the island of misfit prompts.

[thanksalotforthememe]

(thank you dyslexic for giving us this beauty)

Because sometimes you can't decide what meme to post to and you'd rather choose from a bunch of random prompts instead.



1. You're trapped in a McDonald's. It's only a matter of time until the McNuggets run out or the McFlurry machine breaks …
2. You're trapped in an elevator and it's like that M. Night Shamawhatever movie so the devil is haunting you in it and you're probably going to die.
3. You're trapped in one of those giant meat freezers and slowly freezing to death with the other person in the thread. Will you huddle together for warmth like Seth Green in that one move?
4. tfln. Every good random prompt meme needs tfln.
5. mpreg. See above. Aliens? Genetic mutations? That breeding stable meme redux? It happened, and now you've got to get your shit together.
6. You have a big secret to tell the other person and now is your only chance. You're probably on your deathbed idk.
7. You woke up naked in a hotel room with the other person and no clue how you got there. This is some The Hangover-type shit.
8. Kinky times. Because every random meme needs a smut prompt, too. Get your 50 Shades of Grey on.
9. Body horror. You and/or person b are mutating into a zombie/robot/vampire/furry/cthulu/etc. and it's freaky as hell.
10. Disney time. You and person b are now acting out the Disney movie of your choice.
11. Roadtrip! One car, one … cup?
12. Ghost, Patrick Swayze style. You or person b is a ghost, and now you're trying to communicate with them from the other side. (NO POTTERY.)
13. Human centipede. I'll leave this one up for interpretation.
14. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. You and person b are both keeping huge secrets from each other, but one of you is getting ~~suspicious~~!
15. High school AU. What it says on the tin.
16. ZOMBIES!!!!!! Were you bitten? Are you hiding out in a shack somewhere in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland?
17. A raccoon is trapped in the house and now you and person b have to figure out how the fuck to kill it.
18. You're dying a slow tragic death so you better get those last words the fuck out.
19. You're possessed by a ghost/demon/yeerk/whatever the fuck. Fight for dominance or … don't, no one actually gives a shit.
20. You're connected by a red string of fate to the other person and you follow it and find them and hook up?

Comments

Feda Gandamak | OC

[notbloodylikely]

The basics!

Any age, your choice or leave it up to me.

Sonia Nevermind | Super Dangan Ronpa 2 | M/F for shipping

[princesspool]

Noire | Fire Emblem Awakening | M/F for shipping

[blood_and_thunder]

17! Let me know if you're okay with the AUish scenario, I can edit it if not

[thejusticewagon]

[It was rather fortunate that Cynthia had managed to run into Noire after they'd both arrived in the past and take her on as her sideki-er, traveling companio-...no, Cynthia very much viewed her as her sidekick. Either way, after that, their luck had been... somewhat abysmal. Nothing life-threatening had happened (yet) but they'd apparently landed in a remote corner of the continent far from civilization. It... had looked like their luck had picked up when they discovered an abandoned cabin.

Then they met the inhabitant.

Cynthia wasn't the sort to give up like... ever, but sometimes she had moments of clarity where she would come to the realization that she was backed into a corner.

Of course, backing off didn't mean she was giving up. After all, she had justice to dole out, and she wasn't about to let her trusty (if somewhat frail outside of the times when she started on her BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD schtick) sidekick suffer under the raccoon's reign of terror!]

Noire! We need to have an impromptu strategy session!

kobato hanato ❦ kobato.

[sympathy]

Totsuka Tatara | K

[skilful]

[ if 12, he's definitely the ghost! ]

i rolled 4. misfired texts again.

[composure]

I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.

'mako' mori | pacific rim rule!63

[51kills]

( вυcĸy вarneѕ | мcυ | 616 | oтa )

[yourbestguysgun]

( dιмιтrι | anaѕтaѕιa | oтa )

[foundyouatlast]

none of the sex options please.

Sherlock Holmes | Sherlock (BBC)

[consulting_freak]

RED STRING OF FATE (and the like)

[i_favour_you]

Nice scarf.

