Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

rin tohsaka | fate/ | ota!

[ragecraft]

( meme forecast: 100% chance of keysmash. )

[why_so_therius]

I have tolerated your behavior long enough. You will cease sending me such frivolous missives [By which means, "memes"] from now on.

[ragecraft]

I think you've forgotten who between us gives the orders around here.

[the correct answer is always her.]

Besides, don't act like you don't enjoy it.

[why_so_therius]

I have forgotten nothing.

[He simply REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEDGE her orders]

I see nothing humourous in pictures of cats.