Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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Kassandra | Assassin's Creed Odyssey | F/F

[mistyohs]

[Assumed CR welcome, as well as assuming Kass sent a dirty text/picture to kick things off.]

[quienes]

well you've been awfully quiet lately, now haven't you?

[mistyohs]

I've been lying low lately. Did a job for a very grateful young lady, and unfortunately, I was caught receiving her gratitude. I thought it best to stay underground until tempers cool down.

[quienes]

that's probably a good idea

...depending on what sort of gratitude she was giving you.

[mistyohs]

We were caught in her bedroom. You can put together the rest of the details yourself, I hope.

[quienes]

i could

but getting it from you is way more fun.

[mistyohs]

What's there to say? An unsatisfied woman, a loveless marriage, a whole lot of pent up need, and a curious mind lead to a very fun and sweaty time.

Pity that her husband came home early.

[stayaway]

Kassandra! How can you send me a picture like that when you're not here to let me see you in person?

[Not that she's complaining about the picture itself. It's just unfair!]

[mistyohs]

I can do it very easily, as a matter of fact. I want you knowing what you're missing by staying behind.

[In fact, she's gearing up for a second picture to come soon.]

[stayaway]

You know I can't go with you!

[Or rather, she's afraid to take the leap and go on such an adventure.]

Don't think this will change my mind!

[Well... it probably won't. Maybe. Why does Kassandra have to be so amazing and tempting?]

[mistyohs]

Can't or won't?

[Very important distinction, right there. Doesn't matter, though, Kassandra would be tormenting her either way.]

If that is intended to be a challenge, consider it accepted.

[Time for another picture, too. There's a beautiful beach, but probably more pertinent is the extremely topless Kassandra bathing in the sunlight.]

[stayaway]

Both!

[But Bernadetta realizes that she did make that sound like a challenge... and maybe, in some way, it was.

There is a large part of her that does want to run away with Kassandra. It's just so difficult to leave the safety of the walls around her.

But... the beach really does look amazing. More specifically, Kassandra looks amazing on the beach. Bernadetta's face is bright red from the image alone.]

I already want you, more than anything! I've never met someone as amazing and gorgeous as you. Maybe you should just steal me away!

[That would work, right? Then she wouldn't have to make the decision on her own!]