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the phone sex +
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[nekked]

[ `It's huge, you asshole.`

Ryuuko grins, tingling with the anticipation of receiving this 'huge' log comprised of all her many alleged crimes against him. it's unfathomable, really, having gotten away without receiving due punishment for so long. it's just been absolute torture eating away at her. tearing her up inside to the point where she's become out of her mind desperate with the desire to put an end to her prolonged suffering. she can't stand it anymore. his words ignite her blood, cheeks flushed at the damning sentence of being too fucking hot to handle is delivered- the final draw of the mallet, before his cock seals the verdict.

godddd save her soul-- or don't. this act of 'discipline' is absolute bliss, she's convinced. she deserves it, after all, thoroughly addicted to the sweetest form of sin imaginable. nothing compares to this. it's even better than the first time around, the sensation of him filling her, stretching her to full capacity- it's so much more than she ever thought possible. her legs tremble around him, heels slipping against his thighs and her mouth falls open with a heavy cry of satisfaction.

oh but he doesn't stop there, reversing and repeating the motion to really drive his conviction home, his moans bleeding together with the hallelujah chorus blaring in her head. it feels as though she'd been waiting years and years to receive this final penalty, and now it's finally here, heavy and profound and everything she's convinced herself she deserves. she can feel him between her fingers- the ones still spreading herself wide open as he thrusts his dick in and out. it's so easy, her slick arousal coating his length and her fingers in abundance. there's something about the added friction that prompts Ryuuko to keep her hand there, some part of her wondering if that does anything at all for him apart from the simple fact that it's a little dirty and that makes it even hotter.

Ryuuko licks her lips.]

Am I really so unbearable? [glossing those wet lips over his she moans, hot breath spilling out into his mouth before she purposely turns her head beyond his reach.] Why don't you tell me? What a bad girl I am. [her teeth catch his ear by the lobe and she pinches the fleshy morsel with a tight, swift tug. testing his restraint. daring him to retaliate.

...... yeah, they're absolutely going to hell for this, sorry not sorry.]

[not_so_hollow]

[This. Fucking. Chick. She's going to straight up kill him, with her comments and the way she just keeps pushing him so far out of his comfort zone that he doesn't even know what a comfort zone is anymore. And the part where it's not even necessarily a bad thing is beyond fucking confusing to him. But... really, kinda welcome. Ichigo never, ever thought that he would be doing anything like this. Not in a million fucking years would a non-stop fuck session involving walls, hair pulling, biting, safe words and now some kinky ass fucking... dirty punishment talk?? land on his radar, let alone the part where he fucking wants it to stay on his radar. The knowledge that, upon a brief glimpse down when Ryuuko broke the kiss and found his ear, her hand is still down in between them, spreading herself apart while he fucks her slowly is just. Appallingly erotic to him.

As if Ichigo weren't blushing enough already, he fucking burns, probably with the fire of a thousand suns at this point, as he actually finds a retort and.... frighteningly easily. But he doesn't falter, and doesn't let himself stumble... because that wouldn't really suit trying to rise to yet another challenge issued by her.]

You're the fucking worst. Your ego is insane, you're rude, and the biggest fucking tease I've ever met to boot. You don't listen to a damn thing I tell you to do, either... [As Ichigo rolls his hips back until only the head of his cock is inside of her, he tips his head away to force her to release his ear, even though it stings to force the skin through her teeth. Then his free hand is coming up quickly, his palm pressing flat under her chin and fingers curling so he can hold her jaw firmly. The pace increases just a little as he presses back into her again, deeply and with a groan, before he goes on. Ichigo uses that grip to force her head back towards his so that they're nose to nose. Panting against her mouth again in between words, a stern frown as his heated gaze meets her's.]...like how you still refuse to shut that mouth of yours. I guess you're just gonna make me shut it for you then, huh...

[All it takes is one swift adjustment of his hand, and Ryuuko will find it clamped over her mouth. Loosely enough that she could easily tell him to cut it the fuck out, but firm enough that his point will be made. Also, it might save him from having to try to come up with more... Ichigo might have reached capacity for the time being on telling her what a bad girl she is, with all of that.

