Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[flyboytwopointoh]

[ooc: -slides over-]

[This week Rey will get an image of a skeleton with a lightsaber turned on between its legs]

[goazon]

I just keep imagining your junk glowing now.

[flyboytwopointoh]

They make glow in the dark condoms wife...

[goazon]

Only if you promise to make lightsaber noises.

[flyboytwopointoh]

Once you're pregnant. I will, I promise.

[goazon]

Until then lightsaber noises with your unilluminated dick it is.

[flyboytwopointoh]

....

Sure?

[goazon]

I take it back, not the whole time.

[flyboytwopointoh]

Just at the beginning?

[goazon]

As a means of seduction yes.

[flyboytwopointoh]

And baby Porgs aren't a means of seduction?

[goazon]

Depends, what kind of sauce are you roasting them in?

[flyboytwopointoh]

[Rey will get an image of a bunch of baby Porgs sitting on a seat in the Falcon.]

[goazon]

BBQ it is.

[flyboytwopointoh]

Chewie will be upset.

[goazon]

You're less handsome when you're right.

[flyboytwopointoh]

That's why Dad says just let the Wookie win.

[goazon]

Does that mean I'm supposed to let you win too you giant?

[flyboytwopointoh]

I'm less likely to rip your arm out of your socket darling.

[goazon]

More like my clothes off.

[flyboytwopointoh]

You've done the same.

[goazon]

I meant now, love.