Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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How 'bout a misfire from a vampire's vampire in priest's robes? Feel free to persue!

[incubi_abel]

Next week is Cardinal Sforza's birthday. What should I get her?

An honest question meant for one of the others in the department to help coordinate gifts for the lovely cardinal instead of all of them accidentally buying duplicate gifts for the same person.