They're definitely going to hell. At least it will be together, though?]

[nekked]

[it's honestly just as much a surprise for her as it is for him, the fact that they've found themselves in this predicament... for what amounts to the third time... and in less than 24 hours. Ryuuko's natural inclination is to suppress her more carnal desires in favor of what's comfortable- which, is usually, nothing short of prudish. taking that into consideration, perhaps the biggest shock of all is how comfortable she feels. with him. next to him. under him. part of him, as he buries his cock deep within her pussy. stopping to think about it is too embarrassing, breaking her composure for the briefest of moments- before he begins hurling those insults in her face, inadvertently fluffing up that ego he's hell bent on besting. it's easy to forget all her own obsessive complications hidden within her personality when Ichigo's all too eager to pinpoint the 'problematic traits' that rile him most. he does all the hard work for her, honestly.

she laughs as he jerks his head free of her teeth, eyes practically shining with admiration for his spirited argument. there's just something extra fulfilling in being labeled The Biggest Fucking Tease someone has ever met. especially when that someone is Ichigo Too Bold For His Britches Kurosaki. what happens next is an absolute delight as he directs her chin in his hand with a firm, commanding hold. her fever spikes, becoming increasingly titillated as that more aggressive nature of his seeps to the surface bit by bit. it's definitely taking a bit of coaxing from her, but she can feel his patience dwindling with every hastened thrust.

'I guess you're just gonna make me shut it for you'

her eyes light up with expectation, anticipating what his next move will be- though it seems fairly obvious. with his mouth hovering so near to her own, she expects he'll seal them both with a kiss....

so color her surprised when the sudden imposition of his hand is clamping down over her mouth, muffling her shock as she grunts softly. her pupils appear to dilate in that same moment, the red in her cheeks darkening as her temperature skyrockets and her arousal steam rolls to the forefront. this is. hot. so fucking hot. way hotter than anything she could have imagined. if asked, she couldn't describe why precisely she is so incredibly turned on by his hand impeding her ability to speak, but she really fucking likes it. breathing out heavy through her nose she moans into the flesh of his palm, a wordless reply to the firm pressure he applies there. looks like he's definitely found the key to shutting her up- apart from the muted groans of pleasure that vibrate up through his fingers as his hips snap up against her repeatedly.

he's not the only one who's good with their hands, though. the fingers that have up until this point been spreading her labia for him slide inward to apply pressure against his cock as it pumps in and out, cinching in and looping around his girth with her thumb and forefinger to give and added layer of friction between them. at the same time, the hand that had buried itself somewhere in his hair draws back to play with her own breast, cupping and squeezing and teasing the nipple until it hardens. it's one hundred and ten percent intentional, showing him that even without her ability to speak, she can still tease the fuck outta him. and she's certain that even with his hand covering it- he'll be able to feel her smirk hidden away underneath.]

[not_so_hollow]

[So maybe Ichigo isn't done telling her how bad she is, cause here she fucking goes again. The pressure of her fingers wrapping around the base of his cock as he thrusts into her is intense, and fucking amazing, and Ryuuko will be able to watch as his jaw drops open with a heavy gasp for air. That just shoots fire back into the side of his face, which in turn pisses him off, and thus makes him forget about any self doubts.

It makes him seethe a little, too, that she has hands to play with her breast like that in between them, and he's stuck here, holding himself up with one arm and keeping her mouth shut with the other hand. He would sell his soul for even just one more limb right now, seriously. It leaves him with his mouth, and the position isn't exactly full of opportunities there, either. All Ichigo can really do it use his words and his teeth to try to drive her up the fucking wall like she is doing to him.

Since everything in the way Ryuuko reacted implies that the hand clamped over her mouth is a complete and utter turn on, Ichigo isn't worried anymore about applying pressure there. He is careful not to press too close to her nose as he tightens his grip on the lower half of her face and forces her head to the side. That way he can snarl into her ear, as he presses in as deep as her tight little body will let him. And then he stops.]

God dammit, you piss me off so fucking much.. You wanna be punished, you little shit? Really? That badly? [He pauses, so that he can bite down on the soft skin of her neck, just below her ear. Sharp enough for her to feel it, but certainly not as hard as last night's bite. Ichigo starts to move again, achingly slow as he releases it, panting hot against her neck.] Have it your way, Ryuuko. You've just sealed your fate.

