Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[not_so_hollow]

[goddammit he's doing it

so begrudgingly it's not funny]

that's a really low way to get what you want

if you're really SO desperate to know then fine

a little under 15cm

1/3

[nekked]

low like ur body count?

i never claimed to take the moral high ground. just sayin.

[really, he should know better.]

2/3

[nekked]

[but oh.

actual deets. fucking finally.

hold pls. math has never been her strongest subject.

how does one convert centimeters to inches?? he's really making her work for this one.]

3/3

[nekked]

[wait...]

soft or hard?

[not_so_hollow]

...hard

[he is over here having a panic attack just. waiting for her to fucking degrade him or something.]

[nekked]

[oho.]

sooo i make you hard?

[it's probably a good thing he can't see her grinning down at her phone like a hyena.]

[not_so_hollow]

don't be so full of yourself you little shit

no, i did

its not like you were asking with soft in mind

[UH YEAH. That's a good thing. Although, knowing her, he imagines something pretty close and isn't happy thinking about it.

Not happy. Still hard, though.]

[nekked]

you admit you did it for me tho

[it's not like he did it for science.]

ftr i'm digging this vibe lol

[not_so_hollow]

so what if i did?!

[nope, it was all for the pride. he's too easy to trap if pride is on the line. good job on exploiting that fact.]

ryuuko is thriving

[nekked]

[hook, line, and sinker.]

were you picturing me while you did it?

i can see this very clearly. ichigo is not. he is dying inside.

[not_so_hollow]

you wish i was

[he is neither confirming or denying. Ichigo is taking this to the grave with him purely out of spite. (the answer is yes, though.)]

[nekked]

[don't make her call him out on his bluff.

a few minutes go by- maybe he's managed to deter her from terrorizing him further?




...ding. that's the sound of a very risqué picture gracing his inbox.]

here. next time you won't have to rely on ur imagination.

[ it's ryuuko. topless. in bed. enjoy ♥ ]

[not_so_hollow]

[He does start to think that maybe this encounter is over, and is very reluctantly about to go solve his current problem when his phone startles him out of his daze.

Opens it. Jaw drops a little. Furious blushing. You know. Ichigo stuff.

What does he even say to that?!

After couple of (agonizing, for him) minutes:]

You delivered. Color me surprised.

I've got a problem to go solve, no thanks to you, so... we done here or is there more?

[nekked]

[he's not the only one suffering during those agonizing moments of silence on his end. a million thoughts are racing through her mind--- and none of them are calmed by that response.]

guess that depends...

did I satisfy the quid pro quo?

[does he like what he sees?]

[not_so_hollow]

[well his ongoing silence isn't going to help, but he has to will himself to type out what he is about to say. Ichigo is just so... so glad this is over text, he wouldn't be able to say anything like this in person without stammering like a moron.

And so so annoyed at himself for being anxious to know the answer to his own question and prolonging this sexting thing by asking at all.]

....definitely.

...did I?

fuckin nerds, both of em

[nekked]

[ah... she definitely didn't go into this expecting to feel butterflies wreaking this much havoc in her stomach. and here she thought that sort of thing was just for sissies.]

tbd.

[she swallows, working up the nerve to press a little further.]

it's hard to imagine what just shy of 15cm feels like.

[she's going to hell. there's no way around it.]

this might just be the worst sexting ever

[not_so_hollow]

[tbd just serves to nearly give him a heart attack at this point... and the answer still is. Well.

Ichigo would like to think she means it in the good way, and not that she thinks that is small. So he's gonna try to fish for the answer without asking outright.

Eventually, when he manages to hit send.]

ah so you're not JUST picturing it. you're straight up imagining me screwing you.

Nah there’s gotta be worse out there... probably

[nekked]

dont act like ur not picturing it with that thick head of urs

[ notice she didn’t specify which head. ]

hm you're prolly right. They're contending for the title tho

[not_so_hollow]

actually i hadnt let my imagination go that far yet

i definitely am now though

[nekked]

which position?

[ it’s a trap. ]

[not_so_hollow]

[this whole thing has been one big elaborate trap

and he just keeps falling right in. why? he has no idea. morbid curiosity?

she'll get used to the long pauses in between texts eventually.]

you. on top. riding me.

...what were you imagining?

[nekked]

[he's a masochist, apparently.]

typical ichigo, making me do all the work

i guess it's good you know your place tho, below me.

[she's talking way too much shit right now, but in her defense, he's just so easy to tease.]

finally, something we can agree on.

[not_so_hollow]

[maybe he is a masochist

but he isn't about to take that shit laying down either. see what we did there??]

get over yourself ryuuko, i'm not agreeing with you. it was just what came to mind

you couldn't handle it if i actually gave you my all

[does he mean sex? fighting?

it's both. and the fact that he can be talking about both is infinitely appealing to him, even if he can't admit that out loud.]

[nekked]

[ he's not the only one exhilarated by that concept.]

wanna bet?

[now she's really feeling bold.]

so far ur all bark and no bite

[not_so_hollow]

i already told you im not that type of guy but

ive got bark and bite and i'll prove it if you really want me to. someone needs to take you down ten notches and im more than happy to wipe off that smug look i know you've got right now

[he is not having a really aroused flustered meltdown over here. he can definitely find his a game for this. Or so he is telling himself.]