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[ WOKE UP IN JAIL ]

Where are you? Why is your bed so hard? Why is someone peeing right by your head?
Oh right. Because you got pinched last night. Welcome to the slammer, baby.

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Reason(s) you're in jail:

1. Indecent Exposure
Nobody wanted to watch you strut around with everything hanging out, and someone called you on it. Hope they gave you a jumpsuit or you're going to be prison eye candy.

2. Drunk and disorderly conduct
"Wassat, occifer? No... I'm not dru-*hic* drunk. I'm unner the legal limit. Wooo!" No, no you're not. You're way over. Sleep it off, buddy.

3. Vandalism
Oh, you naughty thing. You got busted stealing that 'Chickens X-ing' sign. Or was it drawing boobs on the drive-thru clown? Either way, tsk tsk.

4. B&E
Apparently your friend didn't think you kicking in his window to sneak in and leave him a 'present' was as good of an idea as you thought it was. Well, no love for HIM. *hmph*

5. Grand Theft Auto
The car was BEGGING to go for a ride. It called to you with its sireny car-call. And you just had to answer. If it hadn't been for the damn spike belt...

6. Kidnapping
Trust me, there are better ways to get money to pay for your Bieber concert tickets.

7. Murder
Talk about being caught red handed. You got caught red armed. And faced. And front. You're messy.

8. Any/all of the above
Ooooh... You've been REALLY naughty, haven't you? Actually, you kind of scare me.

Relationship of the person tagging:

1. Cohort in Crime.

2. Person coming to bail you out. (or not)

3. Jailer/Warden.

Threaded | Flat

Crap.

[ Optional extra "relationship of the person tagging" could be Cell-Mate.
Open to cross-canon and AUs (obviously). Very open to smut and ships. ]

[probably not 1 or 2. possibly brought in because of her connections to Very Bad Criminals/being included in one of their crimes, by choice.]

Come bail him out.....or be in there with him.
2, 3, or 5

Velvet let out a low groan, but didn't really notice anything was remiss until she opened her eyes. The solid grey ceiling was her first clue, and sitting up and seeing bars just prompted a sigh.

"...Again?"

((ooc: Velvet's canonically guilty of all of those. Well, except 2. She might firebomb entire ports, use terroristic acts to provoke the government, and steal anything she thinks is useful, but she'd NEVER get caught drinking. She's underage, you know.))

( just another day tbqh )

[ not interested in 1 or 2, the rest are p much canon. cross-canon welcome. ]

Edited 2017-10-07 06:08 (UTC)

[ Probably not 7, but everything else is likely. ]

[ Any of the above! ]

[If he's in jail it's for 3, 4, or 5. I'll consider 7 if you have a good idea.

If he's picking someone up he's either a cohort or someone bailing someone out.]

Edited 2017-10-07 10:21 (UTC)

((Better be a mountain ash border or Ethan ain't staying around.))

[Well, he is wanted, for nothing he's actually done, so this wouldn't be hard if he was unlucky. Could also be the officers didn't believe the bike is his...]