[And in Ichigo's surprising fashion, he snaps his hips forward fast and hard, aiming to unravel the fuck out of her like he did the first time time. To hell with this sensual bullshit, he's not just going to fuck her into next Tuesday, he is going to pound her into the next year, and he isn't going to stop until she is coming hard and screaming under his hand. Then, and only then is he going to let himself get off. This is his win, and he will stop at nothing to achieve it. ]

[nekked]

[that reaction he gives is nothing short of entertaining, watching his jaw drop open at the unexpected surge of pleasure her fingers provide with just that little bit of pressure. she wants to ask him how good it feels on a scale of one to ten, but his hand covering her mouth spares him the added headache. she'll simply have to settle for watching his eyes light with fury at the sheer audacity of her proceeding to fondle herself in front of him. showing him precisely what he's missing by choosing to shut her up, instead. her eyes goad him, as if wordlessly commenting: this is what you wanted, isn't it? he doesn't have to deal with her mouth anymore but he still has to juggle the rest of her. she's got a reputation for misbehaving, of which he's well aware, so it really shouldn't come as any surprise. if he thought she'd be any different in bed than she is in the ring, then he's about to learn his lesson real quick.

or maybe, he'll teach her one?

her pulse quickens as her head is forced to roll to one side, humming a disgruntled sound-- but nothing proves quite as jarring as the sudden halt of his thrusts, that glorious pleasure train coming to a screeching halt. she whines impetuously, utterly devastated, as though he'd done her a personal offense. he can't stop now, things were finally about to get really fucking good!!

she doesn't quite know what to expect, as he resorts back to his verbal scolding before following it up with the physical repercussion of his teeth sinking into her neck. her voice trembles as he starts to move, measured and languid, a mere taste of what it could be. and just when she starts to resign herself to dwelling in this vindictive torture, Ichigo slams into her so hard and so fast he physically cripples her. the result is Ryuuko yelping into his hand, again and again as he rails her. her body sinks deeper into the mattress at the pinnacle of every thrust, a coarse stream of air hitting his fingers in shallow puffs as he knocks the breath right outta her.

damn him. will he stop at nothing to win? he was already bragging before he'd tasted victory and she can't imagine how big his head is gonna get after this if she comes first.

her arms and legs start to shake, stomach tightening as she tries to brace herself as best she can against every brutal blow. but he's so goddamn manic with how eagerly he aims to ram her clean off her fucking proverbial hinges-- she can't keep up. a concept that both angers and excites her like no other. to think he's this close to besting her--- the only thing that makes it worth it is how fanfuckintastic it feels. every second she's forced to endure is like heaven on earth and she'd sing his praises if it weren't for the hand keeping her mouth shut. hell, she sings them anyway, moaning into his palm with a ruthless conviction. he's relentless, and she soaks up every drop of enthusiasm he plies into her like a sponge, channeling it back at him in whatever methods possible. hooking her legs around his lower back she rocks her hips up to meet him, gyrating against him as best as she's able from this disadvantaged position. and god, what a fucking thrill, to be completely at his mercy.... she wishes they could go at it like this all day long. but her body is a fucking grenade waiting to go off and Ichigo is the pin.

it's only a matter of time before they both explode.]

[not_so_hollow]

[This punishment plan is seriously flawed, and Ichigo is so, so very aware of that fact as her moans vibrate against the palm of his hand and she starts to move her hips as much as his own lightning fast movements will let her. Maybe it's his own fault, for the slow build up he'd forced on the both of them... but he isn't inclined to be taking any of the blame for it.

Because he wasn't lying, when he told her that she is hot and he can't fucking stand it. Even before ever receiving that text from her last night, Ichigo has been fighting letting her seep into his mind like a goddamn infection and losing, miserably. He can't actually count the amount of cold showers he's taken after a fight with her--or if he is really honest with himself, nights of laying in bed drawing up the mental image of her in that fucking outfit, coming at him like a bat out of hell, while he jacks off. Because prude or not (though maybe that's a dubious title at best anymore, considering the current state of affairs), Ichigo is a teenager with raging hormones and he does do it.

