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[ WOKE UP IN JAIL ]

Where are you? Why is your bed so hard? Why is someone peeing right by your head?
Oh right. Because you got pinched last night. Welcome to the slammer, baby.

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Reason(s) you're in jail:

1. Indecent Exposure
Nobody wanted to watch you strut around with everything hanging out, and someone called you on it. Hope they gave you a jumpsuit or you're going to be prison eye candy.

2. Drunk and disorderly conduct
"Wassat, occifer? No... I'm not dru-*hic* drunk. I'm unner the legal limit. Wooo!" No, no you're not. You're way over. Sleep it off, buddy.

3. Vandalism
Oh, you naughty thing. You got busted stealing that 'Chickens X-ing' sign. Or was it drawing boobs on the drive-thru clown? Either way, tsk tsk.

4. B&E
Apparently your friend didn't think you kicking in his window to sneak in and leave him a 'present' was as good of an idea as you thought it was. Well, no love for HIM. *hmph*

5. Grand Theft Auto
The car was BEGGING to go for a ride. It called to you with its sireny car-call. And you just had to answer. If it hadn't been for the damn spike belt...

6. Kidnapping
Trust me, there are better ways to get money to pay for your Bieber concert tickets.

7. Murder
Talk about being caught red handed. You got caught red armed. And faced. And front. You're messy.

8. Any/all of the above
Ooooh... You've been REALLY naughty, haven't you? Actually, you kind of scare me.

Relationship of the person tagging:

1. Cohort in Crime.

2. Person coming to bail you out. (or not)

3. Jailer/Warden.

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"Nah, I'd been working. Well. Trying to. Coordinating with Pepper is difficult with the time difference and the making sure the line is secure." He pops his back as he stands, grimacing at the twinge in his side. "You good?"

He'll head on out if that's the case.

"Yeah, I'm fine." Steve lies as he pours himself a glass of water. "I hope you and Pepper are able to get everything figured out. Sorry it's difficult. Uh...You should try and get some sleep as well. Thanks for checking up on me." He smiles at him.

"You should try to get a few more hours if you can. I have a feeling there are going to be more sad eyes and talking in the morning now that everyone's had time to gnaw on it." Specifics might be requested. He's not looking forward to it.

"I'm not going back to sleep tonight Tony. It never works out after things like that." He says sipping the water. "It just picks up right where it left off. It's not the first time and it won't be the last. They'll probably ask the hard questions and I'll answer them just like you will. I'm fine." He knows there will be sad eyes, there will be more hurt feelings and disappointment but he'll survive it. They will get through this hardship and then move onto the next as is their way.

"Your call, C- Steve." Not Cap, he dropped the shield, is going to pass on the title officially (which is good, it's fine, he can learn to forgive Wilson like he forgave Vision, it's fine), to cover the awkward he tucks his tablet under his arm and makes for the door, peering back. "Don't wear yourself out."

"Too late for that." Steve murmurs as Tony leaves. He stands at the counter for a long time before moving to the couch to continue the drawing of Tony. It keeps him occupied until breakfast which he is the first person to arrive at. He's sipping coffee and rubbing his eyes as food is brought in and others start trickling into the room.

Rhodey had to shuffle him in, Tony all bleary eyed and slumped into his shoulder, half a sleep, less concerned with appearances than he is trying to get just a little more rest. Deposited in a chair he reaches for the nearest mug of unclaimed coffee (or claimed, he doesn't really care) to drag it close and cradle as though it holds all the answers in the universe.

Steve raises an eyebrow because Tony looks exactly like how he feels. He doesn't stop the man from taking his coffee and has to bite back a laugh when Tony looks at it like it's the reason for his existence. He nods to Rhodes and moves to pour himself another cup. Slowly more people stagger in, the team greeting those present and bidding everyone a good morning.

Wanda sits beside Steve once more and presses a kiss to his cheek. Steve smiles warmly at her and pats her knee slightly. She's like a daughter to him and he loves her just like one. He's so glad to see her happy again. Vision seems to have done wonders for her spirits.

Clint and Sam were the last to join them. T'Challa having been called into his Kingly duties would not be joining them this morning. Steve digs into the food, he's hungry and he wants to eat before people start talking. If they start talking.