[Meet Sherlock Holmes. Consulting detective for the NYPD. Previous drug history is probably obvious, as are his preferences for prostitutes and his inability to wash his clothes properly.

What's he doing in London? Even he isn't certain. He knows he hasn't been high, but he's here.

Attached to you.]

Filly Bray | OC | OTA

[derpmcnerd]

Seven. Whee!

[element_wizard]

((I went with whoever I was logged in as.))

In theory, he should have been in the bed, but he'd never been a quiet sleeper and so now he was off the bed with a loud thunk which was followed by an "Ow!"

This is followed by a "What the fuck was I drinking last night?"

Ankh | Kamen Rider OOO | OTA

[coreissue]

Cynthia | Fire Emblem Awakening | OTA

[thejusticewagon]

20... ish idk maybe other things

[generalflirt]

[But yeah man it's sort of awkward to have a literal red string on your pinky and you're not really sure where it goes. I mean sure, it sounds romantic in theory (and he does want to consider it romantic) but in practice it just gets a little tangled up in things even if it does untangle itself later. IT's generally not all that practical.

Which is probably way he's resolved to find the other end of it. And you know what, maybe it can involve one of these other prompts too this idea just seemed funny to me to create some vague thing]

Celestia Ludenberg | Dangan Ronpa

[ex_whaler943]

one.

[lootings]

[There are many questions she could be asking right now of the only other person in here with her. Like what is a McNugget or a McFlurry or why there was a cut out of a clown in here. She doesn't however. There are other things to be concerned about like maybe getting out of this place.

Only since they are in here. She walks towards the cash register.]

Might as well...

[She will soon find herself disappointed by it.]

It's empty.

Hong Kong | Axis Powers Hetalia

[bauhinia]

Mitsuru Kirijo | Persona 3 | OTA

[obeymycommand]

diana meade ] the secret circle (tv)

[powerornopower]

kusanagi izumo » k

[composure]

audrey darling ] once upon a time oc

[abnormality]

2

[fromconvention]

You've got to be kidding me.

[That's the first thing Elaine says after the elevator shudders to a halt just one floor away from her destination. The first thing she does is start hitting the emergency button.

It doesn't work.

And the day had been going so well, for once. She lets out a groan and runs a hand through her hair, before she turns to the woman riding the elevator with her.]

I hope you didn't have anything important to do today.

dawn summers ] buffy the vampire slayer

[watcherjunior]

Usagi Tsukino | Sailor Moon | ota

[mooncrystal]

Carolyn Collins Stoddard//Dark Shadows Movie (2012) f/M but OTA all else.

[awerewolf_woof]

Sherlock Holmes ♞ Elementary

[i_favour_you]

[No Mpreg, please.]

7ish

[womanwhobeatyou]

[The sun floods into the hotel room, warm and bright. Hard to say whether it floods in because of the woman standing without a stitch on in front of said window, or because he'd left the blinds open the night before. Either way, the room is flooded in harsh morning light, and the woman in question sidesteps the mess on the floor to stand next to the bed.

If the light doesn't wake him soon, she'll have to take matters into her own, very capable, hands.]

Minako Aino | Sailor Moon

[ai_no_megami]

Cecil - Welcome to Night Vale

[communitysupported]

[No 5, please. Otherwise open to all.]

Gilbert Nightray | Pandora Hearts

[chainedraven]

 

LMAO NO ACTUALLY 15

[laceratings]

[ it's a warm day, and summer has come at last, in truth, vincent is glad for IT. having to listen to their vapid conversation all day long, their high, chattering voices, their empty heads..

a few months reprieve will do him good; the joys of boarding school of course means that he won't need an excuse to wriggle out of this luncheon or that concert, and of course he'll have plenty of time to spend with --- ]

Gil!

[ vincent very nearly misses him, but catches sight of the edge of his brother's coat turning 'round the bend toward dormitories. hitching his backpack higher onto his shoulder, vincent heel-turns and trots quickly off in his direction, looping both arms comfortably around gilbert's elbow as he falls into stride beside him. ]

Are you all packed?