Introspection aside, again, Ichigo can feel that needling pleasure building in the base of his spine as he pounds her into the mattress, and he knows that this is a dangerous game he is playing. But Ryuuko apparently likes to get fucked with an impossible intensity that would have anyone else in pain, so he has no qualms with upping the ante even more with each thrust into that addicting, tight heat. There's a small breathy 'hah' sound he lets out with each one, and Ichigo is sinking his teeth into her neck firmly to stop himself from doing it, cause he's almost worried that her hearing him pant that way will give away how close he is to undoing himself. The last thing he needs is for Ryuuko to find even one more thing to set him off, seriously.

Why, really, does every single thing about this girl have to be so fucking attractive to him? Ichigo is pretty sure that after this? He's gonna be straight up addicted to her. To fighting her, to being around her, to being inside of her like this. He never wants any of it to end, and the idea that he is just instantly this fucking devoted to the idea of never leaving her side is insane and terrifying to him.]

[nekked]

[to outright claim that Ryuuko was entirely oblivious to the ginger haired teen's attraction would be a lie. she'd caught his gaze slipping more than once, during their fights, to places it shouldn't. it's not something she could necessarily harp on him for, given she's the one putting herself on display voluntarily. it's no one's fault, really, it's the only way to keep a fair balance of power and control between a Kamui and it's wearer. too much clothing would limit their combined abilities, thus making it a necessary sacrifice. she doesn't expect him to fully embrace that logic, but it's the truth. there are scientific reasons backing the need to bare all that skin, which might even give her a bit of an advantage over her opponents, if she's being honest. it's not something she'd ever thought to manipulate in the past, only ever relying on brute strength and intuition. but there's likely been more than one occasion where she's won a fight by the skin of her teeth and a provocatively angled finishing blow. IT'S NEVER ON PURPOSE. BUT. WELL. it does happen. usually it's just a source of frustration or embarrassment, but whenever she'd glimpse Ichigo ogling, it sparked a different variety of emotion- to the point she'd behave in ways she thought might purposely draw his attention..... both on and off the field. however, it eventually became clear to her that subtle hints were lost on him- rebounding off that thick skull to smack her in the face. so she'd decided to take a more direct approach last night, and that certainly seems to have done the trick... considering he's still keen to hammer away at her the following morning.

if he hadn't of agreed to meet up last night she's not sure what she would've done to take the edge off. probably just. get off using her fingers, imagining they were his. y'know, the usual. thankfully, for the first time since she'd met him, she didn't have to pretend. but now she knows, absolutely nothing she could think to come up with could ever hold a candle to the real thing. the powerful slap of his hips, the deep harsh thrusts, Ichigo's husky moans fogging hot against her neck beside her ear. it's intoxicating to the point Ryuuko's almost sure she'll never make it out alive. it would be so easy to surrender. to let him win. she'd give him anything he asked for if it meant more of this. more of him pouring every inch of himself into the task of unraveling her.

but fuck. what if the only thing he's really after is the challenge? surely he has girls lining up to let him fuck them, even if he claims he 'isn't the type'. if they're not competing against one another here too, then what's the allure to keep him coming back around? he's got plenty of charm, but what does she have? she's spiraling and she doesn't have time for it. she's fucking doomed, at this rate, and she knows it. he's going to win, if this keeps up. as much as it pains her to acknowledge it- that too is rapidly consumed by the mounting pleasure trickling up the length of her spine. the worst part? she can't do a damn thing to slow that down or stop it.

fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuuuuuck. if she doesn't do something now, she doesn't stand a chance. her mind drifts to an idea that she's been stewing on for a minute now, the final ace up her sleeve.

sometimes, you just gotta grab a bull by the horns... or in this case, his balls.

in a last ditch effort to try and knock him off his game, the fingers on his cock shift back to very lightly stroke his balls in passing with a gentle, experimental caress. right down the middle. she doesn't know what she's expecting to happen, really. all she knows is if this doesn't somehow slow him down (or speed him up), she's fucking screwed. literally. and with his focus hopefully shifted elsewhere, Ryuuko uses that to her advantage to spread her lips open wide, taking his fingers into her mouth and sinking her teeth just above his knuckles as her tongue laps hot and furious at his fingertips. her eyes are darkly lit with heavy arousal as she watches him keenly for his reaction, whatever it may be. hoping and praying she somehow manages to outlast his fever pitched thrusts that are mere seconds away from driving them both over the edge.]

