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[ WOKE UP IN JAIL ]

Where are you? Why is your bed so hard? Why is someone peeing right by your head?
Oh right. Because you got pinched last night. Welcome to the slammer, baby.

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Reason(s) you're in jail:

1. Indecent Exposure
Nobody wanted to watch you strut around with everything hanging out, and someone called you on it. Hope they gave you a jumpsuit or you're going to be prison eye candy.

2. Drunk and disorderly conduct
"Wassat, occifer? No... I'm not dru-*hic* drunk. I'm unner the legal limit. Wooo!" No, no you're not. You're way over. Sleep it off, buddy.

3. Vandalism
Oh, you naughty thing. You got busted stealing that 'Chickens X-ing' sign. Or was it drawing boobs on the drive-thru clown? Either way, tsk tsk.

4. B&E
Apparently your friend didn't think you kicking in his window to sneak in and leave him a 'present' was as good of an idea as you thought it was. Well, no love for HIM. *hmph*

5. Grand Theft Auto
The car was BEGGING to go for a ride. It called to you with its sireny car-call. And you just had to answer. If it hadn't been for the damn spike belt...

6. Kidnapping
Trust me, there are better ways to get money to pay for your Bieber concert tickets.

7. Murder
Talk about being caught red handed. You got caught red armed. And faced. And front. You're messy.

8. Any/all of the above
Ooooh... You've been REALLY naughty, haven't you? Actually, you kind of scare me.

Relationship of the person tagging:

1. Cohort in Crime.

2. Person coming to bail you out. (or not)

3. Jailer/Warden.

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"Who said it was you who'd do the whipping eh?" he whispered mischievously. The thought was kinda hot. But at the same time, he didn't know a thing about this guy. He could just aswell be part of the mob for all he knew. Would explain some things. Not all obviously. The whole vampire hunter schism wasn't easily explained like that. He wondered if this guy knew the witch that helped him with that demon.

Edited (Gah grammar) 2017-10-15 01:45 (UTC)

"Everyone will get his turn, right? Even the gimp we keep in the basement har har har," Jace drawled as they stepped away from the police station and passed a few cops coming in for their shifts.

"But really," Jace said, letting go of his elbow, "whip, sword, and bow. Expert. So where do you live? Want some food?"

"Didn't know we even had a basement," Kieron chided once they were out of range of any cop ears. He didn't want to make them suspicious. After all, they got away on a lie. Which suited him just fine. He wasn't big on morals anyway. never did him any good.

"I live in an apartment complex," he said and nodded in the general direction. "sure, food sounds good. Not sure anything but McD is open this late. Maybe Denny's." he spoke.

"Well, just try to keep your hands off me in the booth," Jace decided to shoot back, scanning their surroundings to make sure they weren't out there being watched. Jace figured the further they got away, the fewer officers would be wasted in watching them.

"Got your wallet? You're paying."

He decided against commenting on that. The guy was good looking, sure. But he had lately tried to think less with his dick and more with his brain. As such he knew it was a bad idea. If this guy had a hobby as Van Helsing junior, things could get pretty bad to those close to him. Which Kieron was trying to avoid.

"I guess chivalrousness is dead," he commented. He had gotten his wallet back and sure he could pay if they weren't going somewhere extraordinary. But after the nigh he had been through as an impromptu damsel in distress. he couldn't help but commenting on that.

"It's pronounced 'chivalry', but that's okay. I think we're well away from the officers, so this is where I leave you."

Jace stroked his stele over his arm, his body shimmering until it became invisible.

"Be good, Kieron."

With that, Jace jogged away.