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[ WOKE UP IN JAIL ]

Where are you? Why is your bed so hard? Why is someone peeing right by your head?
Oh right. Because you got pinched last night. Welcome to the slammer, baby.






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Reason(s) you're in jail:

1. Indecent Exposure
Nobody wanted to watch you strut around with everything hanging out, and someone called you on it. Hope they gave you a jumpsuit or you're going to be prison eye candy.

2. Drunk and disorderly conduct
"Wassat, occifer? No... I'm not dru-*hic* drunk. I'm unner the legal limit. Wooo!" No, no you're not. You're way over. Sleep it off, buddy.

3. Vandalism
Oh, you naughty thing. You got busted stealing that 'Chickens X-ing' sign. Or was it drawing boobs on the drive-thru clown? Either way, tsk tsk.

4. B&E
Apparently your friend didn't think you kicking in his window to sneak in and leave him a 'present' was as good of an idea as you thought it was. Well, no love for HIM. *hmph*

5. Grand Theft Auto
The car was BEGGING to go for a ride. It called to you with its sireny car-call. And you just had to answer. If it hadn't been for the damn spike belt...

6. Kidnapping
Trust me, there are better ways to get money to pay for your Bieber concert tickets.

7. Murder
Talk about being caught red handed. You got caught red armed. And faced. And front. You're messy.

8. Any/all of the above
Ooooh... You've been REALLY naughty, haven't you? Actually, you kind of scare me.

Relationship of the person tagging:

1. Cohort in Crime.

2. Person coming to bail you out. (or not)

3. Jailer/Warden.

Comments

Raleigh Becket | Pacific Rim

[rals]

B&E - Military style

[samwiser]

"This is all your fault," Sam sighed, fingers running through his hair. "I knew we should have gone through the proper channels to get those medical supplies but there you were, saying how no one would notice, how we'd get in and out and go help the civilians and it'd be fine." Sam rolled his eyes and tried to make himself more comfortable against the bars.

It was hard to do in his scrubs. They offered no real padding.

After thirty seconds of silence, Sam leveled his gaze at Raleigh. "So, do I at least get an apology?"

[rals]

Had this been Raleigh's dumbest idea, thus far? Yes, probably. Was he about to admit that to wise ol' Sam here? Definitely not. The guy wasn't going to get the satisfaction. On paper, the plan, if followed to a T, had potential, but in practice was easily botched because of one Sam Winchester. Yeah, that's right, it was Sam's fault.

Raleigh, opposite Sam of the cell, was pretending to doze off, not exactly interested in being scolded. "Sorry, man, you were saying something? Something about how you broke character and ruined everything?" Blond eye brows went up. "I'll accept your apology as soon as we're out of here."

The nerve of this guy, right?

[samwiser]

Oh, Sam knew what Raleigh was trying to do. Get him riled up. All Sam did was glower at the other, trying to ignore how deep the dip seemed to be between Raleigh's neck and chest.

"I didn't break anything!" Sam said a rushed whisper that was anything but. "I don't have the luxury of being a commander's favorite. My boss at the hospital is probably just going to let me sit here and stew over it all before assigning me toilet duty for the remainder of my residency." He didn't even want to think about the pricks in his unit were thinking.

[rals]

"You mean you didn't freak out once we were found out?" Raleigh's question sounded an awful lot like an accusation. "Had you just let me talk we wouldn't even be in this mess," he shot back in a whisper. And okay, yeah, so he was a favorite and had a commander's ear. He'd probably be out of there a lot sooner than Sam, as if he'd leave a friend behind.

Who knew wanting to help people could turn out this bad? Admittedly, he does feel bad for dragging Sam into this. Not enough that he wouldn't do it a second time though.

"And do you honestly think I'd leave you in here? I'm talking both of us outta here the second I can."

[samwiser]

Sam tipped his head into his palms as Raleigh kept talking. The blond wasn't telling lies, and Sam just found himself sighing, then raising his head as his fingers yanked the hair from his face. "I wouldn't go as far to say as you talking would have kept us out of here," he started, "but yeah...maybe I did freak out," Sam finished mildly, admitting the truth.

Cocking his head at Raliegh's words, Sam caught his eye and held it. "That's...big of you." It wasn't the perfect response, but Sam was still trying to be mad, and he had to think of what his permanent record was going to look like now.

"Can I ask how you're going to do that, so I'll know when to shut up apologizing?"

[rals]

A scandalized look washed over his face and he furrowed at Sam. "You don't know that." Who knows what their chances would have been if Raleigh had a chance to charm their way out. If he was being honest with himself, he knew those chances were very slim. It's a military base, filled with more hardasses than not. They screwed the moment they got the idea in their heads.

At the question Raleigh sighed out, if he really had a plan to get them out aside from talking up his commanding officer, it didn't show. "I haven't figured that out. ...yet."

[samwiser]

Sam cocked his head to the side, studying Raleigh. A thin vertical line appeared between his eyebrows. "You're in too good of shape to fake a heart attack," Sam said after a long, silence. "That was my idea. Pretend you were an emergency case and get you out of here, then when we got close to the emergency vehicle...we'd just run in opposite directions."

No one would get hurt, some would get a laugh out of it, but it wasn't like they didn't know WonderBoy sitting across from Sam on sight. And Sam wasn't coward enough to let Raliegh take the fall. Besides, it wasn't like Sam could be inconspicuous.

"Maybe if you weren't so great at everything, my plan could have worked." Hopefully, Ralieih's head didn't get too big from the compliment - there was only so much space in their cell.