku" izuku | bnha

[almostmight]

kagura mutsuki | blazblue

[vehementedge]

ban | seven deadly sins

[avulpricious]

Malcolm Bright | Prodigal Son

[prodigalmess]

[ M/F for legit, OTA for misfires. ]

Rey ✨ Star Wars

[goazon]

[ ota. misfires are love. ]

[flyboytwopointoh]

[ooc: -slides over-]

[This week Rey will get an image of a skeleton with a lightsaber turned on between its legs]

jotaro kujo | jjba | m/f

[platinumalbum]

[jollygreengiants]

[ When your boyfriend's built with shoulders like truck tires, you can be a little buff yourself without feeling self-conscious. Or at least Makoto can! Not that she's ever been ashamed, she's strong and it's good for her to be that way, to protect everyone - to be true to her instead of people who'd take one look at her before they judged her.

Still, judgment hurts. And still! Finally, boyfriend who's bigger, taller, and more built than her; the difference leaves her feeling like she has to walk on fewer eggshells if she doesn't want to bruise egos.

That said, Jotaro doesn't sound like that kind of guy, period.

Makoto features her torso prominently in the shot she's forwarded Jotato's way. Arm flexed and muscles on display necessitated by her physique, her breasts get framed by the new, sporty bikini top she's wearing.

Green. Black stripes. Ah-ha. It ties in the center to a surprisingly cute, feminine effect. ]

what do you think? it was on sale so you know I couldn't resist!

Kylo Ren/Brianna Solo • r63!Star Wars • ota

[umbraeternam]

[ wide ota for misfires and serious interest alike; canon, cross, AUs, OCs, timeline shenanigans, whatever. ]

[flyboytwopointoh]

[ooc: Shenanigans you say? Shenanigans you get in the form of a misfire and weird timelines...]

Sweetheart, I'm going to be home from the outpost soon. I have every intention of fucking you in the shower, pressing you hard against the wall as I bite at your neck.

Asmodeus • mythology/original character • ota

[aeshma]

[ wide ota: other myths, originals, fandom characters, people who probably shouldn't be sexing a demon... good with misfires, but fair warning he might try and pursue anyway. ]

How 'bout a misfire from a vampire's vampire in priest's robes? Feel free to persue!

[incubi_abel]

Next week is Cardinal Sforza's birthday. What should I get her?

An honest question meant for one of the others in the department to help coordinate gifts for the lovely cardinal instead of all of them accidentally buying duplicate gifts for the same person.

Poe Dameron (AU) • Star Wars • ota

[poeticforce]

[ good with misfires, serious, whatever. open to all and cross canon (or unconventional shenanigans) is always ♥. ]

[flyboytwopointoh]

[Poe is going to get a vid of Ben stroking himself slowly, moaning the man's name.]

sam drake | uncharted

[withmeinparadise]

anne bonny | black sails

[whatthefuckami]

pamela isley / poison ivy | dc comics

[youarethevirus]

[madlove]

Hey.
Have we made a porno before?
Because, just saying, we should make a porno.
A personal one, obv

nicholas li | original character | ota

[speedloader]