[not_so_hollow]

[Unfortunately, Ichigo has taken all of those subtle things Ryuuko has thrown his way at face value, just like he does with every other person who does anything remotely sexual in his life. He's so used to people like Yoruichi or Rangiku just being outright lewd and trying to get a reaction out of him just for the sake of torturing him that... he just assumed that Ryuuko was no different. Fuck, even the men in his life make comments just to make him turn red, so really? It wasn't so damn far-fetched that once again, it was just another person getting their enjoyment out of his prudish misery.

He couldn't have been more wrong, and... considering the nature of his own desires, now roaring to the surface in a way that is frankly almost frightening, he is thrilled with it. Because Ichigo has found himself fighting himself on his own thoughts ever since the first day he met Ryuuko. At first, it was a resistance game in generally just feeling like a pervert for objectifying her by looking in the first place--not that he ever really could have avoided looking considering how synchronizing with Senketsu works, but even still. Then, it turned into a game of trying not to pretend that the subtle hints and actions were on purpose, and that she wanted him just as much as he wanted her. Cause somehow, no matter what, it just didn't exactly feel right to be secretly masturbating to the thought of one's friends. Not to him.

So last night, receiving that text, he was both shocked and completely floored (after quite a few minutes of that back and forth banter and still not believing she was serious) to find out that he wasn't fucking crazy, that it wasn't just another person who was trying to get a rise out of him. Well... or that she was, all along, in the very sense that he both didn't expect but also wanted more than anything despite trying to let himself stay in denial about it.

And on that note, Ichigo has perpetually been in a fucking loop of the same thought since this entire thing started, inwardly hoping that if there are fucking Gods up there listening, that they don't wake him the fuck up from this insane dream. Because, like Ryuuko (unbeknownst to Ichigo), this is so much better than he had imagined. He never wants it to stop. He could literally stay in this bed all day, he could stay inside of her like this for an eternity and then some. Ichigo doesn't think he can ever tire of it, even if everything she does pisses him off to no end, or results in his complete and utter humiliation. Humiliation that, in and of itself, is fucking arousing on a profoundly deep level... and for the millionth time tonight, he's finding that he isn't sure what to do with this sudden news about himself.

And humiliated is exactly what Ichigo is about to be. Ryuuko is like a fucking whirlwind that knows what he is thinking--still convinced of that shit too and especially now, as she finds not just one thing to fucking set him off, but two. The shift of her hand, the touch of her soft hand against his balls has him gasping in surprise as he pounds into her, and despite the fucking screaming he does at himself inside of his own head to stop, his hips move with a mind of their own, the power of each thrust just reaching a frantic pace.

What does him in though, despite every fucking 'stopstopstopmoving--pull out!' that is booming in his mind, is the way Ryuuko takes his fingers into his mouth like that. The feeling of her teeth, the hot fucking sweep of her tongue, it's pathetic, its ridiculous, but that. That is what finishes him off. Ichigo can't stop it, liquid fire is pooling in his groin as he curses at her vehemently.]

G-god dammit! Haaah f-fuck you Ryuuko!!

[The groan near her ear is loud, it's heavy, and it just serves to piss him off more to hear his own voice as he reaches his fucking peak. Despite the fucking swear, the words he'd so confidently thrown at her. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. Fuck her. Fuck her and her irresistible. Fucking. Bullshit. This is complete and utter bullshit. Ichigo is biting into that spot he'd already been working his teeth over, sharp and hard as he manages just one more thrust before emptying himself inside of her once again. First A-fucking-gain. He can feel the heat in his ears, a terrible, horrible combination of his orgasm overheating him and the absolute humiliation already seeping in to his entire being as he loses this fight, this game with each fucking spurt of come.

Fuck her. Fuck her so much.]